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GOODBYE GALAR: RUSTED SWORD
POSTED ON Jun 15, 2023 12:56:46 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]The Charizard collapses with a roar. Soon enough, the army disappears with it. The air around him is stifling in its silence. Only the pounding of his heart and sharp blade of his shame are palpable. Then, all at once, the sensations rush back in. His sister is burrowing into his arm and thanking him. She says something about he gave her courage.

What a bunch of bologna.

He’d be on the other side of the wall if she hadn’t been up there. There was nothing to be proud of. He didn’t do anything important. No. Biscotti Kingsley was put to the chest and he failed. He didn’t draw Excalibur from the stone; he’d cut his hand on its blade. But he couldn’t find the words to correct his sister. None of them felt right. Telling her Santa was fake was one thing, but shattering a straw totem she seemed to desperately need? “Yeah. Heroic. That’s me.”

Then, someone’s applauding. A few people bow. Biscotti’s cheeks color in response. He even goes as far as to bow back, drawing bug-eyed stares from a few of the peasants. Old ladies press their lips to his cheek and mutter thanks in rushed antiquated English. It all happens so fast. And, when he collapses into his hastily constructed cot, it’s with the weight of questions and an undeserved mantle.

The moon is full.

One Month Later

Biscotti has the ruins of the bakery in decent shape. Or, to be accurate, they have it in decent shape. The townspeople’s willingness to help is enough to keep up the rain. Pretty soon, the smell of fresh baked goods fills the street. As time goes on, the fanciful cupcakes become serviceable bread. No point in drawing silly things in frosting when the world was ending.

When done working for the day, he paces the streets, amazed by how small Motostoke suddenly feels. Surprisingly, is a regular visitor to the bakery. As time passed, his nerves around her began to calm.

She becomes just another Kingsley. A friend he feels he can rely on.

He helps out where he can. Pushing an old woman in a wheelchair there. Using his eldest sister’s love of soap making and camp showers to stop them from smelling like spoiled onions. But, as the other “royals” find their groove, he still feels out of place. Like a Vullaby stuck in a Taillow’s nest.

When the full moon appears again, it suddenly feels so real. Tears sprang unbidden to his eyes as he shatters. He wonders what his family is thinking about at home. How long it will be before he sees them again?


A Year Later


His ability to walk off injuries earns him the title Revenant King. But, no matter how many times war comes, it still churns his stomach.

Sometimes, he takes breaks to do silly things. Play kick the can with kids in the alley. Put on a stupid shadow puppet show in the square—something he definitely didn’t have the dexterity for. With all these competent people around, he doesn’t see a reason to go all out. Until speaks up.

“Biscotti, they look up to you. You need to take this seriously.” The princess’s words cut him to the bone. She was right. That stuff didn’t matter.

He tried so hard to be the king he saw around him. To imitate the prim and proper bearing of the other royals. A dour figure who had no time to play. He regularly attended weapons training with @thomas. His lanky build quickly shifted to something muscular. Dark armor was crafted for him, making him feel like a child in dress-up. And the only time he enjoyed it was when the helmet fell too low, blinding him. It made the kids laugh.

Tears fell from his shadowed helm on the eve of his first battle. Beneath him, an Incineroar was twisted in pain. Poison had eaten through its skin, leaving its jaw exposed in a nasty, macabre grin. Next to that, a little shoe jutted out. The owner was unrecognizable, its body marred by fiery scratches.

Whispers rippled through the crowd. He was studded with wounds. A shard of rock jutted through his shoulder. They called him a zombie. Some shrunk back. But, again and again, he stood back up. The townspeople asked what they should do. Turned to him for advice.

The helm dropped to the ground. He wasn’t cut out to be king. But—when he tripped over his cape—laughter erupted. As he lifted his eyes, he found dour, worried faces peering back at him. Biscotti wiped his tears away and smiled. Even as his insides wept, he forced himself to grin. He stuck his tongue out.

A child laughs. For the first time in months, his heart stirs. Suddenly, he isn’t some distant, frightening figure. He’s just another dork willing to lend a hand. This is what he was here for.

