Vic
He/Him
28
June 21st
Mistralton City, Unova
Pansexual
Fortree Ranger Captain
Elite Ranger
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
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Victor Wexler
crazy in the roost [ m ]
POSTED ON Jul 1, 2021 10:12:46 GMT
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Ladies and gentlemen, may you please direct your attention towards the pink fool to your right. [break][break] Standing at over six feet and with hair that almost perfectly matched the colour of fresh and fluffy cotton candy, he wasn’t exactly easy to miss. Well, he was at the time, since there was a not-too-happy metal bird momma defending her nest from a poor woman’s husband – who, honestly, had probably just been trying to be a good samaritan and had ended up caught at the mercy of the Skarmory as a result. But, he wouldn’t be easy to miss for long, because someone clearly had to help this man, and the pink fool over here had a plan. [break][break] Something small sailed through the air, making an audible ’CLANK!’ as it hit the Armor Bird Pokémon right on its shiny head and bounced off to the ground. A soft, harmless rubber ball; which for some reason looked suspiciously like a chewed up toy for canine pokémon. [break][break] Obviously, momma bird over here wasn’t just going to take this disrespect silently, and without even bothering to let go of the man, she turned in the direction of the attack… [break][break]
[break][break] ”HEY! HEY YOU! OVER HERE!” The pink-haired fool yelled as loud as his lungs would allow, waving his arms frantically in the air in order to get the Skarmory’s attention. [break][break] It worked. Momma bird had had enough. She opened her beak in order to let out a screech, and in doing so, she happened to let go of the man. He fell, but in a split second a pokémon appeared to break the fall – Dragapult carefully catching him in midair and putting him safely back on the ground. Yay! Success! Good job! [break][break] The problem, however, was that the Skarmory was even angrier than what she had been before. She stared at the one who had thrown the ball with wild, amber eyes, and opening her blade-like wings wide, she prepared to swoop down for an attack. [break][break] Admittedly... the pink fool hadn’t planned this far. He only had a few options here, right? He could duck, he could run, or he could… cry? [break][break] Okay, so, it had been a plan, but maybe not a very good plan... [break][break] Vic, how will you get out of this one?
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