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POSTED ON Mar 2, 2020 9:11:24 GMT

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"cadis, how do you make babies?"

in front of them were two pangoros that he presumes is a boy and a girl. they don't seem to get well together, but that's just normal for most pokemon he supposed.

priam sits on the fence beside cadis, watching the pair of pokemon from a distance. he needs biology lessons and sex education and cadis volunteered to be his instructor for this subject.

"when do they fuck?" he asks the rocket boss.

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POSTED ON Mar 2, 2020 11:33:43 GMT

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he already internally regretted this. why did he offer to do this again? this seemed more of an eva job rather than a cadis job. "oh that's right..." priam was a potential candidate to run rocket in case something were to happen to him. he needed to ensure he had the aptitude and skill for critical thinking. this was one of the times to teach him.

"well..." cads began, "when a boy and a girl---" he was then interrupted by a blunt question. "now priam, we use our proper words. no need to be raunchy." how does one just explain sexual intercourse? "mm, the sex doesn't happen until an agreement is made: consent. and clearly," he'd point to the female, "the male has not been given consent." he'd then turn to priam, "do you know why?"

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POSTED ON Mar 2, 2020 11:41:33 GMT

priam pouts and lowers his head when he gets reprimanded for being crude. he supposed he needs to be more subtle about the way he talks and speaks with the fancy, higher up people such as his boss.

he folds his arms starts to think of how to reword his statement. any synonym of sex comes as much more vulgar than the term sex with every attempt he makes in his head, thankfully, a question interrupts him and gives him an excuse to stop thinking.

"is it because he's ugly for pangoro standards?" he answers eagerly.

besides his guess, priam has absolutely no idea of the reason why. he wasn't a breeder anyways, or a biologist, or a scientist like eva and circe. beating things up was his job and thinking came second most of the time.

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POSTED ON Mar 3, 2020 18:49:38 GMT

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"you could say that's a possible factor." sometimes pokemon, though rare, were known to judge based on appearance. a jynx was a pretty good example. "the pangoros are an interesting species. they're really no different from a human." his attention would come to be directed toward the female pangoro.

"it's common for most humans to find desire in power. be it through wealth, social status, or even looks," because though you're told looks do not matter, they actually do, "in this scenario with the pangoros, they tend to base worth through strength." they were creatures who valued physical aptitude. "he could be the dumbest pangoro in the world, but if he's the strongest? the opposite sex will be attracted." then he thought back to a recent incident involving adrian malcolm, "as long as they're not picking on someone or something weaker than it."

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POSTED ON Mar 4, 2020 1:02:46 GMT

priam manages to wrap his mind around the concept. it was common sense, he supposed. he felt good for managing to make a somewhat correct guess though.

still, he scratches his head. "so... how can we make the two of 'em fall in love?"

training the male pangoro takes time and he was pretty sure that it wasn't their job. priam just wants to make it through this assignment without much hassle and forcing his brain to work wasn't going so well for him.

"beating up the girl won't count, right?" he folds his arms, lowering his head as he thinks of any solution. "can we just use someone else to sub in for that weak ass pangoro?"

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POSTED ON Mar 4, 2020 1:06:57 GMT

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"i think you'll enjoy this part." this was priam's specialty after all: beating things to a pulp. that violent nature of his was childishly similar to almost silas. thankfully he didn't possess the his predecessor's temper. "you simply need to just let the pangoro beat you up." there was a possible chance priam wouldn't like this, "and i don't mean you specifically. more like your pokemon may need to take a dive in order for the male pangoro to be seen as, somewhat, appealing." would he even be able to make the fight look real? "you...do know how to take a dive when needed, correct?"

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POSTED ON Mar 4, 2020 2:19:15 GMT

priam groans. he doesn't like losing but he supposed it's still a job that needs to be taken. he makes no effort to hide his discomfort, showing familiarity with the rocket boss, and releases his pokemon that does the job well.

"yeah. i'm just that good of a grunt, y'know?"

the pyukumuku faces the pangoro, hopping all the way until the pangoro takes notice of it. it bulks itself up with its internal organs, the white stuff effectively making it look larger and stronger than what it was.

the pangoro immediately takes the opportunity to impress his girl and punches the pyukumuku. the pyukumuku retaliates with innards out before landing on the ground. his pyukumuku still looked fine even after the punch.

priam gets impatient. "memento!" he commands. the pyukumuku casts a curse at the pangoro before fainting so it looks like it got defeated. priam turns to cadis.

"how's that?"

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POSTED ON Mar 4, 2020 2:30:17 GMT

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the pangoro fell onto its knees. the memento having caused a sharp reduction within pangoro's strength. the female pangoro, slowly, directed her attention toward the knelt pangoro. secretly she was more impressed by the pyukumuku rather than the pangoro. for such a little thing to make something so big kneel, she secretly fell head over heels for it. but because the male pangoro fought something smaller then it, and saw it as an equal, the male pangoro's unbias nature and manly actions made her truly fall in love with him.

"oh, for a second i thought that wouldn't work. but it looks like you did the job!" cadis stated proudly. he'd clap for priam's success as they watched the female pangoro help the male pangoro up. "i think we can say mission accomplished, and for doing such a good job you deserve a treat. anything you want, all on me." hard work deserved to be rewarded.

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POSTED ON Mar 4, 2020 2:46:43 GMT

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eyes light up with the praise. a hint of bashfulness hides with the display of arrogance, grinning widely with the rise and fall of his shoulders with his chuckling.

"i want a promotion, teehee!" he asks for jokingly. "kidding aside, i think i want pancakes. do you know any places nearby for that"

it was way past breakfast, but breakfast food were always nice no matter what time one takes them. he recalls the pyukumuku in the mean time, awaiting for cadis to whisk him away to the nearest cafe or something.

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