Every court needed a jester.

Five Years Later


What scraps weren’t repurposed in weapons or defenses became Biscotti’s domain. A thousand scars dot his hands from a thousand lessons learned. From a carpentry novice, he becomes competent at turning scraps into something useful. First, there’s a set of swings built from deceased Pokemon hides and twisted pieces of metal.


A slide and small series of ramps follow. He also manages to coax some creativity out of the townspeople. Once a month, they gather in the square for a talent show. It’s at one of these that he meets the Galarian peasant girl with spring-green eyes and curly hair. She always hides her laugh behind her hands, as if embarrassed the world would see.


When he finishes the golf course, she’s holding his hand. Biscotti wondered how long it’d take for him to ask her name. Gods, he sucked at those.

Gone is the Revenant King. Now, he's the King of Smiles.

Ten Years Later


Necrozma came back. He creamed them. The city was left in ruins. And, just like that, his wife is gone. There'd be no more bleating laughs to warm up the dinner table.

He'd never get to anticipate the child he never knew was coming.

Even clowns  cried sometimes.

STELLA: This spear was crafted in memory of Biscotti’s wife. It shares her name. As her death was the result of his inaccuracy—a centimeter awry in a vital battle, it is imbued with a move that cannot miss: Swift. When lifted, this spear summons a swirl of sharp bits of light that always hit the enemy where intended (unless they’re immune). What these attacks lack in power, they make up in spread and interruption. The spear has a star-shaped cross guard and a garishly painted hilt.
But, for them, he smiled.


NOTES

  • Gets put through the combat wringer by @thomas
  • Becomes close friends with Elise
  • Tries to be a serious, no-nonsense king for a while, becoming the 'Revenant King'. Finds it takes a toll on his soul.
  • Looks like a patchwork quilt of injuries by the time they're done
  • Marries a silly young girl who hates laughing because she bleats like a sheep
  • Starts focusing on entertainment, organizing theater shows and building things like ice rinks and miniature golf courses
  • His wife dies in the Necrozma attack. His heart breaks.
  • The townspeople craft him Stella, a spear embued with Swift.

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Hoenn's Blue Bloods
POSTED ON Jun 14, 2023 14:11:28 GMT
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- Marquess ("Bastard Child"), kalos; black sheep.
- Prince of Poni Island, Alola; the spare.
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POSTED ON Jun 12, 2023 1:34:26 GMT
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Do u remember that song dad used to sing us?






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Ee i ee i Uh-Oh [O][M]
POSTED ON Jun 10, 2023 20:28:52 GMT
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Biscotti lets out a sigh of relief. “Thank, Arceus.” Those two simple words are his response, followed by an awkward smile.

“Cannolli says my mouth’s faster than my head sometimes.” Not that he was quoting verbatim. Usually, that comment was punctuated with a flip-flop to the head and sounded like some predatory bird’s shriek.

At the question, Biscotti shrugged. If this kid could walk around with a disability on full display and be so chill about it, there was no reason he shouldn’t share too. Especially after he referred to him as just some blind guy. “I’ve got CPI.” Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a set of keys. “I can’t feel pain. Pressure and heat, sure. But it never actually hurts.” Right before he asked him to watch, Scotti caught himself. “It’s not as cool as it sounds.” People told him they were jealous all the time.

They really shouldn’t be. Pain existed for a reason. Mostly to stop people from walking around with gaping wounds. “I can’t smell much either. The two tend to go hand and hand.” Though why that was nobody had ever been able to tell him.

“Thanks, man! I appreciate it!” Biscotti piped up appreciatively. His eyes drifted toward the barn. “That guy would shank me with a pitchfork if he found out.” The thought that none of this was his fault didn’t even occur to him. And, it probably wouldn’t be until long after he got home. At the talk of the snake, Scotti turned to her. “Isn’t that where the Medusa came from? I think her eyes are pretty, but I’m not exactly—” He tried to imagine himself as a little mouse beneath that gaze. “--a cow.”


