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POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 6:47:20 GMT

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NIKOLAI PETROV + Emma Wolfe

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POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 7:02:31 GMT

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Laurence Anderson + Stormy Silph

Ouch, things don't look good here! There's not much hope, so I'd give up and look for another fish if I were you. It might be fun for a marginally small while, but the soil is too hard to grow anything from here, sorry, pal.

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Rikiya Oshiro + evelyn silph

This is the universe telling you to move on and try someone else because there's absolutely no kindle here, not even enough passion for a one night stand. You might think they're pretty to look at, but you'll learn real quick they're not your type on the first date if not the first five minutes.

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dorian westcliff + evelyn silph

This is like one of those elementary crushes, at best. You like someone but you don't really like them because you don't even know what a crush is, or you still believe in cooties. This is a failure from the start with neither member showing real interest and dedication into the relationship. You'll be lucky if you last a week.

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Emma Wolfe + NIKOLAI PETROV

Wow, missy, you caught a hot one. Get it? Because he's going to burn up in flames the moment you sink your fangs into him. I don't even mean that as a metaphor. I mean literally.

He's going to fall apart into sad ashes. I mean, you could probably gather all the soot and put it in a jar and carry it around with you while wailing about his legacy, but I mean, c'mon. Who wants to see that?

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POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 19:25:00 GMT

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victor evans + priam conrad

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POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 21:09:30 GMT

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@max + SHIKANO CHIYOME (shiv)

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conrad

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vermillion city, kanto

anything goes

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ALL ALONE

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Embrace the dark you call a home, Gaze upon an empty, white throne

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priam conrad

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POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 21:12:19 GMT

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priam conrad + Lucas Lane

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dog boy

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Join my dream it's just the right time, woah

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POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 21:13:34 GMT

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kyle lopez + victor evans

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POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 21:38:32 GMT

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victor evans + priam conrad

This poor boy lost his gabite, but that doesn't mean he lost his capacity to love... Victor, you must fill the hole. The hole in Priam's heart. And with this compassion, this relationship is bound for permanence.

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@max + shikano chiyome

Your wuju style will not only conquer enemies on the rift, but it will also conquer Shikano's heart. You gotta get that alpha strike in, make like a highlander and put a doran's ring on it.

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priam conrad + Lucas Lane

The love machine believes this can happen, but it will be a struggle. If you truly want to win his heart, fish out his Kabutops from the bottom of the Navel Rock Tower or treat him to some fossil diving. Just make sure you hold hands, brush shoulders... play with your hair.

Gotta give the rock lover a hint lest he just look at playground pebbles.

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kyle lopez + victor evans

You love dogs. Victor has a cat. You need to find a way to make this work without your Pokemon tearing each other apart ala Cats & Dogs (2001).

Aside from that, I don't know how much of a future you two have.

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fortree

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engaged

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cait alfric

POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 21:42:49 GMT

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cait alfric + evelyn silph

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POSTED ON Feb 14, 2019 21:50:10 GMT

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cait alfric + evelyn silph

The love machine firmly believes this relationship will not work out. Songbird's brain was sucked out of her ears by the Silph aliens and now she's just a husk of a bird. Like the kind you see dead after a sudden snowstorm as a frozen block lying on the ground like a wooden mantelpiece ornament.

Maybe you'll be the one to save her, Cait Alfric. #savesongbird2019

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Wraith

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Shalour City, Kalos

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Desiree Blooms

"My guiding light."

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Thomas Benoit

ALWAYS READY TO ROLL A NEW ONE

POSTED ON Feb 15, 2019 0:17:42 GMT

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Thomas Benoit + evelyn silph

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POWER IS TAKEN, NEVER GIVEN—SO TAKE WHAT YOU ARE OWED

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FERNANDO SILPH

POSTED ON Feb 15, 2019 2:23:18 GMT

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FERNANDO SILPH + Isra Nightingale

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POSTED ON Feb 15, 2019 2:29:23 GMT

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Thomas Benoit + evelyn silph

You made it to the line-up for Songbird... but you're at the very back of the line. The relationship could happen, yet the chances are dismal. She might choose someone before you even get an opportunity to meet her!

Try budging in somehow?

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FERNANDO SILPH + Isra Nightingale

The love machine detects a potential steamy get-to-together that can blossom into something more! This relationship will require more maintenance, however. Needs more emotional elbow grease. Or money.

Lots of money.

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Thomas Benoit

POSTED ON Feb 15, 2019 5:34:34 GMT

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Thomas Benoit + cait alfric

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Luke / Boomer

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Twenty Nine

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Lacunosa Town

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Noelle Bellemore

my body is regi

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Lucas Lane

POSTED ON Feb 15, 2019 5:59:02 GMT

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