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Destination Unknown
POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 0:31:06 GMT
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The fact that he made it to the podium with a Zeraora only proved his point. That exotic Pokemon like Mythicals were 'easy mode', and allowed 'scrubs' to place.

Totally not the fact that Andrew was incompetent. No, that was impossible.

"This isn't a game to me! This is business! I got fuckin' bills to pay! Go fuck yourself!", Andrew snapped at the Gym Leader, giving him the middle finger.

"Professionals, right. Like how you assholes professionally fucked up in Littleroot four years ago. I wouldn't trust you cocksuckers to change a toilet paper dispenser!", Andrew remarked, again with his trademark snort.

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Paradox Problems
POSTED ON Mar 18, 2024 4:38:45 GMT
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Thankfully for the streamer, an Altaria swooped down from the sky, attacking the Great Tusk. Andrew took advantage of the distraction, getting some breathing room between himself, and the horde of Paradox Pokemon.

But rather than continue running, anger took hold. Andrew wanted revenge against the Paradox Pokemon that chased him. The streamer sent out his Metagross.

"Fuck 'em up!", Andrew called out to the behemoth.

The Metagross charged the nearest Paradox Pokemon, a Brute Bonnet, smashing into it with a Meteor Mash.

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Downer Detention
POSTED ON Mar 18, 2024 1:55:03 GMT
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As Andrew waited, he heard something from below. It was another one of those weird cries he'd been hearing throughout the day.

"Andrew Fisher? Follow me!", the Ranger called to the livestreamer.

With a sigh, Andrew stepped up to the holding cell door, hands still bound with zip ties, as he was lead to the outside. "This is a mistake, I'm telling you!", Andrew pleaded with the Ranger. "Save it for the interrogator!", the Ranger told Andrew coldly.

Upon seeing the woman who was supposed to handle him, the first thing he'd notice was her chest, particularly how tight her uniform was around the area. Lecherous thoughts filled his mind. Then he looked up towards the League official's face, only to find that he recognized her.

What was Kelpie doing here!?

Andrew could only gawk in shock as Kelpie had her Purrugly Hypnotize the League member standing guard, causing him to drop. Even he knew how risky that play was, especially if some League asshole found the guy, or noticed he was missing.

Andrew looked down, to see he had stepped in a pile of strange goo. If not for the insanity of the situation, he'd have started complaining.

As he was sent back into the holding cells, all he could do was wait for whatever the scientist had planned.

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Copping Content
POSTED ON Mar 18, 2024 1:45:41 GMT
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Andrew got within viewing distance just in time to see Shalin ride the Power Whip. The fact that she could pull such a feat off, and come out just fine, let alone survive, was astounding. Even the more cynical members of his chat had to admit it was impressive.

Upon getting a closer look at the woman, Andrew almost groaned. It was that bitch from the Vital City Tournament. The one who used a Mega Beedrill, like the scrub that she was. The one who 'robbed' him of a victory he deluded himself into thinking he deserved.

Just as he was about to leave, a mysterious cry echoed through the area. "What the fuck was that!?", Andrew exclaimed, practically giving his presence away to the Ranger in the process.

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Destination Unknown
POSTED ON Mar 18, 2024 1:40:53 GMT
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Upon seeing an all too familiar Zeraora, Andrew groaned. He immediately recognized the Gym Leader from the Vital City Tournament. The 'scrub' that used a Zeraora.

"Uh, yeah. It's called not being a brokie.", Andrew replied to the Gym Leader rudely. His trademark snort followed.

Ironic, coming from a man buried up to his eyeballs in debt, and having chosen to work with Rocket to pay it off.

"So what are you doing here?", Andrew asked the Gym Leader.

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BROKEN BEAKERS & BAD BOYS
POSTED ON Mar 18, 2024 1:23:16 GMT
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How did Andrew get himself mixed up in all this?

First, he was here to make content for his channel. Then the League fucked that up by arresting him. Thankfully, sprung him out detention. Now here he was, getting ready to actually do a job for Rocket.

Not that he objected. After the bullshit they put him through earlier, he was more than eager to exact some revenge on those pricks.

"Uh, no? But I have taken hostages before.", Andrew replied with a snort.