At the talk of the Zweilous, the elder boy nodded. “Sounds like a plan to me.” He pointed to a nearby group of Mareep. “Want to try it with these guys first?” The Pokemon at his side allowed their fur to bristle as he approached. “Their paddock’s right there.”


Hopefully, he didn’t end up putting anyone in the wrong spot. That kind of magic trick would take Old McDonald for a loop.




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Bats in the Bakery [O][M]
POSTED ON Jun 10, 2023 19:50:15 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]Biscotti’s anger at the bats and his punch-happy bird evaporated as another sound took center stage. Even the squeaks of the peanut gallery faded as the bird and bats turned to face the weird noises.

The ghoulish moans made Biscotti shiver. ”Fooooooood….” The disembodied voice said as it grew closer. As he whirled around, the kid felt his heart speed up. Sure his grandma was a ghost, but that stuff still creeped him out. With a swallow, the college student turned to face the specter. And, immediately, he winced.

Startled by the newcomer, the Zubat chattered nervously between themselves. Apparently, this made the guy irritated. Even if they couldn’t see it, the bats could feel the apprehension in the air. The Hawlucha, meanwhile, rose to his feet on the roof beam. His wings pointed outward, claws ready to rake up some ghost flesh. “Guys, relax,” Biscotti muttered to the gathered pests. “And, no, people typically don’t like getting beat up.”

Biscotti always thought it’d be interesting to get punched in the face. His CPIA would totally creep a combatant out. But, right now wasn’t the time for that.

The guy looked like he’d been chewed on by a Coalossal. The Baltoy looked adorable but probably wasn’t helping the dude feel better. The broom in his hand was angled slightly forward, like a spear. “Hey—uh—” Even as he asked it, the question felt stupid. “You all right?” A scarred hand was offered to Howard.

The kid recalled his original words. “You want a cupcake or something?” In the window, a number of fake treats were on display. But the smell of the real deal wafted in from behind them.






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Ancient Grafitti [DW][O]
POSTED ON Jun 10, 2023 16:45:28 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]Something about the laugh makes him run into a hundred Pangora fists. It was a really cute laugh, okay? It reminded him of a princess in a video game or something. Only she was staring at him in a spooky, dark cave and not waving at him from some balcony. It took him a second to realize that laugh was followed by words.


“Ride Pokemon?” He blinked, peering at the woman in the dim light. Imagining her perched on the back of a rampaging rhino was hard. It was like trying to meld two different Pokemon together. “Don’t all those ridges get in the way? Pretty sure they would jab you in the--you know--hoohah.” Though he’d never know what the pain of getting stabbed in the unmentionables by stone felt like, he knew it wouldn’t be comfortable. At the talk of gym racing, he blinked. “This place really is weird, huh?” Jangle—recognizing the shared accent between Scotti and this girl—snorted.


The brunette turned beet red at the expression of concern. “There’s nothing to worry about, right? He hits like a—(girl) drunken Mankey..” For some reason, he flexed his arm to show he was pristine—even though the bear had aimed for his face. The giant gash on his leg, irony in crimson motion, continued to drip, drip, drip upon the cavern’s floor.


Hiding behind Jangle—though he’d claim he wasn’t hiding—Bscotti watched as negotiations ensued. Hearing the way she spoke, he was willing to let this lady chuck a Pokeball at him. Once the dragon vanished, he grinned. “Good, you stepped in. That thing would have barbequed me.” Not that he’d have said anything mean. It just came out wrong sometimes. Like some weirdo was scrambling syllables.


As the Hitmonlee turned to leave, Biscotti and Jangle picked their way toward the cavern’s exit. They could now feel the occasional burst of fresh air—a spot of coolness in this place’s oppressive, sweltering opaqueness. A glimmer in a side tunnel caught his eyes, he turned to see a Camerupt—skinny and doleful—trying to make a meal of some lichen.


