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Dead Eggers Everywhere (Mission)

POSTED ON Mar 27, 2020 2:16:37 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] it was a slim bridge of ice and snow, of course they heard the heavy metal knight approaching - but they continued forward anyhow. it wasn't until someone hurled a rock at them did their PHANTOM FORCE activate. the rock passed through a puff of pixelated shadows with their eerie laugh echoing from the canyon below the bridge.

they reappeared in swirling shadows on the opposite side of the bridge, near the npc - whom goro quickly turned in the egg to.

QUEST: COMPLETE!

they locked eyes with the knight and... sent wolf hurtling towards the knight. the spectral wolf bombarded Bailey Cooper with a PHANTOM FORCE poofing due to LONG REACH and manifesting next to lamb again. "suckerz."

PHANTOM FORCE ROLL 2/2:
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Rikiya Oshiro

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POSTED ON Mar 27, 2020 2:04:29 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] "LMAO HAHA SKSKSSKKSKSKSKSKSKKS" goro typed and his odd avatar... emoted by falling to the floor laughing their ass(es) off and making odd, what one would hope, is laughing noises. they wiped a tear from lamb's face and said, "oh, no. of course not."

they pulled the string of the bow back, took aim, and -

ZYOOM!

the arrow whizzed past priam conrad and hit a wobbefett dummy a dozen yards away. their shared mission objective dinged, "all we have to do is beat those dummies up. try, uh.... focusing? on uh... magic? uh..." they furrowed their brow less face, which didn't mean much as their face(s) were hidden behind mask. "or, uh, check your HUD."

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wasteland warfare [m/pvp]

POSTED ON Mar 27, 2020 1:59:47 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] goro glanced at the party invite and chuckled, his avatar copying it with a low deep rumble from wolf and a creepy childish giggle from lamb.

PARTY REQUEST - DENIED!

"we play solo." they said before sending another ghastly infused arrow at Ruby Walker's shadow.

ROLL FOR SPIRIT SHACKLE, WILL PIN TARGET TO THE GROUND WITH SHADOW AND PREVENTS ESCAPE:
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Cillian Quinn FERNANDO SILPH Ruby Walker

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wasteland warfare [m/pvp]

POSTED ON Mar 22, 2020 4:44:34 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] this was a good game, goro decided. worth the many hours he had been putting into it. the quest or whatever were okay, sure, but it was the player versus player battles that really got him going. thrill of the hunt, as it were. at first, he had taken tot his game as a simple troll, a griefer, one might say; but now? oh no, he had a noble cause: to hunt other trolls and griefers. this guy, the one they were hunting now? one of the worst. plenty of reports, and that made him an even bigger prize.

they shot a spirit shackle infused arrow from behind the pistol carrying barcode bastard.

ROLL FOR SPIRIT SHACKLE, WILL PIN TARGET TO THE GROUND WITH SHADOW AND PREVENTS ESCAPE:
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Cillian Quinn FERNANDO SILPH

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we're not in hoenn anymore... are we? [mission]

POSTED ON Mar 22, 2020 4:02:33 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] this was a sick game now. hunting those hunted, becoming the ultimate troll. or alpha troll. mega troll? could they mega evolve... goro pondered all of this as his avatar crouched silently in the canopy above the scene that unfolded. it was entertaining to say the least, but that big one, in the armor looked like trouble.

they notched an arrow in their sun and moon bleached hemlock bow, took aim, and allowed wolf to impart spectral energy onto the arrow. as the dark knight rushed forward, they unleashed the spirit shackle arrow on _Togekill_ with a mischievous smirk on their face(s).

ROLL FOR SPIRIT SHACKLE, WILL PIN TARGET TO THE GROUND WITH SHADOW AND PREVENTS ESCAPE:
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Izumi Yamamura FERNANDO SILPH Bailey Cooper

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POSTED ON Mar 21, 2020 21:46:58 GMT

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daily endeavors[break]
write an ic post - ✓ ✓[break]
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fill out report/honor - ✓ ✓[break]
attempt to pull the sword out of the stone - ✓[break]

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complete a vrmmorpg profile card - ✓[break]
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player-kill another character 5 times -[break]
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items redeemed: 20pd, 4 pokeballs, 1 move tutor[break]

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TREASURE TRADE

POSTED ON Mar 21, 2020 21:46:35 GMT

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POSTED ON Mar 21, 2020 21:37:52 GMT

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SUBMIT ONE REPORT or HONOR FORM A DAY.

