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Oh, if there was another month in the year he absolutely did not like, it was this one.

Unlike May (for reasons kept secret), October was just. Full of heebie-jeebies every-fucking where. That dark corner with a pair of ominous eyes staring out of them?

He was sure that wasn’t Loki the Sableye, because aforementioned Sableye had red gems for eyes.

(Why did everything have to be supernatural for this month?! Yeesh. Couldn’t a guy catch a break?!)

He couldn’t help but hide behind the couch, because there was… there was something inside their bedroom that was creeping him the fuck out.

“Can…can…can you check… out what that noise is?”

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The dog-cat dichotomy of their relationship was never more apparent than during October, where Memo threw himself face first into all the ooky-spooky vibes, whereas Alex would not come near them with a nine and a half foot pole.
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Wrong holiday, but you get the gist.
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Memo had gotten pretty good at ignoring the voices in his head-- the ones that materialized out of the hum of their AC unit and multiple fans and may-or-may-not have been real. So he was half-dozing when Alex woke him.
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He threw an arm over his scared boyfriend and snuggled closer, hoping his presence would calm the man enough to relax and sleep.
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“It’s just a trick of the white noise,” he said, half-awake, nosing into the warm skin of Alex’s neck.

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POSTED ON Oct 22, 2023 14:30:57 GMT

Unfortunately, the noise, for what it was worth, only grew louder the longer he stayed awake…

He then let out a cry of dismay as he immediately snuggled up to the other—his only shield from all the weird and creepy shit that was tumbling around every which way when this month was concerned.

“I don’t like that noise, love, save me…” he whined as he buried his face deeper into his boyfriend’s hold; good luck getting him away from you now!

Why did it feel like his spooky-radar was on high alert?!

It didn’t take long before this strange voice spoke from out of nowhere.

“Red, or blue?”

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POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 14:33:19 GMT

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Unfortunately, it seemed Alex was not going to be swayed by Memo’s paltry platitudes, and only managed to maneuver them so the smaller man was poised on top as a sort of meat-shield against the phantoms in the AC unit.
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Memo blinked his bleary eyes and braced an arm against the bed to push himself up. “Mmm, what? Okay, okay, I’m awake.” It only took a few more seconds until he was well and truly awake, pushing back onto his knees and glaring over his shoulder at the air conditioner as though to discern from where the voice was coming.
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“Yeah, I hear it now,” he said, “what the actual fuck?”

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POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 15:18:10 GMT

Said noise would only continue to get louder the longer they lingered on it.

“Red, or blue?” it repeated, the reverberation of the voice causing the aforementioned air conditioning unit to rattle in place. It was like the thing was about to fly off its hinges…

“D-d-d-d-d-d-did the AC unit… talk?!” he wailed, mentally crossing his fingers and hoping that it wasn’t so. He definitely did not want to be faced by another ghost so early on…

“I-I-I-I think we should… pick,” he breathed out quietly.

“Blue.”

Who knows what would happen, right?

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Memo narrowed his eyes at the appliance in question. It was probably just a stupid Rotom or something that had gotten into the vents, like the Abra at Christmas last year.
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He reached for the bedside table to grab his phone and rifle through his PC. Hela’s Pokeball appeared in a flash of blue pixels.
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“How about purple?” he asked, giving it a toss; his Sableye materializing in the space between their bed and the wall unit. With a ghostly cackle of her own, she shadow sneak-ed into the thing.
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BEFORE YOU, a ring emerges out of thin air. The center ripples with energy before SEVERAL SWALOT are flung out into your world, fidgeting across your space. They may be aggressive or they may simply be confused... or VERY HUNGRY. Regardless, the ring closes while you hear a deep snicker emanating from behind it.

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Rather than red, or blue—the thing that came out of the ring was decidedly purple… and he had to do a double-take.

“Wait… what? You—you can’t be serious,” he stammered as he blinked in disbelief; watching as several Pokémon came out… and all of them had one thing in common.

Why did they have those kissable (not) lips? And that wiry beard?!