He’d always loved cows. Some kids wanted to ride horses, he’d always liked the idea of climbing on a Tauros or spotted Miltank and meandering around the yard. But they weren’t known for being super duper smart. “Hey, bud.” He smiled. “I can get you out of here and get you some real grass, what do you say?” It just blinked at him twice, a rock rolling from its mouth.


So much for charisma. Still, after a moment, it lowed at him. Taking that as a sign of agreement, he tossed a ball at it. “Wasn’t really expecting to make this many friends today.” Jangle just huffed. These guys would probably just be more trouble.


As the Incineroar turned, her eye widened. The path behind them was a mess of red and stone.

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GOODBYE GALAR: RUSTED SWORD
POSTED ON Jun 7, 2023 4:09:26 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]With a few hands dealt with, Biscotti was starting to feel more at ease. These things weren’t too bad as long as you keep a yard or two away. Just when he was getting a rhythm, the whole place’s vibe changed.


Suddenly, the world is chaos. Monsters screech in the distance—the calls wet like a dying person’s gurgles. Or, at least, what movies made that sound like. A thousand different voices echo over the comms all around him. For a moment, Biscotti froze in place—like some stupid, ultra-realistic ice sculpture. Then, a wad full of gloop landed at his feet. It splashed on the toes of his flat tennies, melting the plastic.


With a jolt, the brunette ran away from the sea of possessed Pokemon and their leader. He’d kick himself for it later, but he was just a kid and that was a whole fricking army.

It wasn’t like he could fling cupcakes at them! As his breath escaped in harsh puffs, his eyes caught on the shape of a Mega Altaria in the sky. And, on it, he saw Nilla. It was at that moment he realized he’d heard her too. He tightened his hands into fists until they bled.


If a fourteen-year-old can do it, you can too. Stop being a chicken. With a resolute nod, he followed Honey eyes widened like saucers as a roar shook the ground beneath his feet. That bravado evaporated like smoke on a windy day.

In a panic, he pressed himself tightly against a wall as a giant monster swept into view. With the Gigantamax Charizard just an alley away, it wasn’t like he could run. Not unless he wanted to be lizard toe jam.


Its head turned toward him as his sister flitted about its head. It reminded him of that Velociraptor scene from that old dinosaur movie. If those lizard things were like three stories tall.


Returning his Pokemon, he tossed out another one. Ground stuff should work, right? Rock beats fire? From it, a Tyranitar—Rawr—emerged. “Hey, buddy. Ready to help out Nilla?” Scotti’s voice was a harsh whisper. The dragon stared down at its trainer, obviously unimpressed. With an awkward grin, Scotti pointed toward the fire-wreathed dragon. “Hit that thing with a Sandstorm and a Rock Slide!” Up went the dark dragon’s brow. A growl rumbled deep in its chest. Scotti clapped his hands together, bowing. Please?”


The kaiju snorted. But it assented. With a roar, the Tyranitar stepped into the alleyway. Its eyes flared blue as its ability summoned a buffetting cyclone of grit and dirt. On the heels of this, a handful of giant boulders rained from the sky, intent on giving the Charizard a goose egg.

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  • Watches the army approach in slack-jawed silence
  • A fireball exploding next to Biscotti sends him bolting like a scared rabbit
  • Finds himself staring up at the Gigantamax Charizard
  • Tosses out his Tyranitar who kicks up a Sandstorm before using Rock Slide

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POSTED ON Jun 6, 2023 13:28:31 GMT
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PURCHASING/REDEEMING



welcome to the poké mart!



5X pokeball (100 PD)




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do come again!



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My Little Dive Bar [DW][O]
POSTED ON Jun 6, 2023 13:04:57 GMT
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Uh? When somebody placed an order for a My Little Ponyta birthday cake, Biscotti didn’t expect to end up in this place. While it looked clean enough outside, the interior looked a lot like a biker bar. Honey eyes jumped from face to face, seeking out whoever bought the cake. But he didn’t want to assume one of them had placed the order. He doubted they’d take it well.


Bright birthday decorations hung from every corner. A ballerina in mache was settled against an old keg in the corner.


