Don't Mess With Unova [c]

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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Don't Mess With Unova [c]
POSTED ON Jan 10, 2021 22:35:25 GMT
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You would think after getting stranded on a Wailord and finding himself stuck in the lair of an abomasnow would have taught Oscar to stop drinking with . Yet when invited to go out with the wily sailor the night before, he jumped at the chance to participate. Sure the nights always ended bizarrely, but he could not deny that the chaos was part of the charm of these outings. Plus, Skyler was just good company.

As always the two had a grand ol' time, painting Lilycove red as they reveled in their casual debauchery. Oscar remembered flashes of the night, such as throwing water balloons off the top of the Lilycove hotel and Skyler punching him when he claimed that 'Octillery Academy 2' was superior to the first 'Octillery Academy'. What he did not remember is how the fuck they got to Unova.

Oscar had woken up in what he thought to be a warzone. Destruction surrounded him, with trees and benches ripped to shreds. There were craters everywhere, and rocks jutting from the earth like gnarled broken bones. What the fuck happened here? It didn't take long to get his answer, as the hung over rocket and his companion were very quickly arrested. When Oscar heard that they were in Castelia City in Unova, his jaw nearly snapped off of his skull. What!? How!? Why!?

There was no time for him to dig through his faded memories though, as the two were quickly sentenced to community service. Apparently, they had appeared in the dead of night and completely wrecked the city's biggest park. Since they were foreigners the judge decided to have mercy and not sentence them to years in prison for vandalism. However, someone had to clean up this mess and it might as well be them. The city very kindly provided cells for them to sleep in while the accomplished this task, and the two would soon find themselves standing within the handiwork of their shenanigans.

Taking in the destruction, Oscar could not help but groan. "We need someone to supervise us when we drink, look at this mess! How the fuck are we supposed to clean all of this?"
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Don't Mess With Unova [c]
POSTED ON Jan 25, 2021 18:11:17 GMT
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Nights spent drinking with Oscar were always wild, chaotic blurs that offered flashes of strange actions with no kind of context attached to them. Mysteries compounded upon mysteries that always left Skyler scratching at her head (or holding on to it when the following hangover proved too much to handle without proper medication and rest). Ever since that first summer night, however, she'd called on Oscar several times because - despite not remembering much of their shenanigans - it was always an... experience.

Sometimes the only things that gave her any clue as to what had happened the previous night were whatever she found in her pockets. This one time she'd found a hot pink thong sitting innocently in her bra - it had left her with lots of questions and a smug sense of satisfaction. Nothing too serious had ever come out of these nightly escapades. Okay, so there was this one time they'd ended up in the middle of the ocean on the back of her Wailord, but if anything that had been funny.

At least until their latest escapade.

Fingers buried themselves in her blond curls, the sheer amount of destruction widening her eyes, before they snagged on some knots and pulled away. "Holy fuck, what did we even drink? And - do you have any idea how distant Unova is from Hoenn?" Her poor Wailord had been involved somehow, she knew it. The apocalyptic scenario which surrounded them featured a whole crater somewhere to her right, possibly where she'd thought a pond should be. It was filled with water, although most of it had dried by now, making this marshy, muddy circle that... honestly, it stunk like stagnant water.

"No clue how we'll get this done, but... Might as well get to it." They were being supervised too. Skyler could feel the unamused gazes boring holes into her back from the nearby law enforcement agents. "I have no idea how a broom could help with this... mess..." And that was being generous. 

Skyler subtly moved closer to Oscar in order to whisper something his way without being overheard. Just in case. "Think they'll notice if we use pokemon for the job? I think they might want to punish us by not letting us use them - but that's ridiculous. We'll be here for the next year!"





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Don't Mess With Unova [c]
POSTED ON Mar 6, 2021 19:45:15 GMT
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Use their pokemon? Well, they did allow them to keep their pokeballs. Oscar leered toward their chaperones, the law enforcement agents that hadn't stopped staring at them since they arrived at the park. Oscar waved to them, "So, since we have our pokeballs I assume we can use pokemon to help clean?"

The guards looked at each other, mumbling outside of earshot. Eventually one of them shrugged and nodded toward Oscar. He smiled impishly as he pulled out a pokeball. He quickly released its contents, the flygon known as Baron. All things considered, the raised earth around the park was probably Baron's handiwork. Oscar looked to Skyler, using Baron as cover as he leaned in to whisper in her ear.

"Get on the flygon."

Oscar snapped his fingers twice, signaling Baron to screech. It gave the guards a start, and before they could take out their own pokemon a nasty sandstorm consumed the park. Moments later, Baron would launch into the sky with Oscar and Skyler as his passengers. Oscar cackled as they made their escape, "I can't fucking believe they let us keep our pokemon. What a bunch of assholes!

Oscar flipped Unova off as they headed toward the ocean, returning from whence they came.

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