bob's your uncle [pokejob]

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flower boy
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twenty-nine
june 14th
laverre, kalos
homosexual
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alexei ivanov
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Pulling down backstreets deep in your head / slipping through dreamland like a tourist.
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Florian Laurel
bob's your uncle [pokejob]
POSTED ON Feb 23, 2020 7:00:34 GMT
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On this particular day, a restaurant in Mauville City known as 'Bob's Your Uncle' was filled not with its usual fare of dining trainers, but with the chattering and cries of several different Pokemon. With the impending release of their new PokeMenu, the establishment had an important responsibility to its critter customers: taste-testing! As expected of any attempt to rein in a group of Pokemon, the restaurant staff had their hands full with not only delivering the different meals to their unusual guests, but also cleaning up after their mess. Pokemon were not the tidiest creatures, and many future menu-items currently found themselves haphazardly scattered.[break][break]

Some Pokemon rested on the floor, others on tables or chairs. One particular Bellsprout had anchored its roots to a windowsill and refused to relinquish its position in the sun, soaking in the rays and insisting (as much as it could without words) upon being served in this very spot.[break][break]

The gluttonous little plant was a carnivore, and thus had been elected to try several of the meat-or-insect-based dishes on the prototype menu. It wasted no manners on withholding its disgust with most of these options, its bell-shaped mouth firing discarded scraps like a cannon.[break][break]

Candied insects, however, seem to appease the picky eater: it wraps them with protruding vines and devours the samplers hungrily, tendrils reaching in the air as if to hunt for more. Unfortunately for the Bellsprout, the next dish it was served consisted primarily of berries, and while it did not spit these out as it had other things — well-accustomed to snacking on berries from Florian's garden — it was not quite so enthusiastic.

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October 19
Slateport City
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Adrian Malcolm
bob's your uncle [pokejob]
POSTED ON Feb 23, 2020 16:54:19 GMT
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The dining hall is bustling with pokemon and waiters while the true action goes down in the kitchen. True to its nature, Appletun makes a bee line for the kitchen, if only because it is curious.

Buffing its head against the swinging door, it narrowly avoided being stepped on as it took a waft of the aromatic kitchen before heading further in. Scurrying its way to a counter top, it had found its prize in the form of a pie, feasting on the dish before it had finished cooling. Just how he liked it.

Allowed to indulge itself without distraction, he was able to gorge himself on aught but the crumbs, its bloated belly encumbering it. Appletun, as naive as it was, decided to take a moment and rest up on the saucer he'd eaten the pie from off of.

It was still warm, too. Yessssss...

Cruelly enough, his world was suddenly shuttered out beneath a metal dome, and he could feel himself shifting around as if in flight. Cowering in on himself, he raised his paws over his head, frightened of being shut away in the dark.

When he was finally set down and the lid came off, revealing the light and clamor of the dining hall once more, Appletun was met with the face of a ravenous pokemon. It flipped an eye up to investigate, catching the pokemon just as it finished licking its chops. Eep! Don't eat me!

Appletun would've paid the price for its impatience, but luckily the waiter noticed something wrong with the pie, pulling it away in the nick of time.

Phew! ... The saucer came over him again, and he was hurriedly rushed back to the kitchen, except this time he was shoved into a pastry chef's face.

Appletun gave a hoarse, throaty snicker before giving the chef an affirmative on the pie, before being allowed to sit in a corner of the kitchen. There they would toss him the scraps from their botched experiments. Appletun couldn't have been happier with the arrangement. Crime pays!

Its a 'mon eat 'mon world...

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Luke / Boomer
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Twenty Nine
October 21
Lacunosa Town
rocksexual
Geneticist
Head Scientist
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Lucas Lane
bob's your uncle [pokejob]
POSTED ON Feb 23, 2020 22:42:28 GMT
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Ditto took on the shape of the first pokemon it saw, appletun! In toe it trots behind the appletun straight over to the pies. While appletun receives a traumatizing experience befitting a war its look alike doesn't. [break][break]

Going straight for the wide array of apple based pastries it gives into its newly found gluttonous nature. Crumbs line empty pastry tin after empty pastry tin as ditto taste tests the restaurants wide selection of apple products. Finally when it reaches the most delicious smelling apple pie ditto felt a twinge of guilt in its new apple pie based body. [break][break]

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Shoving its mouth into the apple pie onlookers witness a cruel appleton murder one of its own relatives, a freshly baked apple pie.