Most of the people were bearded and half were scarred. Minus the kids at the room’s center. They seemed pretty well-adjusted. Before he could get his bearings, one of the men at the bar approached. When he spoke, it reminded the college freshman of an angry bear. The words, however, weren’t a death threat. Just a question. “That my daughter’s cake?” Biscotti dropped his gaze to the pastry as if to confirm it was a cake he was holding and not handlebars or something. “Uhhh…." What were words? “Yes. Sir.” He offered the box to the man, who took it with a grunt.“Thanks for ordering from Kingsley’s.”


As the customer curled it against his chest, the man’s grey eyes met those of the delivery boy. “You want a piece? We got plenty.” His mustache wavered like a broom when he talked. A tip was pressed into Biscotti’s still-open palm. “Uh, no. I’m trying to watch my figure.” More comfortable now, Biscotti grinned. “I hope Elsie has a great birthday. Me and Sis put a lot of love into that design.”


A wave rippled through the room. It appeared the birthday girl was on her way! “Go out the back door, kid. I can’t ruin the surprise.” With a nod and an awkward salute, Biscotti tumbled into the cool Slateport night. At his side, confused by what had happened, Bow-Wow trotted. A noise to his right made him jump.
Probably a good idea to pay attention out here. This wasn’t exactly a nice place to be at night.






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GOODBYE GALAR: RUSTED SWORD
POSTED ON Jun 1, 2023 12:16:49 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]Big bro didn’t appreciate the name calling. He would have crossed his arms, but it was hard with one swinging like wind chimes. The revelation that she didn’t have comms didn’t go over too well either. But it was the biscuit-head thing he chose to comment on. “If you think biscuits look like this--” He gestured to himself and his hair. “You deserved to be thrown out of the kitchen.”

Then, his sister got distracted when the bunny-deer thing appeared. Calyrex, right.. Though a fan of comics and mythology, he kind of glossed over the whole High King thing. The dogs were way cooler. Unfortunately, his sister wasn’t mollified for long. The second he got close enough to hug her, she started imitating Mom. “Look, it’s been days since I’ve gotten hurt.” The brunette mumbled beneath his breath. “It could have been way worse.” This reminded him to pull the earbuds out of his ears. You’re still in one piece.” Mom would have yelled a lot more if her baby girl got hurt.

Nilla, I’m just trying to lighten the mood. I’m plenty serious.” He was stressed. Everybody here was stressed. Some idiots were still trying to punch each other. So, even if he failed, you couldn’t blame him for trying to break the tension. Before the conversation could continue, he felt himself pushed through the portal by a burst of psychic power. As he flew through the portal, he pivoted to watch the king fall to his knees.

Still trying to get his bearings, Scotti barely noticed as the princess popped things back into place. This was a blessing in disguise. One look at that gorgeous, familiar face would turn him into a stuttering mess. He stared at the sea of peasantry before him. This place was familiar but not. Fixated on the strangers before them—some kind of cosplay group?--he thanked her. “It’s no biggie.”Biscotti murmured. “I can’t feel it anyway.” He flexed his restored limb.

His sister explained his condition. It made him blush. Why’d she have to air his dirty laundry like that!? “Wait—!?” By the time he was done pitying himself, his sister had vanished in a flurry of Altaria feathers. Then, just like that, he was alone.


But he forgot about all that when Elise spoke. Honey eyes fixated on her, his own heart buoyed by her words. But, when the crowd ended, he realized he had jack all idea about what to do. Then, he saw a chimney up the streak. A full stomach always makes me feel better. These guys probs haven't had a good meal in ages. Scotti wasn’t exactly a Champion league battler, and he doubted his mini-golf skills would be an asset. But he could make a killer cupcake. And, with all the crap going on, he figured no one had stopped for lunch.

Grateful to find the bakery abandoned—trying his best not to think about why—Scotti went to work making some classic vanilla cupcakes. Though the ingredients were totally rustic, he was proud of the result. They were fluffy and moist. The frosting was a bit gritty, but it was probably better than the brick bread he found earlier. Hoping to keep the oven warm, he left his Dachsbun snoozing under the stove.

