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Downer Detention
POSTED ON Mar 25, 2024 23:25:52 GMT
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For a moment, Andrew was dumbstruck. All he could do was wait for Kelpie to return. Finally, she tossed him a pile of clothes, a League uniform.

Andrew did as she instructed, putting on the outfit she gave him. He just hoped she could get his clothes from lockup, alongside his Pokemon and streaming gear.

After putting on the zipties, using his teeth to secure them in place, Andrew looked at the others. The vote his split, earning a groan from the streamer.

"Fuck it, let's do this violently. Make the cocksuckers pay for this shit!", Andrew decided, his bloodlust taking hold.

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Creating Content
POSTED ON Mar 23, 2024 23:16:19 GMT
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It was another lonely night in Andrew's Rustboro apartment. Inside of his 'office', which was more like a man cave, lined with the boxes of various video games, as well as action figures and posters, Andrew was playing Pokken Tournament 7.

"Look, I can't block!", Andrew bellyached, as his Quaquaval was being juggled by the opposite player, who was using Tinkatuff. "I'm fuckin' pressing buttons here!"

As the Pikachu Libre activated its Burst Attack, Andrew proceeded to retreat to the dashboard, while it played out. For a moment, he hovered over the button to close out the game, but relented. Instead, he cut the game back on right after the Burst Attack knocked him out.

"You see that shit!? Fuckin' scrub ass character!", Andrew exclaimed to the chat. "Let's see you try that shit in Pokken Tournament 4, you fuckin' pussy!", Andrew spat.

After blocking the opposite player, Andrew went back to the queue for his next match.

"Now who the fuck is this?", Andrew asked, as his next opponent was loading.



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Why am I Poisoned? (Mission)
POSTED ON Mar 23, 2024 20:27:12 GMT
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Andrew arrived at the Slateport Warehouse District. One warehouse was infested with Poison Tera Shards, which had seeped in through a Tera Tunnel which was discovered underneath the Warehouse.

Normally, they'd be content with leaving this to the League. But seeing as the Warehouse was one of their many fronts, they had to act, before it got the League's attention.

Donning a gas mask, Andrew ventured into the Warehouse, without waiting for his partner. "Arceus, imagine the smell!", Andrew remarked, looking around to see the state of the warehouse. A purple haze of toxic fumes, with Muk, Weezing, and other Poison-types loitering around the place.



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POISON PATROL: ARBOK (ROCKET ONLY)
POSTED ON Mar 23, 2024 2:27:52 GMT
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An Arbok lunged towards Andrew. The livestreamer quickly stumbled back, narrowly avoiding being swallowed by the serpent.

"Holy shit!", Andrew exclaimed, as he sent out his Metagross.

The Metagross repelled the Arbok with a Zen Headbutt. The Arbok flinched from the attack, giving breathing room to Andrew.



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PRISMATIC PENITENTIARY SIGN-UPS
POSTED ON Mar 22, 2024 5:59:48 GMT
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PRISMATIC PENITENTIARY[break]SIGN-UPS


LOCK IN



CHARACTER: [break]
WHICH WARD?: Dummy Ward[break]
PREFERRED CELLMATE(S): I'll take anyone[break]
PKMN TEAM (6 MAX): See below[break]
WHY WAS YOUR CHARACTER SORTED INTO THEIR WARD? (OPTIONAL): Andrew is a colossal dumbass, and a notorious one at that. His stupidity is well documented across the internet, and anyone who interacts with, or even observes him for a moment, will see that clear as day


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Copping Content
POSTED ON Mar 22, 2024 2:51:38 GMT
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"I'll keep that in mind, thanks.", he told the Ranger.

"An alternate way out? I think I found a path that hadn't really been touched, on my way here.", he began, before pointing in the direction he came from. "So about, ah, a half a mile down that way, there should be a tree and rock formation that if you look at it from the right angle, should look really funny. There's a fork in the road there. Dunno what's down that path, but it could be worth a look. Should be the path to your left.", he elaborated.

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Destination Unknown
POSTED ON Mar 22, 2024 2:31:45 GMT
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Andrew couldn't believe it. This asshole let his overgrown kitten get up in his face like this. Despite this, Andrew remained defiant.

"I was getting ready to move anyway, no need to be such a fuckin' asshole!", Andrew told Josh, walking away from him.

And right into a horde of freshly manifested Paradox Pokemon.

"Oh fuck!", Andrew exclaimed in terror, before immediately starting to run in the other direction.

"Fuckin' random bullshit!", the manchild cursed, much to the glee of the trolls viewing his stream.

