BRING THE MONEY IN. LET'S GO.[break][break]

GIVE 'EM THE GOOD OLD RAZZLE DAZZLE.[break][break]

(pls spare a crumb of magikarp splash.)[break][break]

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For one post a day, you, too, can save a local dumb bitch from missing out on all of her dailies due to forgetting they fuckin' existed.[break][break]

(In other words: thank you for dunking my son, Azul. LMFAO)[break][break]

...But also, sploosh? :eyes: [break][break]

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S P L O O S H Amelia Livy[break]
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RNGesus, please spare a crumb of mercy.[break][break]

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acquisition logs:[break]

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• +1 pokeball (8/4)
• +1 incense (8/5)
• +1 pokeball (8/6)
• +1 salac berry (8/7)
• +1 gachapon ticket (8/8)
• +1 gachapon ticket (8/9)
• +1 level tutor (8/10)
• +1 item

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+1 level tutor

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We out here goin' for another Magikarp Splash, bois![break][break]

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It was a cycle that he fell into pretty quickly, honestly. He hadn't expected to be this into the tank, but honestly, there was something satisfying about watching people plunge into the water.[break][break]

Double whammy, too, when he was the one to fall. It was hot as Hell.[break][break]

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king jayden cross gets his crown [break]
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Just imagine he had a blind bitch moment and accidentally splashed his hand before finding his next catch.[break][break]

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acquisition logs:[break]

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• +1 pokeball (8/4)
• +1 incense (8/5)
• +1 pokeball (8/6)
• +1 salac berry (8/7)
• +1 gachapon ticket (8/8)
• +1 gachapon ticket (8/9)
• +1 item

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+1 gachapon ticket

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Legend says I'll lose my mind by the time this event ends.[break][break]

The legends are probably right, but until then, we'll keep gunning for a Magikarp Splash.[break][break]

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Dunk the manlet?[break][break]

Dunk the manlet.[break][break]

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suhhh Guillermo Marceliño[break]
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He breathed a sigh of exasperation as he walked along, sparing an idle glare down towards a certain Tyrogue that latched himself onto his leg post-Tackle. The little tyke seemed to be intent on grappling on with something along the lines of a death grip, but all things considered, he hadn’t proven to be much of a threat nor nuisance, all the same.[break][break]

So, before long, the Rocket simply reached down with a low groan, flicking the creature’s head for a quick moment and prompting him to loosen his hands long enough to pluck him off.[break][break]

”Yer a real feisty one, y’know that, lad?” he sighed once more, brows tenting in soft annoyance as he placed the fighter atop one of his shoulders. He turned his head to glare up at him. ”It’s gettin’ t’be real annoyin’ ‘n shit…”

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incense used (psychic)

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