BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER

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5'10" / 177.8 cm height
In the warrior's code, there's no surrender. Though his body says stop, his spirit cries, "NEVER!"
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BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER
POSTED ON Aug 13, 2023 7:13:58 GMT
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Shuwen,” Navy begs his Urshifu, “Shuwen please. Shuwen, I’ve never backed down from a fight.”[break][break]
Well, except for that one time, with the weird black armored guy[break][break]
We gotta win, Shuwen. No two ways about it. You’re my best fighter. You’ve got the best fists in Hoenn. You’ve got the best legs. The sternest smile. You really gonna tell me you’re gonna let someone else say they’ve got the best ass.”[break][break]
The bear shakes his head. As he turns his back on Navy, the bandana fastened to his head billows in the sea wind. This fight is not for him.[break][break]
Alright…Hattori it is.” It’s almost time for his match. His first opponent is Gunner Graves. He’s a spectacular specimen. Navy knows himself well enough to know he’s not into guys. But that ass.[break][break]
That’s Hoenn’s ass.[break][break]
Well, it was Hoenn’s ass ‘til he rolled up on the block.[break][break]
Alright, my guy. We’ve got ourselves an entrance to make.” Navy jumps onto the float, nodding at Gunner and grinning ear to ear. Hattori skids across the water, never breaking the surface. Shinobi means one whose steps are light. Skidding in front of Gunner’s Inteleon, the shinobi looks up at the lizard and gives a respectful bow. Were he a little taller, he might even looking intimidating. Not every day one sees a Greninja with an eyepatch.[break][break]
YOOOOOOOOU, ARE GOING DOOOOOOOWN, AGENT GRAVES!” Navy bellows. He squats, slamming one foot into the ground. Repeating the other, he holds himself in a sumo pose. It’s a rare instance where a man would look more photogenic if he was about three hundred pounds heavier.[break][break]
Squatting, holding his sumo pose, he looks at Hattori expectantly.[break][break]
His shinobi’s eyes go wide as saucers. It only now dawns on him that he, too, must squat like this. An utterly miniscule Greninja, standing only three feet tall, makes for a pathetic opponent.[break][break]
THE SHOGUN OF SQUATS, SHERIFF NAVY’S, HERE TO DUNK YOU!”[break][break]
Hattori sighs, closing his one good eye. Swallowing his pride, he squats as well. He waits for Gunner to press their behinds together for the ceremonial butt touching, and then the games can commence.

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BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER
POSTED ON Aug 14, 2023 0:38:00 GMT
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Gunner was first on the large, floating disk in the middle of the pool, his Inteleon beside him. Perhaps Balin was not the best partner, for Inteleon were lean creatures, but the sight of Navy's equally skinny Greninja was significant reassurance.[break][break]

As expected, only the finest of asses would determine the winner of this year's Booty Bump Beatdown. And Gunner was certain it would be him.[break][break]

He laughed at Navy's entrance, though the sudden weight of the other man caused the float to rock violently. Gunner adjusted, keeping his balance.[break][break]

"Don't get ahead of yourself, Navidson," he said, smirking. "I'm going to dunk you so hard your ass will be hurting all the way till next Tuesday."[break][break]

Not a man for theatrics, Gunner turned to face the crowd. He scanned the audience for , wondering if she'd decided to show up, but refocused quickly.[break][break]

No distractions. He had an opponent to dunk.[break][break]

Adopting a wide, stable stance, he squatted and pushed back slightly to touch Navy's butt with his own.[break][break]

Let the games begin.



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Michael Navidson
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October 13th
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Sheriff
5'10" / 177.8 cm height
5'10" / 177.8 cm height
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BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER
POSTED ON Aug 14, 2023 5:58:05 GMT
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Bold words for a man about to swim!” Navy laughs, enjoying this just a bit too much. Nothing says summer or winter, or fall, or spring like a tournament. Squatting, he offers two peace signs up at the crowd.[break][break]
And then, it begins.[break][break]
It’s direct. Forward. No trickery. A contest of ass against ass. Navy claims the initiative with backward momentum, slamming his behind right into Gunner’s with ample force. Shuwen might not be there with him, but he’s there in spirit. Navy shouts the Urshifu’s favorite word as his tailbone smashes into Agent Ass.[break][break]
ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”[break][break]
A shockwave sends a ripple running through the water.[break][break]
Hattori sighs. Anything for his Lord. The skinny Inteleon that is to be his opponent must be knocked out as well. Sticking his skinny l’il butt out, Hattori fires off an ice beam across the water. Usually, he tries to control the beam. Today, he sees no point. Using the power of a full force ice beam, he launches his rump at the opposing water Pokemon. A long trail of frozen water is left in his wake.[break][break]
OWAAAAAAAA!’ Hattori’s raspy voice tries to copy his Lord’s bellow to no avail.
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BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER
POSTED ON Aug 14, 2023 13:10:29 GMT
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Navy's tremendous opener rocked Gunner hard. Panic seared through him as he stumbled closer to the edge of the floating disk. Windmilling his arms and scrambling his bare feet against the water-slicked platform, he managed to stay on, but barely.[break][break]

Beside him, Balin fared better. The Inteleon whipped back with U-TURN, slamming his behind into the opposing Greninja's.[break][break]

Not to be outdone by Dewford's Gym Leader, Gunner inhaled deeply and shoved backward with all his might.[break][break]

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"[break][break]

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HP: 50/150[break]
Total damage: 14 + 10 (for Balin) = 24



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Michael Navidson
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BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER
POSTED ON Aug 14, 2023 13:26:42 GMT
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What Balin hits is no Greninja. It’s a Hattori sized plushie of that was somehow pulled from the crowd. It acts as a strange substitute for the stealthy frog. He shifts into view in front of Balin. Jumping up, he bumps his butt into the Inteleon’s chest. Using all of his miniscule strength and massive guile, he tries to force him back into the water.[break][break]
The battle of wits is a startling contrast with the battle of testosterone, masculine bravado, and overcompensation happening right alongside them. The crowd cheers as the two men scream at one another from their sitting squats.[break][break]
A few people in the crowd whisper that it would look far more impressive if it didn’t look like they were having a violent bout of constipation. Those are but the words of critics, judging the men in the arena. Navy will let history remember him how he will. Hearing Gunner’s shouted challenge, he raises him back his own.[break][break]
GET. OFF. OF. MY. FLOOOOOOAT!

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BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER
POSTED ON Aug 14, 2023 13:45:58 GMT
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Whatever it was that fueled that day had to be tremendous to give him the ass strength needed to dethrone Gunner. Another flash of panic ran through the blonde as he felt the impact of Navy's backside against his own.[break][break]

Gunner careened forward, losing his footing. The rippling, blue surface of the pool rushed up to meet him. He took a deep breath.[break][break]

Splash![break][break]

The thunder of riotous cheering barely pierced the water that surrounded him on all sides. Pushing down feelings of frustration, he righted himself and swam upwards. The crowd's screams came to full volume and clarity as his head broke the surface.[break][break]

"Nice work, Navidson," Gunner said to the man still standing on the platform. "It's official: you have the better ass. I wouldn't mind bumping it again."[break][break]

He flashed Navy a cheeky grin and a suggestive wink before swimming to the edge of the pool.



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BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER
POSTED ON Aug 16, 2023 8:35:59 GMT
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