PACHIRISU.

YOU ARE WORTHY.

NOT OF oscar clayton OR HIS SMITHY OF METAL AND BLOOD AND HACKED STEEL-TYPES MELTED INTO SLAG FOR THE GLORY OF ROCKET.

A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION OF CUTE FLUFFY ANIMALS. YOU ARE NOT KLINK, BUT YOU ARE A FINE ADDITION.

YOUR FAKE TEARS WILL NOT SAVE YOU. THIS IS NOT 2014.

HOWARD THROWS THE POKEBALL. HE TAKES THE BALL FROM THE GROUND. HE CONTINUES MARCHING FORWARD.

HE WILL FIND KLINK.

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CATCHING

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD KLEFKI APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] MAGICIAN
[attr="class","wildtabox"]FAIRY LOCK	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]METAL SOUND
[attr="class","wildtabox"]FAIRY WIND	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]PLAY ROUGH
[attr="class","wildtabox"]MAGNET RISE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

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[attr="class","wildnote"] 3/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

KEYS?

KEYS ARE NEEDED TO GET INTO HOWARD'S OFFICE.

oscar clayton's LOCKER FULL OF METAL AND STEEL MUST BE BREACHED, AN UNHOLY EFFIGY TO THE ENGINEER'S HUBRIS.

THE CORPSES OF MELTED SCIZOR AND HONEDGE LINE THE WALLS LIKE TROPHIES OF A BYGONE AGE.

KEYS. KEYS ARE NEEDED TO GET INTO BARNABY FINCH'S DESK. HE HAS STOLEN YOUR AERODACTYL PEN. HE WILL SUFFER FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION.

BUT FOR NOW, HOWARD WILL CATCH THE KLEFKI AND OFFER IT TO THE ROCKET ENGINEERS WHO MELT LIFE INTO SLAG.

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CATCHING

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD SIZZLIPEDE APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] FLAME BODY
[attr="class","wildtabox"]COIL	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]BUG BITE
[attr="class","wildtabox"]BURN UP	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]SLAM
[attr="class","wildtabox"]KNOCK OFF	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

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[attr="class","wildnote"] 2/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

NO FELL STINGER?

WORTHLESS.

THIS INSECT'S VALUE FALLS UPON DEAF EARS AS IT IS KICKED ASIDE. FLAMES LICK UPON ITS AGGRESSOR'S FLESH YET IT DOES NOT MELT LIKE WAX. ITS PURPOSE IS IGNORED, ITS VALUE MEANINGLESS.

THIS INSET WILL NOT SERVE. ROCKET CANNOT RIP IT APART FOR THE GREAT WAR ENGINE DESIGNED FOR GENESECTS. ITS CORPSE CANNOT BE LINED WITH MACHINERY FOR THE PURPOSE OF MECHANICAL ASCENSION.

BEGONE, SIZZLIPEDE.

BEGONE.

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SKIPPING

DUNSPARCE DRILL INTO CAVES AND HIDE, AFRAID OF THE LIGHT OF DAY REACHING THEIR FLESH.

WEAK.

PATHETIC.

DISGUSTING.

BUT THAT IS FINE. YOU ARE THE SAME, HOWARD SLAYTE.

THE ARCHAEOLOGIST READIES HIS POKEBALL AND THROWS IT WITH PASSION AND WRATH AND SCORN. THIS IS NO KLINK, STEEL TEETH GNASHING TOGETHER IN PERPETUAL MOTION. IT IS A DRILL, GOUGING THE EARTH AS IT CHURNS IT APART.

ITS TIME IN THIS WORLD IS DONE, AND THOSE THAT REMAIN WILL BECOME SPARCE.

SEIZE THE DUNSPARCE, HOWARD.

SEIZE YOUR FATE.

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CATCHING

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD SHINY KLINK APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] GENDERLESS	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] CLEAR BODY
[attr="class","wildtabox"]ZAP CANNON	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]GEAR GRIND
[attr="class","wildtabox"]AUTOTOMIZE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]DISCHARGE
[attr="class","wildtabox"]SHIFT GEAR	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]howard slayte

[attr="class","wildnote"] 1/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

KLINK?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

VICTORY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. oscar clayton'S STEEL SLAG PIT WILL OVERFLOW WITH MOLTEN IRON.

THE COFFERS WILL OVERFLOW WITH GOLD AND STEEL AND IRON AND BLOOD AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS AND PERFECT AND THE GEARS OF GENESECT WILL TURN TO THE TUNE OF VICTORY.

WAIT.

WHY IS IT GOLD?

IT SHOULD BE SILVER NOT GOLD.

WHAT.

WHAT THE FUCK.

HOWARD FALLS TO HIS KNEES AND LETS OUT AN UNGODLY SCREECH THAT CAUSES THE SKIES TO TREMBLE. WHAT SORT OF VINDICTIVE GOD WOULD DO SUCH A THING?

EVEN SHINY POKEMON MUST BE USED TO WET THE BLOOD OF INDUSTRY.

THE POKEBALL IS THROWN.

WORTHY.

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CATCHING