“Y-you picked purple, l-look what it got us!” he exclaimed; unable to hold back a bark of laughter for the briefest of moments; before…

Well, before the Swalot began attacking en masse via way of Poison Gas!

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Memo made a very distinguished shriek of alarm as a horde of purple ooze emerged in their bedroom.
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“Ugh, no! No no no!” He backpedaled on the bed, feet kicking out at the clouds of poison gas slinking along the floor. “Don’t do that! Not in here! We sleep in here! It’s gonna take ages to get clee-hean!”
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By the end of it his voice broke on a sob-whine.
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“Esto! Get them out of here!”
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A Starly, who had been sleeping peacefully atop the headboard and awoke with the chaos, chirped dutifully and flapped his wings, conjuring a whirlwind to spin Swalot and their emissions out of the bedroom.

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He was actually expecting Frog to laugh along with his joke, not shriek like a girl the moment the mini horde of… Swalot… began to stink up…

And then it dawned on him why his partner had literally screamed like a girl.

“Y-you might want to c-calm down!” he exclaimed, reaching for the bedside table and throwing out a random Pokéball; which then transformed into…

Carina, the Ribombee.

Who absolutely did not like being woken up from her beauty sleep!

“Carina! I know! I’m sorry! Can you help?!” he continued, his voice going up several octaves as the rank stench of the Poison Gas began to linger—and she immediately wasted no time; never mind if she was a Fairy-type (partially) and knew that Poison-types would fuck her over.

The cloying, overpowering Sweet Scent propelled from the tiny Ribombee’s wings then began to fill their bedroom; hopefully the damned Swalot would just… go away!

“You need me to open a window or something so we can yeet all the Swalot out?!” he exclaimed, looking over at his panicking, near-hysterics partner.

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Memo did the most common thing people usually did when told to calm down.
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It was not calming down.
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“You calm down!” he snapped, as their perfect little bedroom turned into a goop-infested warzone. He spent a lot of time in here doing many things and having it smell like rancid Swalot for weeks on end would put a real damper on those things.
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Estornio’s whirlwind swept the Swalot up as flinging purple smears. Carina’s sweet scent perfumed the room but really just acted like bad air freshener.
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“I don’t care where they go just get them OUT of here! Hela!”
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The little Sableye flung open the window. The Swalot-tornado began to tip and turn towards the opening, rattling everything in the room and making the blackout curtains flare on their rods.

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He could only blink, and stare at his partner like a madman possessed.

Without a second thought, he tore himself from the bed as he made a mad dash towards where the blackout curtains were now rattling on the holder; before whistling a particularly sharp note exactly once before a pair of glittering red eyes winked and appeared from his shadow.

“Loki! Go!” was all he would say next, before his Sableye extracted himself from his idiot human’s shadow and helped the other Sableye with driving away the multitude of Swalot that had unceremoniously decided to appear in their shared bedroom.

“Carina, turn up the perfume!” he added a few moments afterward; and while the Ribombee was pissed for being disturbed from her beauty sleep, a huff and a sigh would crank up the Sweet Scent to an even higher intensity that it already had been applied earlier.

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Loki bounced up to the window and began snagging Swalot-gloops on his claws and saucing them out the window like a cartoon pizza chef throwing flattened dough made of Grimace shakes. They whistled as they flew out the window and hit the ground below, splat, splat, splat.
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Once the last of the purple vermin was removed from their living quarters, Memo finally inhaled and exhaled deeply, letting Carina’s sweet scent calm his frayed nerves, slightly.
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“Solo una noche, is that too much to ask for?” he muttered, feeling his racing heart begin to slow.

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“Well, you said ‘purple’ so look what it got us,” he said without thinking; before it dawned on him what her just said. Oh, shit.

“S-sorry. Didn’t mean to say that,” he apologized as Loki the Sableye then almost closed the window all the way but left it open a sliver while he retrieved the actual air freshener and sprayed it around the room.

“…you do realize we also have your room to sleep in, right?” he added, belated realization sinking in a few seconds later.

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