"#1— do you have a role model? if so, who is it, and why?"

I admire my ex-captain on the kindling squad. She was a great woman.

"#2— your back's against the wall. you're down to your last pokemon. which pokemon is it, and why?"

My true choice is no longer with me. Natsu, my Bewear, is proving himself valuable.

"#3A— what’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"
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That being attracted to men doesn't mean anything. As for best? Watch how someone treats their Pokemon. It tells you a lot.

#3B - What is your favorite water-type?"
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Wugtrio. They are a unique, beautiful Pokemon.

"#4— describe a new paradox pokémon. go crazy! the whackier the better!"

I would enjoy a more feral Raichu. Perhaps bringing in Oni accents. Horns and a club would serve them well.

"#5— would you still love a loved one if they were a wurmple?"

I would not care in the slightest. I have met many courage Pokemon in my time and many humans lower than worms.

"#6— do you have a quote/proverb/lyrics that changed your life? if yes, what is it?"

Show respect to all people, but grovel to none.

"#7— what's the biggest lie you've ever told?"

I lied about my sexuality for decades.

"#8— what big or small thing would you do to bring a little more joy into the world?"

I would buy children candy.

"#9— who do you want to battle most, and why?"

I want to fight the champion.

"#11— if you had to kill someone, could you?"

There is always a choice. But I could do so if necessary and have done so.

"#12— would you want to fight one thousand durant sized ursarings or one ursaring sized durant?"

I could handle an Ursaring-sized Durant quite easily.

"#13— what was your last dream about?"

I could speak again. I was giving a speech on an empty stage in my underwear.

"#14— what is your purpose?"

I am here to hold injustice's feet to the fire.

"#15— if you had to remove one city or town from hoenn, which one would it be?"

I would not.

"Suggestion?"

If your home was on fire, what would you take?

SURVEY #1
"Do you have a role model? If so, who is it and why?"

i don't need a role model! i AM the role model!

SURVEY #2
"Your back's against the wall. You're down to your last Pokemon. Which Pokemon is it and why?"

it HAS to be espy! he can't even die if he wanted to!

SURVEY #3
"What is your favorite water-type?"

i like lapras. they're kinda nostalgic with the way they remind me of vermillion.

SURVEY #4
"Describe a new Paradox Pokémon. Go crazy! The whackier the better!"

i want you to know robo t-tar should be under my patent!!!

SURVEY #5
"Would you still love a loved one if they were a Wurmple?"

omg! this was my suggestion!!! AAAAAAA!!!!!! my answer is ya

SURVEY #6
"Do you have a quote/proverb/lyrics that changed your life? If yes, what is it?"

no guts, no glory!!!

SURVEY #7
"What is the biggest lie you've told?"

ya think i'm a liar? HAH! i don't need to lie cause i can deal with everything!

SURVEY #8
"What big or small thing would you do to bring a little more joy into the world?"

exist

SURVEY #9
"Who do you want to battle most and why?"

evryone who left me!!!

SURVEY #10
"How do you like your steak?"

well-done! it's like a compliment, and i just like hearing those

SURVEY #11
"If you had to kill someone, could you?"

o ya totally! that's like a prerequisite back then!

SURVEY #12
"Would you want to fight one thousand Durant sized Ursarings or one Ursaring sized Durant?"

durant sized ursarings! mostly because there's a thousand of them, and i'll crush 'em all and feel good about it.

SURVEY #13
"What was your last dream about?"

i was fightin' left and right and i was VICTORIOUS

SURVEY #14
"What is your purpose?"

heh, wouldn't ya wanna know? i'm just so important that my purpose can't be put into words!

SURVEY #15
"If you had to remove one city or town from Hoenn, which one would it be?"

oof, this is hard! let's just remove mossdeep for fun!

SUGGESTIONS?
"Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below."

do you save the best for last or nah?

1. I miei nonni. They took me in and raised me, made me who I am. I can only aspire to a fraction of their glory.

2. Aetius

3. For worst; quite literally anything mio fratello has said. For best, mia nonna told me to never lie; a relationship built on deceit is business, not love.

5. The question is flawed, being as it seems to presume they always were. Thus, yes, if there were a wurmple I cared for.

6. Make mia moglie smile again.

10. Medium well, as is proper.

11. Easily.

12. The latter, it is far less wasteful in terms of ammunition.

15. At this point I doubt any would be a tangible loss.

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