all questions answered anonymously and ICly.

"If you’d rather be doing something else, what stops you? Is it money? Is it pressure from your family? Is it your own lack of self-confidence? Or does some other thing prevent you from doing what you want to do?"

now that’s a damned loaded question. let me just say that there is something preventing me from giving my all, but only because it’s a lifelong medical condition. (and the rest of the question goes unanswered)

"What would your ideal date be? And who with?"

staying in with the amphibian Guillermo Marceliño and just. homecooked meals and desserts for days, out the nose!

"Do you believe in astrology? What's your star sign?"

I do. thing is I was born on a day that falls between the Archer and the Goat, so, depending on which version you follow, I’m one or the other.

"What was your favourite stuffed animal or toy as a kid?"

haha. Nice try.

"Who would you want to raise your child if you die unexpectedly? Why?"

since I am gay as the day is long, I’m pretty sure any hell spawn I create would most likely end up being surrogated… however I am pretty sure my life partner has forbidden me from dying so obviously my answer would be with Guillermo Marceliño because. Just because.

"If you didn't live in Hoenn, which other region would you rather live in? Why?"

anywhere but Unova. There was a reason I left the damned place.

"Everybody has at least one unpopular opinion. What’s yours?"

if I told you, you’d doxx me.

"If you could have any Pokemon ability, what would it be and why?"

delta stream. because it’s highly beneficial to all Flying-types.

"Despite everything that's happened and will happen, why are you still in Hoenn?"

this region’s my home now. no way in ass hell you’re sending me back to Unova. I left that place for a damned reason.

"If you can be an avatar, which legendary Pokemon would you prefer to be your patron?"

(instead of a drawing, a hastily-cobbled sketch of the Wandering Stormbringer is left in place of an answer with the text underneath, ‘only him.’) [if it wasn’t clear: Tornadus.]

"Do you have a role model? If so, who is it and why?"

I wish I did when I was growing up. kind of hard to pick one when your parents would always leave you in the hospital, wouldn’t you say?

"What turns you on? What gets you excited?"

the mere fact that Guillermo Marceliño is there already has me wanting to rest my tired wings. Oh, and his cooking. I’ll take one eternal order of my partner’s home cooking, please!

"Pick a genre: lost world or science fiction."

that’s a toughie. can’t I pick both?! But if I really had to… science fiction.

"Are you enjoying the video game, Rondez-view of Luv? Give us a rating."

how in the fuck did this game get its hands on some top-secret information?! geez.