"Shit, I ain't the one who got all these fuckers."

As eloquent as ever.

But the truth was, Taiga was the one that managed to schmooze the folks to join. She was the talker, he was just the dealer. He kept his back turned as he decided to shove his gracidea seed into the dirt. (Well, shove was a bit of an overstatement, the normally callous man was surprisingly careful with his gracidea seed.) Once he dusted himself off, he turned to the people before the pair and flashed a malicious grin.

"So let's go find ourselves a city that ain't too occupied by police and shit. Evergrande City ain't shit right now, so let's target that place to really sink our teeth into, hah?"

Jaskier pat his Sneasel on the head and it seemed ready to roll out. That is until it caught sight of Taiga's new addition to her team, the shiny Fuecoco in her grasp. The ice type froze up before it slowly approached the Fuecoco, curious yet charmed. Jaskier grumbled to himself for the most part.

"Y'ain't here to fuck, we're here to get a job done."

While they had the time, it was best to theorize their best approach with building something worthwhile. Jaskier pulled out the blueprint models that Lorelei had given them so they knew what to expect with their base.

"I say we break ourselves down into teams. Heavy lifters can do the haul, smart fucks can help us plan where to anchor down. All that shit, yeah?"

Some of them grumbled that they were hungry. Jaskier barked out a laugh.

"Shiiiit, maybe we can go to McDonalds after this or something."

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"truth be told, all of hoenn ain't shit," taiga quipped back, a loud 'cawcaw' of a laugh easily coming from her as she sneered at the very sky itself. the entirety of the region was always up in flamed, regardless of league interference or whatever. rocket also seemed to be in shambles. it really was all just one big shitshow. thank god they had the room to rely on during all this mess.[break]
"WAH?!" scandalized by the very idea of her little pink baby even coming around the word 'fuck', the redhead clutched at her new fire type addition like a necklace of pearls. "NOT MY BABY!" she flung the fuecoco overhead, trying to keep it from the sneasel but the little fire pepper seemed to already have an attitude of its own. it wriggled out of taiga's grasp and kicked a little dirt under its feet as it took sneasel's hand and took off with it quickly, leaving taiga teary-eyed and with her jaw gaping. [break]
what a little bitch![break]
she was so proud.[break]
"man, why do i always gotta deal with the crackheads?" truly, the group did give off big druggie energy. they just wanted to eat after coming down from their highs and she was rolling her eyes to the back of her head because she knew she wasn't any better. in fact, at the mention of mcdonalds her stomach started to growl. [break]
loudly.[break]
"fuck, yeah. i guess we can go do that. transformers, march out!" taiga took the lead, already forgetting about the little bitch of a pokemon she had worked hard to get. the fuecoco would be fine. sneasel would be fine as well. it wasn't like they weren't coming back for them ... if they could remember. for now, taiga cheesed a bit on her own - slicking her hair back with one hand and wiggling her eyebrows as she approached jaskier's side, taking his hand into her own as the group of fuckos followed them while chatting among themselves. "you've got a real big brain sometimes, y'know? except ..." she was trying to praise her blonde baddie but there was something on the tip of her tongue that got her almost dead in her tracks.[break]
"who among us is going to be part of the 'smarties'."[break]
a deafening silence met her question. an awkward cough or two followed.[break]
"ok jas we might actually be fucked."[break]

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