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dog boy
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october 24
verdanturf
asexual
league officer
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POSTED ON Feb 24, 2020 11:39:46 GMT
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to be left to do what he was meant to do changed the pokemon's perspective in life. the task was the highlight of its life, and he was not going to disappoint by not being the true glutton that he truly was.

there were two other appletun with him, but he made no effort to make contact with the similar species. its attention, after all, was already on the food served to them. the grass-type homed in on what was served, ready to consume until he is satisfied.

the pokemon makes no effort to slow down from gobbling. everything it puts in its mouth is edible, and the only thing that can stop it was something that was not. he takes a bite after the other, his mind numbed by the everlasting hunger that plagues its stomach. everything given to it vanishes within the next few seconds, and one wonders if it even takes taste into consideration.

hint: it doesn't.

the gluttony of the appletun is never sated. no distraction exists that can separate him from his life's goal. the carnage only ends once the source stops, and luckily for the appletun, it only just started.



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Annie!
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16
Employee at the Stray
Cadet
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Annie Mei
bob's your uncle [pokejob]
POSTED ON Feb 24, 2020 21:22:56 GMT
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[attr="class","athread"]There was only one urge that could win out over the Applin’s desire to devour – his need to hide. Never mind that at least three of the Pokemon in the room seemed to know what it was, by virtue of being its evolved form. Her trainer’s insistence that nobody would make a snack out of her hadn’t helped either.

Granny Smith had resorted to stealing samples from the kitchen, the floor, other Pokemon when they were distracted… A small tower of half-eaten goods, untouched meals and near-ravaged dished was hidden under a table. It would have been masked by the tablecloth, but every time Granny bounced in and out of her hidey-hole, the hoard was hard to miss.

As long as nobody called her out on it, she could convince herself that she was the queen of thieves. Once Treasure Mountain almost touched the table’s underside, she stripped herself of her sweet shell and got to work scarfing down the meal. If anybody managed to watch her chow down, they’d likely question if she was even trying to judge the food’s flavour. It mattered little weather the meals tasted perfect or poisonous - the humans would get the same response out of her.


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silph
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twenty-nine
august 12th
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FERNANDO SILPH
bob's your uncle [pokejob]
POSTED ON Feb 25, 2020 2:33:32 GMT
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Fernando's Shuckle does not display the same type of GLUTTONY as the other Pokemon. It's vice is well hidden within the recess of its shell. Every so often, it'll reach out for another item and recline into its shelter, nibbling on its prize until its ready to repeat the process. Within the confines of it's shell comes a musky odor that outlines just how much its eaten.

Fermentation is a long process but eventually the Shuckle releases spits out a vividly pink nectar into a nearby container. Some say the BERRY JUICE proves more potent than eating the actual berry. Regardless, the process is less than appetizing when observed up close.



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dawn grandier
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twenty-six
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cadis von klaussner
bob's your uncle [pokejob]
POSTED ON Feb 25, 2020 18:03:54 GMT
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ditto didn't have organs that would allow it to digest food. so, watching the many pokemon devour their meal, it would choose to TRANSFORM into an appletun. following the lead of the others, with excitement, it began to devour its meal with a GLUTTONY appetite. as it ate it didn't realize that the meal before it had been a pie! could this be considered technical cannibalism?

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POSTED ON Feb 27, 2020 2:21:10 GMT
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A local, or local to the town she was passing through, restaurant, had reached out to Avery in the hopes that she might be able to lend them a hand. It seemed that they were in desperate need of Pokemon and people who could effectively taste-test and simultaneously put pressure on the cooks behind the counter to make and prepare quality food at an astonishing rate.[break][break]

The woman had only recently come into possession of an underweight and undernourished Greedent, and jumped at the idea. It's

gluttonous

appetite had already given her a run for her money in the daycare setting she had been nursing it back to health in, and as such, she was more than happy to give the rodent to someone else who could cook.[break][break]

So, amidst the chaos of two Appletun, a carnivorous plant, what looked to be a nervous wiggle bug in a shell, and some other interesting Pokemon, a very skinny Greedent invades territory and space to steal what scraps he can. His cheek pouches fill up to almost the size of himself after he grabs what he can of everyone else's meals alongside his own. [break][break]

Eventually, he grows so huge that he has to stop and actually eat his food, granting the others a chance to actually enjoy theirs for a moment.[break][break]

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bob's your uncle [pokejob]
POSTED ON Feb 27, 2020 4:45:21 GMT
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[attr="class","pkjob"]GREAT JOB!
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YOU RECEIVE THE GIFTS ABOVE!
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