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THE GREAT HOENN DILF OFF [sign-ups]
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 23:44:07 GMT
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Tell me your best Dad Joke:
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PROGRESSIVE (進歩的) MICHIKO'S PANTRY RAIDERS
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 3:09:04 GMT
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Flanked by his tromping honor guard, Kibou approached the fallen insect. It was a pitiable sight, but could they spare the time and resources needed to help it? 

"Yaw cawl Springles," said the rugged Dunsparce. "Don wan 'im slowin us dahwn, but we coud youse a naytiv to gaide us ahp da mawntin."

The dark spring bubbled, glittering deeply like a forbidden wishing well.

Kibou's drill spun up to speed as he prepared for the crossing. At 80% body fat, Dunsparce was as buoyant as they came. "Ai'll cross, no sweat," he said, backing up to the water. His drill cut in to the surface and he shot off backwards across the spring, jar flailing safely on his back. 

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what fuggin flavor u want?
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 2:34:59 GMT
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"Shoal Cave!" Zac said in wonder, looking around at the salty walls. "Crazy! What a wacky place to look for your own personal flavor!" 

When Melody suggested that Zac make a 'Shoal Cave' flavored Charja-Cola as part of her sponsorship, he was surprised, but now that they stood in the dank, waterlogged tunnels he could see the appeal.

"It's got everything! Iron, salt, Pokemon, ice," Zac said, feeling his creative juices rising like the tide.

He pick up a bright green piece of sea glass that had washed up into the cave and settled in a crack. "What about this? Green Grape and Sea Salt? Sounds kinda good, right?"



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fizz and steam (sauna)
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 1:56:30 GMT
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"Mate that's bloody amazing! I always knew you were the King of Fighters," Zac said, his grin spreading. "You've gotta show me that technique some time. The only time I've ever seen you two really fight was at the glass shop where you punched out that giant—" Zac cut off, the memory of what happened and who they had fought was fuzzy. He'd read the reports, but they hadn't exactly set things straight.

He changed topic, avoiding the rough patch in his mind. "We need to go do some meditation one of these days. Do you have a best spot? On top of a mountain? Under a pounding waterfall?"

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MEGAMIND [RESEARCH]
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 1:48:09 GMT
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Xantho's reactions to the food so far had been negative, and somewhat startling. 

Too hot.
Too flavorless.
No meat!
SMASH!

He was a pretty picky guy for someone who hadn't eaten anything in his home dimension, but Zac and Kaz were the most charitable fuggers in all of Hoenn.

"Sorry about the hot lips there mate! See if this cools you off!" Zac said, and he grabbed a green smoothie smoothie from his Rotom fridge. The drink was green and chunky, and came in a protein shaker cup. It was made on a lactose-free Moo-Moo Monsoon milk base, with blended Zarude vines for a little tang and extra healing, and had roughly minced chunks of Passho berries to bring out the flavor of the mix, and Watmel to balance out the dryness of the Passho and bring a little sweetness.

You would think this would leave it a little unpalatable, with a flavor profile of Dry 15, and Bitter 20, but the Sweet 30 from the Watmel, and the soothing taste of the Moo-Moo Milk worked wonders.

"No Pokemon meat in this, but a little bit of milk and ethically harvested vines. It's a great healing elixir with a ton of Calcium."

Zac had the popsicle version in the freezer tray, but he was worried about Xantho eating it all in one bite and getting his first brain freeze. The last thing Zac wanted was for his new friend to think he was under a psychic attack. 




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POSTED ON Sept 28, 2021 0:12:49 GMT
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Bilateral symmetry. Invertebrate. Complex brain. Completely merged head and foot. Growing up in Sinnoh   knowledge of the Psychic Cephalopods was accurate and formidable. But why had one of them paid her a visit?

"Where did ya see it?" Zac asked, before frowning at her ill portent. "Out of balance?" He thought for a brief second about the rampaging legendaries, attacks by interdimensional cannibal aliens, the new Avatars popping up like popcorn kernels, and now the time-travelling ninja assassins.

"Yeah I can believe that."


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fizz and steam (sauna)
POSTED ON Sept 27, 2021 10:04:09 GMT
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"Nah, nah. They shut it all down and deep cleaned the tanks before I moved it. Still makes for great décor though. I like the ghost busting game though! Let's workshop that later." The steam settled on his skin, and he let out a long, slow sigh of enjoyment. Nostalgic. Cathartic. Lavaridge steam was everything he remembered it being.  

"So what's new for Kaz? What's new for Pokkenger? You've been awful quiet lately. Got anything in the works? Something big—" he paused, cracking a wild grin at Kazimir, "—brewing?" 

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MEGAMIND [RESEARCH]
POSTED ON Sept 27, 2021 8:21:39 GMT
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"Oh! Well yeah, no problem!" Zac said, and he pulled some fresh fruit out of his jacket. "Here ya go Xantho mate! Fresh from the garden." He put the assorted fruit down next to the alien. There were some Tamato, Oran, Mango, a few Rawst, and a ripe Pinap.

The Megalopolan's reaction was a bit surprising, given what Zac had heard about them. Vicious space cannibals. Aliens who hungered for human flesh. Hell, he'd seen one take a chunk out of Kazimir.

Was Xantho an example of natural variance or a full-blown rebel? Were there other Megalopolan vegans?

"You just let me know what you want and I'll go grab it. What did you usually eat back in, uh, home?"




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POSTED ON Sept 27, 2021 6:52:34 GMT
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"AY! Gimme dat dere jaah!" said Kibou, through his thick accent. He maneuvered the empty jar onto his back, clenching his powerful wings around the object before wriggling off down the creek bed. 

