and then suddenly a swadloon attacked! maybe it was trying to defend it's home or something, tiamat doesn't know.[break][break]
anyways. not her thing. tiamat started flossing more violently as her beedrill went to work, spewing venoshock all over the swadloon. it tried to fight back, but with the beedrill's resistance to most of it's moves, it was a futile attempt at hitting a giant bee with subpar leaves.[break][break]
as the swadloon went down, nicolage cage kept drilling at the tree, tiamat still flossing like a crazed meme machine.

an ariados attacked, and the bug fight commenced. shadow sneak met pursuit, infestation met twinneedle, but then beedrill got the brilliant idea of playing lame as shit and staying completely out of the ariados's range, just taking it don by spamming all of it's long-range moves. soon enough, beedrill was throwing a spider body to the side.[break][break]
tiamat didn't stop. she could never stop. she flossed. and flossed more. MORE FLOSSING.

and then, without warning, nic was struck down, sizzling with the telltale nitrogen-heavy scent of lightning. tiamat stopped flossing for once in her life, recalling her pokemon and trying to find where the culprit was. squinting her eyes, she felt the tingle of a nearby magnet, before--[break][break]
a vikavolt shot out of the wild, it's jaw beginning to clamp down on her neck, when--[break][break]
it suddenly bit on something hard. metal. it tried to close it's jaws to complete the bug bite attack, but it only found an impenetrable psychic shield reflecting it's attack. then, the amalgamate of antiquity and eyes stared back at it before the bug was suddenly caught in a daze, psychic energy entering it's body directly through it's eyes.[break][break]
the sigilyph quickly hypnotized the vikavolt to sleep, it's furiously beating wings now calming to a dead twitch. tiamat cracked her neck, rubbing where the insect jaws would have sunk into her, before giving a small, demure smile. something rare and sinister, on the fact of the usual jokester.[break][break]
"ggez, mmmmy guy. hey, maybe you can help me with the hustle! better than punching wood blocks in this shitty forest..."[break][break]
with that, tiamat captured the sleeping pokemon in a poke ball, eager to use her latest addition to the team.

nic fainted | tesla fights | vikavolt caught

chad "the chad" thundercock[break] ♂ Timburr

guts | no damage

stone edge | hammer arm | superpower | wake-up slap | bulk up | dynamic punch

elon musk's space tesla[break] ♂ Sigilyph

magic guard | slight damage

miracle eye | light screen | reflect | hypnosis | sky attack | psychic

nicolas cage [break] ♂ Beedrill

swarm | fainted

pursuit | fell stinger | poison jab | twineedle | pin missle | venoshock

xxxmemegod42069xxx "monika" | ♀ porygon-z

adaptability | no damage

hyper beam | zap cannon | tri-attack | magnet rise | lock-on | recover