PACHIRISU?

YOU REMEMBER THAT NAME. YOU REMEMBER THE GNASHING OF TEETH, SWEET KISSES THAT LOWER ATTACK, THE FOLLOW-MES THAT CAUSED THE EARTH TO SHUDDER AND THE WORLD TO QUAKE. YOU REMEMBER THE NUZZLES RUBBING AGAINST FLESH AND STRIKING IT WITH PARALYSIS.

THE FLESH IS WEAK. THAT IS WHY GENESECTS MUST BE MADE.

THE BODY IS FRAGILE. IRON IS ETERNAL.

YOU CRUSH THE PACHIRISU UNDER YOUR HEEL AND MARCH FORWARD. IT FLEES INTO THE UNDERBRUSH LIKE A WORM.

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@skipping

THE KEYS OF YOUR FOES LINE THE BODY OF THE BEAST BEFORE YOU.

THEY ARE TROPHIES OF A BYGONE AGE, THE KEYS TO THE GATES OF ASCENDANCY.

IF YOU CLAIM THESE KEYS, YOU CAN USE THEM TO ACCESS fern delaney'S LIQUOR CABINET OR Remiel Calcifet'S ABANDONED OFFICE.

THEIR POTENTIAL IS LIMITLESS. AS LONG AS YOU REACH OUT AND TAKE IT, THE KEYS ON THIS SENTIENT RING CAN BE USED TO UNLOCK MANY DOORS. ALAS, ITS FLESH MUST BE BOILED.

BLOOD MIXES WITH STEEL. PIG IRON BORN OF THE ASHES OF THE SLAIN.

YOU REACH OUT AND THROW THE POKEBALL.

WORTHY.

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CATCHING

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD SIZZLIPEDE APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] FLAME BODY
[attr="class","wildtabox"]COIL	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]BUG BITE
[attr="class","wildtabox"]BURN UP	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]SLAM
[attr="class","wildtabox"]KNOCK OFF	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]howard slayte

[attr="class","wildnote"] 3/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

SIZZLIPEDE WILL LINE THE WALLS OF THE GENESECT'S SHELL.

CORPSES TRAPPED IN A STEEL CAGE THAT CRIES FOR FREEDOM. TO BE A GENESECT IS TO INDUCE SUFFERING IN THE WORLD.

A STEEL SHELL THAT DOES NOTHING BUT FILL WITH BLOOD AND THE REMNANTS OF POKEMON THAT NO LONGER DRAW BREATH. IT IS A PURGATORY AND HELL.

TO BE A POKEMON INVOLVED WITH ROCKET IS SUFFERING.

NO MATTER.

WORTHY.

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CATCHING

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD DUNSPARCE APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] FEMALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] RATTLED
[attr="class","wildtabox"]ANCIENT POWER	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]GLARE
[attr="class","wildtabox"]YAWN	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]ROLLOUT
[attr="class","wildtabox"]CURSE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]---

[attr="class","wildtag"]howard slayte

[attr="class","wildnote"] 2/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

THIS DUNSPARCE IMPEDES THE GREAT WORK OF ROCKET.

ITS EXISTENCE IS A FARCE, MEANT TO KEEP HOWARD SLAYTE FROM KLINK. IT CANNOT BE USED TO FUEL THE INDUSTRY THAT PRODUCES GENESECT. AS OSCAR WOULD SAY...

...IT IS DEFECTIVE PRODUCT.

STILL, YOU CATCH IT BECAUSE IT COULD BE USEFUL. ESPECIALLY IF A CERTAIN HEAD RANGER CATCHES A TYRUNT AND IS WILLING TO TRADE IT IN A MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL RELATIONSHIP.

TO BE FAIR, SAYING ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE POKEMON LEAGUE IS BENEFICAL IS LIKE TRUSTING A DRACONID TO NOT SPECIALIZE IN DRAGON-TYPES.

IT IS A FARCE. A LIE.

BUT LIKE MOST THINGS IN LIFE, YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET, FOR KLINK IS ON THE HORIZON.

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CATCHING

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD KLINK APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] GENDERLESS	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] CLEAR BODY
[attr="class","wildtabox"]SCREECH	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]CHARGE BEAM
[attr="class","wildtabox"]SHIFT GEAR	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]GEAR GRIND
[attr="class","wildtabox"]VISE GRIP	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]howard slayte

[attr="class","wildnote"] 1/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

CLEAR BODY?

WHY IS IT CLEAR? YOU DO NOT HUNT THESE GNASHING TEETH OF IRON AND STEEL AND MECHANICAL ENERGY BECAUSE THEY ARE CLEAR.

YOU HUNT THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR POLARITY. THEY PICK A SIDE. MINUS. PLUS. ROCKET. LEAGUE.

YOU ARE A KLINK, HOWARD SLAYTE. A COG IN THE MACHINE THAT WILL NEVER BREAK FREE OF YOUR SHACKLES.

IF YOU DID SO, YOUR STRUGGLE WOULD BE MEANINGLESS.

THE POKEBALL FLIES.

WORTHY.

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CATCHING