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Dead Eggers Everywhere (Mission)

POSTED ON Mar 21, 2020 20:14:58 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] mastering the tutorial had proven easy, if not simple, and gave goro a good idea on how to employ his avatar's unique skillset. now it was time for the hunter to find their prey and who better to troll than a camper. they had been warned not take the egg quest because a griefer was camping people who tried to cross a bridge. so, of course, goro happily accetpted the quest and went off to find said bridge.

and they did. it was no terabithia but it would do, they presumed. so they moved to cross it, the egg in lamb's hand as wolf's spectral body followed behind. there was a method to their madness, because at a moment's notice, they would use phantom force should they be attacked, and if not - would use it to appear on the other side of the bridge just to be showy. to be cocky. to prove, this was their game.

PHANTOM FORCE ROLL 1/2 (SEMI-INVULNERABLE):
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HONEDGE IN THE STONE

POSTED ON Mar 21, 2020 20:02:21 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] they snuck into the graveyard late into the night, avoid the other players. the lamb had strong arms from wielding her deadly bow, surely they could do it? with the strength of wolf too. they would the ones to pull the sword from the stone.

honedge, they realized, its devilish scarf looming in the digital moon's light. it was worth the risk, goro decided, and they attempted to pull the honedge free!

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POSTED ON Mar 21, 2020 19:52:18 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] they smirked in uninson, and said, "because i can." the spectral wolf rested across the lamb's shoulders and they said, "i'm so used to pretending to be someone else in real life, being two sounded like more fun." their was an eerie quality to their words, spoken in unison, both a low masculine voice and a gentle feminine voice.

"s'anyways how do we get this tutorial finished." they had slung their bow across the lamb's back and the wolf simply circled overhead. goro had a menu open and was reading the mission objectives now and read aloud, "something about testing our skills on some wobbuffet dummies..." he then sent a

PARTY INVITE

to priam conrad, adding, "and we should be in a party." they looked to the red eyed stranger and offered a smile(s): the wolf had razor sharp teeth and the lamb had creepy herbivore baby teeth. it wasn't a pretty sight, maybe even a little unsettling.

priam conrad

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POSTED ON Mar 20, 2020 20:56:25 GMT

[attr="class","goro"] goro was an avid gaymer, and more importantly, he was a professional face changer. or costume designer. hide n' go seeker? regardless, he found the wide array of avatar customization to his liking. after about three hours, some cheats and hax, and a flip of a coin he ended up with one avatar... or two? it was a they, they were them, and them were L0$3R. he giggled with childish glee as he launched into the game.

"sup PUNK!" their avatar shouted. they readied their bow and arrow to take aim and... an ERROR message bleeped into existence. this was still the tutorial zone. with a groan, they approached the punk in question. "sup." they said, defeated at their inability to attack a fellow player. to troll.

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POSTED ON Mar 20, 2020 20:41:47 GMT

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like a ranger setting a trap, switch your roll with someone else's 1x a thread.

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clown-cruitment [s]

POSTED ON Mar 10, 2020 6:40:51 GMT

goro cradled the caught wombat in his arms like a baby. he actually started crying, and his smeargle and kecleon just stared at each other in confusion. it was then that kecleon was blasted by a dragon pulse. he was dazed for just a moment as he became a dragon type due to color change before using synchronize.

instinctually, the applun created a protective barrier to block the attack... which david bowie sketched with glee. in a blur of darkness, saint vincent used shadow sneak to appear behind the applin, and blasted it with synchronize! the apple bat thing fell from the tree and smeargle used psychic to throw a safariball at applin.

applin used dragon pulse on kecleon!
kecleon's color change activated; became a dragon type!
kecleon used synchronize on applin!
applin used protect!
smeargle sketched protect!
kecleon used shadow sneak + synchronize on applin!
catch attempt on applin!

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clown-cruitment [s]

POSTED ON Mar 9, 2020 3:53:47 GMT

a familiar sound: something caught between an oink, squeal, and snort came bursting though the canopy. it swooped down and used psychic to snatch away the chantey's pokeball. goro, meanwhile, was in utter shock he was at a lost for words. it was the ghost of his dear sweet dead disintegrated swoobat - and it was TAUNTING HIM, by stealing his stolen safari ball. the man fell into a heap on the ground, saint vincent doing what she could to comfort her distressed trainer.

david bowie, however, had sketched a new move, and used psychic to steal the safari back. the two played tug of war, psychically, until the bat launched an air cutter, which smeargle quickly sketched. goro looked up, stunned, and said, "take 'im out." in a blink of an eye, his keckleon used shadow sneak to bonk the oddly colored bat on the head with a shadow claw and send it hurtling towards the ground; which goro tossed one of his few remaining safari balls at to catch it.

woobat used psychic on the safariball!
smeargle used sketched psychic!!
smeargle used psychic on the pokeball!
woobat used air cutter on the safariball!
smeargle sketched air cutter!
kecleon used shadow sneak + shadow claw on wombat!
catch attempt on woobat!

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