Seemingly exhausted, the Runerigus exchanged herself for a Poliwhirl.

“Have a cupcake! They're pretty good for being from a hellscape!” Biscotti grinned as he shoved a dessert at a random masked guy. Probably Rocket. But that didn’t stop him. That mask was dope. As his dessert supply dwindled, the brunette became increasingly aware of the wrongness in the air. This realization was punctuated with a yelp as a spiked hand grasped at his ankles.


He saw a family peeking around the door jam. Zekrom’s roar above—gods, these gods were cool—made him straighten. C’mon Scotti. You got this.


With confidence he didn’t quite feel—buoyed by the hard work now laying frosting-side down on the streets—he tossed out his Poliwhirl. He gave the family a thumbs up as it used Mud Shot on the water. If successful, he’d go after another hand.


If not, well, he’d just have to get up and try again.

NOTES

  • Has his arms restored
  • Makes and hands out cupcakes to the peasanty (Inspiring them?)
  • Talks with and
  • Leaves his Dachsbun at the bakery to make some bread
  • Sees a scared family and tries to show off by attacking one of the hands with a Mudshot from his Poliwhirl

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GOODBYE GALAR: RUSTED SWORD
POSTED ON May 28, 2023 3:35:33 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]With only one functioning arm, it took Biscotti a while to figure out how to get the game open. It didn’t help that he was in such a hurry to find that he didn’t read the sign. So, after a moment of trying to push the door open, he finally pushes it. As he rushes toward her, he finds Bubble tangled up beneath an advertisement for fast food—something that makes his stomach rumble.


Tapping on the stone, he rouses the ghost-type from its unconscious state. He pulls its arm up with his good hand, smiling at the grandmotherly spirit.

In return, he receives a flurry of worried touches. One stone hand gently tapped his limp arm. Without the proper digits to set it back in place, he resumes his journey toward his baby sister. Recognizing the pretty lady next to her—now aware of who she was—the brunette swallows down his scoldings. His cheeks even color pink.

Rattling stones beside him draw a glare. He knows laughter when he hears it.


With a frown, he turns to watch the Calyrex enforce its domain. Four trainers take to the sky. “Yikes,” Biscotti mutters. “Talk about creepy.” He’d never liked puppets. Heck, he didn’t fancy being one either. Still, as the creature spoke, the young man could not help but be drawn to it. He even went so far as to bow, figuring that’s what you did with kings. Even if that king was a weird, deer-rabbit-balloon thing.


Oh, gods, it wanted him to ask a question? Any question? The shortlist of cities seemed pretty important. Like, where had Spikemuth and Turfield gone? As he listened to others rattle off riddles, his own list dwindled. All the tension in the air, though, made him kind of uncomfortable. So, he tried to break it. “You got tomorrow’s lottery numbers, bud?”

He then paused, shaking his head. “What happened to the other cities. I mean if they fell with you here, what can we do?” Then again, maybe a king couldn’t be a hero. It seemed like a lot to ask.


With that question posed, he looked toward his sister. He knew where they’d be going. They had to see if their home was okay. Or, at least, the business that paid for it. “Hammerlocke, please.”

Hopefully, the other folks were cool. The last thing he wanted was some sadomasochist manning the walls.

NOTES

  • Reunites with his Runerigus
  • Decides he’s going to Hammerlocke—to check out home
  • Scrambles over the railing to get closer to his sister and the High King
  • Asks jokingly about the lotto numbers and what happened to the city.
  • Moves to check on his Runerigus and untangle her

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Ee i ee i Uh-Oh [O][M]
POSTED ON May 23, 2023 12:43:33 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]Biscotti turned to face Shinobu. For a second, he about had a heart attack, worried the farmers had snuck up on him. He wasn’t even sure what’d happen in a situation like this. If you couldn’t pay a restaurant bill, you washed dishes. But what happened if you lost someone’s livestock? Would he end up inseminating Miltalk or something? Could he go to jail for this?

