Auggie
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Twenty Nine
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Castelia City, Unova
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Investigative Journalist
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August Colgan
Daze at the Races (M)
POSTED ON May 1, 2024 15:48:06 GMT
'There are a lot of clouds in the sky today. Was it going to rain? No these were white clouds, rain comes from dark clouds. Well now let's not be prejudice, white clouds could probably provide rain just as well as dark clouds can. Right? Was it raining right now? Shit we did not bring an umbrella.'
The sound of a loud horn caused August to flinch harshly. He looked around for the sign of some sort of attack, but found nothing except revelry and joy. What his mind had thought to be rain was the roaring of the crowds around him, cheering in chorus as the Silph Cup got underway. As August came back to his senses, he slowly pulled out a cigarette and carefully lit it. He was not a crowd person, which had caused a spike in his already tumultuous anxiety.
It did not help that he was not feeling well, then again that is what happens when you eat three corndogs and drink four lattes on your way to your seat. Shit what was he thinking? At least the Quad Squad was having a good time: August's four squirtles cheered along with the crowd as they chomped down on a pantry's worth of snacks. It was nice of HNN to pay for their seats, last time August covered a sporting event he had to stack them in one seat and that ended up being a mess.
August looked out over the water, waiting patiently for the race to begin. His thoughts were psyching him up as he watched the waves, 'Alright now Auggie you have got to focus. What are your readers going to think if you don't know anything about what happened at the race? Which race? This race? Was this the right race? Of course it was don't be ridiculous. Wait no I'm supposed to be in Fortree! Ah, that was last year. I think. Gosh the water is so blue today. Did they dye it? Can you dye the ocean? How much dye would it take to dye the entire ocean? Can I hypothetically get eighty gallons of food coloring and make the ocean red? Nah, might hurt the environment. Gotta wait another ten years, then the ocean will be too polluted to save and we can have our way with it. Red is a dumb color to dye the ocean too, what do I want it to look bloody? Am I crazy? Now purple, that's a respectable color for the ocean. I've always thought the ocean would look great in purple.'
Another horn sound jolted August, and as he regained his bearings he would slowly come to a startling realization. The race was over, he had missed the entire thing. Damn, this is why he didn't cover sports. Too much down time. The racers were coming back to shore, and August would leap to his feet. "Alright squad." He said as he threw his cigarette butt upon the pile of empty snack packages. "Time to roll out. Look lively, we're on the clock." His lethargic squirtles groaned, they were far too full of sweets to do anything productive. Nevertheless, they would jump to their feet and waddle behind their boss as he made his way to the ground level.
Other reporters were waiting for the racers, but they had made the mistake of being polite. August was not going to wait for the racers to come to him, instead he kept walking across the dock and toward the water. His squad ran ahead of him, diving into the water to form a small raft for him to stand on. A seamlessly fell upon the raft, standing with debonair flare as his squirtles began swimming out to the racers. August scanned the possible marks before laying his eyes on the man himself: Josh Devlin. Who better to interview than the organizer of the race? August tapped his foot toward Josh, and the squirtles would start swimming in that direction.
As they grew close, August would provide a greeting. "Mister Devlin! I'm August Colgan of HNN, would you be available for a post-race interview?"
Josh Devlin
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