You know what? Fuck Kyogre. Oscar had no problem with the damn thing when it ran with skyler dross, but ever since she left Hoenn Kyogre has been nothing but a damn nuisance. Especially to Oscar, twice now the oversized whale directly attacked poor mister Clayton while he was trying to examine one of the Power Spots around Sootopolis. On one hand, Oscar could probably let bygones be bygones and let such aggression go...

But fuck it! That blubbery bitch needed to be taught a lesson! These damn primordial pokemon think they can do whatever they please, well NO MORE! Oscar was on the war path! There was blood in the water, and it smelled of whale. Oscar had set off in an offshore fishing boat, equipped with harpoons instead of rods.

Of course a catch this big could not be done alone, so Oscar reached out to his allies to see who would join him in the hunt! Everyone was either busy or thought it was a silly idea--which you know, was a bummer, but it did not deter Oscar! He finally got a good word from Lulu Flint who said she knew exactly what to do to help! Oscar had assumed that Lulu was going to offer her own personal assistance to Oscar's cause, and thus he became very excited!

However he was mistaken. Her help came from sending an acquaintance of hers: Steven Campbell. Oscar had yet to meet Steven until now, so Oscar's excitement had been dampened a bit. But as I said before, fuck it! Having the help shall surely mean the difference between life and death. So there they were, two men on the open sea at the very crack of dawn. Searching tirelessly for the world's deadliest catch.