Amber eyes took Shinobu in. Only now did he interpret his words. “Chill, Scotti. It’s just a blind kid.” Biscotti said to himself. Or, as it turned out to everybody. This only became clear when his Pokemon turned to glare at him. Someone smacked an elbow into his ribs. But—since it didn’t hurt—all it did was get his attention. His cheeks flared red. “Oh, Arceus! I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that in a bad way. I mean I’m dis—” He was pretty sure that word was banned somewhere by now. And, well, it wasn’t really what he meant. This kid made it all the way out here somehow. It felt wrong to imply he was helpless. ”--differently-abled too.” Not that the two were that similar.

Lifting a hand to the back of his head, Biscotti glances around him. A Mareep is taking advantage of the shallow woods nearby. Its mouth enjoying some weird new plant—probably something that’d make it sick. Nearby, a Tauros was racing up and down a Mudsdale’s pin. Its horns glowing and eyes intent on challenging the horse to open combat.

“Uh, well, I think I let all the farm animals out. I thought I closed the gate on my way out, but—” His shoulders lifted in a shrug. “I’m trying to get them back where they go, but it’s way harder than it looks.” It didn’t help that he looked as intimidating as a chocolate-covered, blow-dried Venonat. Most of these Pokemon were bigger than him to boot. “I don’t suppose you have anything scary on that belt of yours, huh?”

Or, at least, something charismatic. Heck, maybe he had a carrot or something. He’d tried baiting them earlier, but they didn’t seem big on Twizzlers and crumbled oat muffins.


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Trash Hoard [O][M]
POSTED ON May 23, 2023 12:38:06 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]When the sand shouted at him, Biscotti almost had a heart attack. His accent took center stage, his words flowing together in a Galarian mess. “Wot the heck!?” He dropped the pick. It bounced off the aluminum can before resting in the soil. For a second, he thought the aluminum was talking to him. Then, he saw the ground move. That was a person up there!

In his rush, he hadn’t bothered to look past the can.

His tunnel vision cleared. His eyes finally noticed the Cinderace next to the hole, it’s bag way fuller than Scotti’s. Honey eyes caught the rabbit’s smug expression. So much for those things being friendly. That’d totally been a setup. A flush rose into the baker’s face as he staggered away from the hole. “I’m sorry bout that! I thought you were sand or something.” He took a deep breath, realizing how stupid that sounded. “Or, at least, your pants.” They really did blend in, right? Or did he only think that now because he jacked something up?

When Lucas staggered away, Biscotti moved to follow after. Then, he gasped, backtracking to get his stick. Not noticing as he pricked himself, the brunette jerked the can’s corpse off its tip. “Hey! Wait!” He raced after the pair, almost tripping in the sand. “I didn’t do it on purpose.” Biscotti tossed the can toward the bag. It came up short. Way short. There was a reason he played golf.

“You can have it back!” With a sheepish smile, he nudged it closer with his foot. “I just got overexcited is all.” That and he was an idiot.

Across the nearest hill, he saw a red-and-black striped head jerk up. Little Miss Busy Body was totally spying on them.


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GOODBYE GALAR: RUSTED SWORD
POSTED ON May 21, 2023 1:33:49 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]The seconds in the air feel like an eternity. His labrador eyes flick from one flying Pokemon to another, his mind twisting them into monstrosities. The way down, however? That’s pretty dang quick. His Runerigus reaches desperately for him, his body twisting as he tries to land on his feet—acting like he’s a cat. Which he isn’t. A tendril grabs his waist, stalling his fall for all of a millisecond. “AHHHHHH!” Thud.

Something pops. Everything goes black.

When he wakes up, it’s to the sight of Wyndon Stadium. The underside of the roof, its powerful lights, is all he needs to identify it. The place that normally fills his heart with nostalgia.

The family forked over the cash for the championship match every year—a tall order when you had 13 kids to feed. Though typically living in a bubble, this match almost made him feel normal. “Nngh.” With a groan, Biscotti pushes himself into a siting position. It takes a while with just one arm. The other is useless at his side, but he just ignores it.