"My code name is Mr. Blue. But if that's too generic for you, I guess Badger?", Andrew answered the mercenary.

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Copping Content
POSTED ON Mar 12, 2024 17:38:51 GMT
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Andrew's bellyaching session was cut short by a sharp crack. Suddenly, the body of a Great Tusk hurdled towards him. The livestreamer barely dodged the massive primeval elephant's body. Trolls in the chat expressed their disappointment that the Great Tusk didn't crush him.

"If it makes you feel better, I did get crushed by your fat, greasy, disgusting mom, as I was piping her down with this D! The fuck outta here!", Andrew shouted.

Realizing that the Venusaur in question was good content, Andrew snuck over to investigate.

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Paradox Problems
POSTED ON Mar 12, 2024 17:33:50 GMT
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"Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!", Andrew shouted as he ran for his life.

Behind him was a sizable horde of Paradox Pokemon, those that were considered ancient. The primeval Pokemon behind him were clearly hostile, and out for blood.

And Andrew had the misfortune of being the one that stumbled upon the horde.

While Andrew was fleeing for his life, his chat took delight in his plight. Several trolls had already clipped the moment he bumped into the horde, with several more getting their own recording of the hellish chase he had to endure. Certain trolls were outright cheering on the Paradox Pokemon to kill the livestreamer. Comments which were quickly deleted by his moderators, who encouraged him to either run, or fight back.

Not that he was in any position to respond to the comments.

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EXCURSIONS INTO AREA ZERO
POSTED ON Mar 12, 2024 17:29:17 GMT
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EXCURSION SIGN-UP

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WHICH EXCURSION?: AZ EXCURSION C
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POSTED ON Mar 12, 2024 0:28:55 GMT
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After his run-in with , Andrew ventured into Area Zero.

Unlike the Giant Chasm, Andrew had to admit that the area around him was beautiful. He had never ventured into a Tera Tunnel before.

"Damn, this is pretty fuckin' cool!", Andrew remarked, making sure to give the audience a good view of what he was seeing.

"Maybe I can manifest a W here? Maybe you can manifest this dick down your throat! The fuck out of my chat, plebian!", Andrew called out to a troll in chat, before his moderators banned them.

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Copping Content
POSTED ON Mar 12, 2024 0:21:13 GMT
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With his recording equipment attached to him, Andrew ventured into the Giant Chasm. Considering that it was unexplored territory, he figured livestreaming himself wandering through the wilderness would get him some new views, and hopefully donations.

So far, he was having a miserable time of it. After getting in through the Silent Icelands, he was met with a hot and humid jungle.

"Man, this sucks!", Andrew whined, as he trekked through the jungle-like environment.

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EXCURSIONS INTO AREA ZERO
POSTED ON Mar 12, 2024 0:16:52 GMT
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EXCURSION SIGN-UP

ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE!

WHICH EXCURSION?: AZ EXCURSION A
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EXCURSION SIGN-UP

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WHICH EXCURSION?: GC EXCURSION A
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Downer Detention
POSTED ON Mar 11, 2024 23:07:25 GMT
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In the holding cells, Andrew Fisher waited with a group of other detainees. All of them had their wrists bound with plastic handcuffs in front of them. While many of them wore Rocket uniforms, he was among those in civilian garb.

Despite discarding anything that linked him to Rocket, Andrew was still swept up in a mass arrest by League forces.

"Man, this sucks!", moaned the manchild.

All he could do was wait for his turn to be interrogated, and to try to convince the League officials that he was just an idiot livestreamer at the wrong place at the wrong time.

If he detractors found out he got arrested, he wouldn't hear the end of it.

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Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Mar 11, 2024 23:03:48 GMT
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As Andrew eyed the woman in front of him, he couldn't help but notice just how hot she was. Lustful thoughts filled his tiny mind. Despite this, he kept it to himself.

Maybe he'd ask her out later, he figured.

"Uh, that they're annoying? That they won't stop moaning all the time? Or that they play too many pranks?", Andrew answered boorishly.

"I uh- I work all day and all night.", Andrew answered. By working, he meant livestreaming, when he wasn't doing jobs for Rocket. "I need tho-that money! I need that money! To pay my bills. The internet bill, the electricity bill-", Andrew continued to ramble.

That was when he was interrupted by moaning coming from the lab.




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