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Destination Unknown
POSTED ON Mar 21, 2024 2:45:47 GMT
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Oh great, he was flexing his rank on him. Despite this, Andrew's expression, and body language, still remained as snide and defiant as ever. There was no way he'd let this 'scrub' bully him around.

"Says the loser that relies on Mythicals to get anything done.", Andrew snorted.

Text-to-speech donations began to flood in. Messages encouraging Josh to kick Andrew's ass. Messages that encouraged Andrew to punch Josh. Messages that told Josh that he was here to poach. Overall, attempts by trolls to pit Andrew and Josh against each other. A fight they felt that Josh would handily win.

"Whatever, not like I wanted to cross paths with you, anyway!", Andrew remarked.

Behind Andrew, the Tera Crystals began to manifest shapes.

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Paradox Problems
POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 17:56:02 GMT
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"Don't be a bitch! It's not like it's in the way, or anything! Besides, this is good content!", Andrew told the Galarian, as inconsiderate as ever.

A Great Tusk rolled over towards the Metagross, in a Headlong Rush. The tank stood his ground, before meeting the Paradox Pokemon with a Zen Headbutt. The Nidoking, once again, gave the Metagross a Helping Hand in taking down the opposing Paradox Pokemon.

Stag attempted to grab a Flutter Mane with his pincers. Unfortunately, his attempt to take it down with brute Strength was in vain. As the pincers phased harmlessly through the ghost's body, the Flutter Mane blasted back the Pinsir with a point-blank Moonblast, sending Stag flying into a tree, knocking him out.

In retaliation, Queen lunged at the Flutter Mane, Crunching down on her mercilessly.

A squad of Rangers began to close in on their position.

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Paradox Problems
POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 16:46:48 GMT
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"Uh, yeah? My Rotom Phone is recording the expedition. This shit is live, by the way!", he told the noblewoman.

A Roaring Moon charged the Metagross. As it lifted the automaton in the air, trapping it with a Jaw Lock, the Nidoking provided the Metagross a Helping Hand. With a brutal Hammer Arm towards the head of the beast, both fell from the air, the Jaw Lock releasing. While the Metagross landed on its feet, hurt but otherwise still combat fit, the Roaring Moon fell to the ground, dead, before dissipating into the Terra Crystals in the area.

The Nidoqueen, meanwhile, provided the Pinsir a Helping Hand in taking out a Scream Tail. With a burst of Strength, the Pinsir slammed the ancient Jigglypuff into a tree.

"Fun!? You think this is fun for me!?", Andrew asked, incredulously. "I'm sweating my fuckin' ass off, trying to make content, to pay my bills, and I get chased down by a horde of murderous monsters! Ain't no fuckin' way this is fun!", Andrew retorted.

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Copping Content
POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 14:52:10 GMT
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"A Sygna Suit? Damn, I gotta get me one of those!", Andrew remarked.

His moderators were already banning people in the chat that were joking about him not being able to afford it. Thankfully the Ranger's conversation with the streamer kept him from seeing the remarks, and making more foul remarks in response.

"I'm doing an IRL stream of the area. I figure unknown territory would be good for business. And yeah, I know the risks, and am packing some decent Pokemon with me.", he told the Ranger.

Suddenly, a mysterious cry resonated from down below.

"Yo, what was that!?", Andrew exclaimed. The cry was different from the one he heard earlier. "You ever heard shit like that?", he asked the Ranger.

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Paradox Problems
POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 0:49:26 GMT
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Emboldened by the Metagross getting into it with the Brute Bonnet, Andrew brought out more of his Pokemon. A Nidoking, Nidoqueen, and a Pinsir. All three joined the Metagross in fighting off the horde of Paradox Pokemon.

"Oh, I say! I'm jolly bloody good!", Andrew replied to the woman, in a crass mockery of a Galarian accent. "One moment, I was documenting Area Zero. The next, these fuckin' cocksuckers spawn outta nowhere, and are up my ass!", Andrew explained to the noblewoman, in his normal Unovan accent.

"Uh, thanks for saving my ass, by the way."

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Copping Content
POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 0:41:10 GMT
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Andrew suddenly felt his foot step in something. Something that smelled foul. After looking down, Andrew stumbled back hurriedly, scraping his sneaker along the grass.

"What the fuck, man!? That's fucked up! Fuck!", Andrew exclaimed, having stepped in a giant turd, clearly left by a Paradox Pokemon.

The camera managed to catch this moment, much to the amusement of his audience.

"Uh, I'm a livestreamer. Pretty much an OG.", he told Shalin.

"So that whip riding shit, that's pretty fuckin' sick.", he complimented her, with his trademark snort.

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