"Oim a mahsta of hoilding jaahs," bragged the fat little serpent, as he slid over a thick river stone. His scales rasped along the rock, disturbing the dust. On his back the jar bobbed wildly, secure. 

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ACTIVITY CHECK (SEPT)
POSTED ON Sept 23, 2021 14:23:23 GMT
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  • player/ooc name: D-Bug
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  • ic posts for characters: Zac: 1234
    Bill: 1234
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UNOWN SWARM (METEORIC MEETINGS)
POSTED ON Sept 23, 2021 14:14:43 GMT
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Zac was leaving 's house when he saw them; a swarm of letters overhead. The glossy shells of the soaring Unown dripped with thick lunar light that dripped from the early Autumn moon.

For a moment it was all he could do to look up at them and stare in wonder. "Bloody gorgeous," he breathed, and then an excited grin burst onto his face. Zac's eyes gleamed and he scrabbled in his bag, tossing ball after ball into the balmy air and filling the night with interstellar rainbows.

A dozen Minior soared with the swarm, scattering and herding them like Yamper in a flock of Wooloo. "Drive 'em back down here!" Zac yelled. 

The floating lights whirled, cutting a letter off from the pack, corralling it, and forcing it downward, straight towards the waiting Zac. 

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MEGAMIND [RESEARCH]
POSTED ON Sept 23, 2021 13:02:00 GMT
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"Glad we saved you, Xantho!" Zac said, and he went to shake the man's hand before realizing it was covered in mayonnaise from the deconstructed sandwich. Zac handed him a wad of napkins and watched as the alien investigated lunch.

"It's Spoink meat. A Pokemon. Do they eat Pokemon where you're from, or just other people?" The question wasn't harsh in nature, more curious. As far as Zac was aware the only thing these people ate was flesh.

Xantho hadn't eaten any of the sandwich yet.




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POSTED ON Sept 22, 2021 2:13:49 GMT
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"—and I said to , 'If that's true then in six months I'll be an Stantler's uncle!'" Zac laughed, slapping his knee as the audience of Chryssas yipped and hopped around him. 

A fourth Chryssa arrived. She was identical to the others, yet utterly incomparable.

Maybe it was the eyes. Maybe it was the aura of detached superiority. Maybe it was her use of human words and the fact she didn't drink with her tongue.

"Another Chryssa! Welcome back! You're the real one, right?" The lights dimmed, and Zac looked up through the open roof at the stars. Specks of glinting silver lost in the far beyond. "Yeah I'm looking forward to it too. I bet it'll be a ripper!"



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Zac vs Melody [Rhythm Badge]
POSTED ON Sept 21, 2021 15:12:30 GMT
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"It's time for Crashing Crescendo!" shouted Melody.

Her voice sent chills down Zac's spine. Inside his white disco suit he was sweating up a storm, half from early-onset Disco Fever and the other half from sheer, sheet-music terror.

The terrifying final movement to Melody's gym challenge soared towards him as a sea of shuddering notes. 

He was in serious treble.

"Busta! Pop those notes!" Zac shouted, and Busta blasted away, her claw booming with deep, bass thuds as the shots rang out. Notes popped, but the Crashing Crescendo tumbled across the dance floor and Busta was overwhelmed. 

Zac turned to run. "Nyx! Let's get going mate!" he said, but the Hypno shook his head. Pink fur swirled in a psychic wind, and the ground shook as a powerful Earthquake rocked the dance floor. The dried tangle of plants from Melody's Drum Beating shattered in a spray of twigs.

Zac stumbled backwards, clutching the lump of the unconscious Greg in his jacket. "No! Get outta there—" The notes pounded Nyx into the ground, and his pink fur disappeared under the spray. Zac ran for it. 

Big Habanero was the only one left, and the bird dove heads first into the fray. They landed between Zac and the approaching wave, let out a honk of anger and set about with their twin heads flailing.

Sparkling notes popped left and right, spraying the Doduo with soap and harsh music. They staggered, and Zac reached forward to pull them to safety.

One of the heads turned and bit him. Hard

"Ow! What the hell?!" he asked, holding his hand, but Doduo honked at him and turned back to the fight, heads slapping at the solid notes. In moments Big Habanero was overwhelmed. Lost under a flood of sound.

And then it was just Zac. 

Crashing Crescendo roiled and tumbled across the floor towards him. Melody had beaten him fair and square, and as the notes closed in, the curtain closing on his performance, Zac began to sing "Amaaaaaazing—"

A little green slapped over his mouth, then another grabbed at his beard, yanking hard as a tiny monkey crawled from his jacket. Greg clambered up onto Zac's head and pulled a dried twig from the trainer's hair.

As the tuneful tsunami crashed over them, Greg held up his stick, and used Protect.


Busta fainted
Nyx fainted
Big Habanero fainted
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MEGAMIND [RESEARCH]
POSTED ON Sept 21, 2021 13:14:45 GMT
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Zac and Kaz spent a hectic afternoon revamping the collapsed secret base.

Rock and rubble were hurriedly cleared away, posters of Pokkenger were stuck back on the walls, and Kev the Steelix dragged in a mattress, ready for their new guest: the Megalopolan.

"Damn sight comfier than shackles and fists," Zac said, surveying their less than stellar handiwork. "You should be safe here. I'll bring ya food as soon as possible. For now all I've got is soda and sandwiches," he said, handing the Spoink-and-cheese sandwiches and the can of Charja-Cola to the Megalopolan.

He sensed Kaz over his shoulder, and reached into his bag for a can of Zapsi to balance the offering. "In case you're still thirsty."

A flash of understanding crossed Zac's face, followed by shame. "Ah crap, sorry buddy! I never introduced myself! Name's Zac Ramsay. Call me Zac! What's your name?"



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