It’s not like Bubbe’s around to pop it into place. She’d ended up a heap of half-conscious stone on the green below. One of the Leaguer’s feet is a few inches away. A tendril reaches for it, a cry for help.

With a frown, he sticks out his tongue to catch a bit of black snow. It tingles on his tongue. His eyes catch on the family’s box seats in the nose bleeds. He pushes himself to the top of the stadium, staring over the wall at the ground below. The parking lot is empty and stuff’s just off.

The billboards that are left are for brands he’s never seen.

A noise from the green draws his attention. But a familiar pink shock of hair makes him pause. His eyes widen. What the heck!? Grasping his left arm, the older Kingsley races to the balcony’s edge. His voice rises until it can be heard.

!” Labrador eyes narrow into those of an angry Doberman. He huffs. “I thought you were sleeping at a—” He fumbles with the communicator. Not knowing how to switch it to private, his message is blared across the open comms network. “Baguette’s going to KILL you!”

Which, if you didn’t know the family, sounded like gibberish.

His useless left arm swung at his side.


NOTES

  • Arm popped out of place
  • Ascends to the top of the stadium to try and get the layo f the land
  • Runerigus is stunned and twisted into a pretzel
  • Runerigus reaches for the shoe of the nearest League member
  • Scotti sees @vanilla and about loses his dang mind

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GOODBYE GALAR: RUSTED SWORD
POSTED ON May 14, 2023 2:37:08 GMT
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[attr="class","bisc"]The second Scotti opened his mouth, there was zero doubt where he came from. His Galarian brogue was obvious, deeper when nervous. When he heard the dogs—the guardians of Galar—had been sighted, his curiosity got the best of him. He remembered Grandma telling stories of their gallantry, her trademark cookies now crumbs in the grandkids’ laps.

It’d taken a lot of convincing to get his sister to let him go. “It’s history in progress! Come on!” The fight continued until Bubbe and Jangle stepped in—paw and rock on his shoulder. ”Just keep your distance, Scotti. Promise me. Obviously, he didn’t plan on throwing himself into an active war zone. Getting shot wasn’t at the top of his list. Sure, he was a legal adult, but that wouldn’t stop her from making his life miserable if he snuck out.

So, as he promised, he hung back at first. His eyes watched the conflict with awe.

Another gong rang as the dog’s sword collided with the moose’s bowl. A shiver of fear went through him, his heart pounding. When scared, however, Scotti tended to freeze. His hands curled up into impotent fists, his breath escaping in harsh little puffs. The third time it happened, his eyes widened. Headphones. Duh. Seconds later, his earbuds were buzzing with the notes of a random pop song.

Whether this worked or not would be hard to tell considering the moose let out a devastating earthquake. As fear washed over him, the brunette’s composure snapped. A dragon—injured by the moose—crashed into the earth in front of him. Shoot!Like a Bunnelby, he bounded out of the way, finding himself knee-deep in another confrontation.

Labrador eyes widened when he spotted actual kids in the fray. What were they doing here? A deep resonant noise drew his gaze toward Ting-Liu. His heart jumped into his throat. 

As the pre-tremors approached them, Biscotti turned to face the two legendaries. The dog was dripping black. His lips pressed into a thin line as the destruction drew nearer. “Screw it! We’re helping him!” His hands stretched out toward the dog. “Bubbe!” He alled to his Runerigus. She twisted her core stone, her version of an attentive stare. “Use Crafty Shield!” As the air in front of him began to glitter—the devastation closer than ever—he frowned. “On the dog! Not me!”

With a shudder, the best imitation Bubbe had of a sigh, she did as asked. But, at the same time, she wrapped her tail around her stubborn, silly boy. A wail emerged, powerful tendrils launching him—aiming to keep him out of the earthquake’s path.

NOTES

  • Claims he's here to observe. Immediately interferes.
  • Plugs his ears with earbuds trying to deaden the dread.
  • Has Runerigus use Crafty Shield on Zacian
  • Tossed into the air by Bubbe in hopes of escaping damage from the vibrations

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