His fellow extras began to get into character, chanting and hollering while the main actors performed on the stone stage. Oscar took no part in this tomfoolery, instead suing the noise and activity as a chance to push through the ranks toward the stage. As he climbed up, he pulled out a pokeball and opened it. 

The director was not blind, he saw Oscar climbing up and began to shout into his megaphone, "Cut cut! Come on cultist what the hell are you-" He went silent as a hydreigon was released from Oscar's pokeball. Oscar snapped his fingers and the hydreigon would release a blast of Hyper Voice toward the director and crew. 

The horrid screech blew its victims off their feet, its baleful cadence echoing through the chamber. While everyone was in a panic, Oscar pushed away the actor playing the cultist leader and grabbed the crystal egg. He snapped his fingers again and Puffnstuff the hydreigon came to his side, allowing him to mount his back.

As Oscar began to fly toward the exit of the chamber, the director staggered to his feet. "Is someone gonna stop him!? Didn't anyone bring a pokemon!?"

Oscar thought he was home free, his little hoodwink being too quick to stop. He should have known better. A weird light appeared around him and Puff, and before they could react they would find themselves being shocked viciously and brought to the ground. Puff was quick to react, writhing in this web before using his teeth to rip it away. Oscar rolled off of Puff's back, still clutching the egg. What the fuck was that?

As he got up, one of the cultists started monologue as they approached him. Oscar leered from behind his mask, so it was gonna be one of those jobs huh? Oscar chuckled, "You really should have just ducked and cowered with the others. Would have saved you a trip to the hospital." Oscar snapped his fingers and Puff rose, roaring toward his master's foe.

The angered dragon charged at full speed, aiming to Body Slam the man and his Joltik. Oscar meanwhile examined the crystal egg for damages. Luckily it seemed unharmed, if it gets even a single scratch its value would diminish substantially. Oscar removed his cultist robe, revealing his civilian clothes but keeping the mask on to hide his face. He wrapped the egg in the robe and looked to see how Puff fared. 
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Notes: Hydreigon used Body Slam ooie

Kazimir Wynter

When Oscar looked up and saw the Joltik launching at him, he scoffed. "What the fuck is that supposed to--ZZRRTT!" The thunder wave hit him like a taser, causing him to tighten his grip on the egg by impulse. The effect wouldn't have lasted long, but because of it the stranger's tackle hit true.

Oscar was knocked over, sending the egg flying. The director audibly gasped, "Oh no not the egg! Is anyone rolling? Why aren't you rolling? Point the camera there!" The entire cavern watched as the egg fell to the ground. It bounced a bit, but seemed otherwise unharmed. If not for the robe around it, the egg would have smashed.

Oscar let out a sigh of relief before addressing his assailant, "Dude that thing costs like, two fortunes. At least be a little careful while trying to assault me." Oscar had a casual tone about all this, he was kinda used to having to deal with vigilantes and hero types. There was no reason to panic, his body was sore from the thunder wave but he could still find a way out of this. He just need to get out from under this guy--damn he was built. Holy shit this guy was a train, what did he bench boulders? Oscar blushed from under his mask, this was very awkward for him to admit but he was kinda enjoying this.

Puff looked around for his target after he missed, and found that they had completely bypassed him. When he saw his master get tackled, his eyes widened. The silence from watching the egg fall was broken by Puff's roar of fury. It recklessly let loose a blast of Dragon Pulse at the man, unaware of the danger that put Oscar in.

Kazimir Wynter
Notes: Puff made an oppsie and dragon pulsed oscar and kaz.

Oscar wasn't expecting the hero to save him, but as he saw the scorch mark left where they lay he was thankful he did. Still, really wished he wasn't being pinned--no matter how much he secretly enjoyed it. Oscar sighed as he replied to the hero, "Only when he cares. Er uh Puff sweetie, let's dial it back?" 

Puffnstuff was worried for his master, but he indeed decided to calm himself. That is until he felt an immense shock on his back. As the mighty dragon recoiled in pain, Oscar shook his head. "No no no what the fuck did you do!?" Puff looked around frantically, panic began to turn into rage as he let out a guttural screech. The screech was unnatural, and from what Oscar could tell Puff was about to perform Hyper Voice point blank. 

"Get off me this isn't worth dying over! Puff please!" Puff's screech grew louder and louder, and was a hair off of starting to be harmful before he abruptly went silent. He stared forward, electricity still sparking off his feathery hide as he stared at something beyond Oscar. As Oscar realized something was wrong, he turned his head in the direction of where Puff was staring. "Wait---wait wait no look!"

Some other robed fuck was running away with the egg! Oscar squirmed form under the hero, "Get off! You just gonna sit on me while that thief gets away!? Somebody has to stop him!" The director, who had up until this point been using the camera man as a human shield, leaned over to see what held up the action. What he saw caused him to gasp dramatically, "For crying out--how many of you assholes only showed up to steal the egg!?" 

Half the extras raised their hands, proving that this production wildly underestimated its security needs. Oscar continued to squirm, "Come on, he hasn't gotten far! We can can catch him!" This of course ignoring the fact that Oscar was the first to try and steal the egg, but how could he stand by and let some nobody take it!? 

Kazimir Wynter