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POSTED ON Aug 6, 2021 1:15:09 GMT
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ask questions first, beat his targets to a pulp later. it's a lesson he's yet to learn - there's always the nagging thought of why should he? - because in moments like these, he's reminded that not everyone deserves to have life shit all over them. turns out his target had the money. turns out he really was having an emergency. 

and now, out of the goodness of his heart, armed with some of the weakest members of his team (not his fault he was called on duty while out training), he's stuck looking for a missing cat

daddy, daddy, please. what if something bad happened to him? he keeps telling himself it was just to make the kid shut up, not because he felt guilty for the blood dripping down that father's nose, as he forked over dollar bills and promised his girl, one second, sweetie. i promise we'll find him. 

remus takes the lead, as per usual. there's a collar in his paw and he raises it occasionally to sniff it, nose wrinkling when he does. romulus and volos also take their turns whiffing its scent, but both he and remus know he'll be the one to find it.

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POSTED ON Aug 6, 2021 1:51:29 GMT
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Well well.....cats out of the bag huh? Lonnie didn't quite notice or care too much about the people that existed in this region. They weren't his problem, no matter how much he wanted to feel empathy for them, he didn't. But pokemon were a bit different. Surely the cat would be lost, and watching from the sidelines as a brute smocked the dad in the face was.....uncalled for. Dude you could have just found it for free, but whatever. Lonnie wasn't gonna be the one to judge, rather he'd introject himself into the situation and just....keep him from killing the cat.

"Hi there stranger! I figured you could use some help! Come on Bagel," he brought the blind Bagon on his leash. "did you even ask what pokemon it was?"

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he's got a little puppy tagging along with him now. i don't need this shit. and judging by the pudgy look of the guy, he hasn't seen some action in a while. when he opens his mouth, august's lip twitches in a grimace. remus opts to ignore the guy for the sake of his own sanity.

"i wasn't planning on helping," he snaps. "he owed us money. i went to collect. it's not my fault he let his dumbass kid mishandle her pokemon." 

why am i explaining myself? he must admit, he hasn't had anyone to talk to recently other than eden, and a lot of his thoughts are wrapped up in things he can't tell her. like how worried he is for her. 

and remus may be a good listener, but he's shit with conversation. "how'd you find me anyway? it was a solo job."
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It was clear he wasn't impressed with his appearance, but whatever not like Lonnie overly cared. Rocket boys were always so edgy and misunderstood. It just happened that Lonnie knew how to control his choatic nature inside of him, and have a soul left. Not that money couldn't buy out his morals or anything but he wasn't on trial here, at least yet.

Then again August wasn't wrong saying the family should have been watching their pokemon. "Looks like to me you just wanted to help that little girl." the porky pig face smirked, almost as if trying to stab at his bad boy persona. "Oh welll tooo be honest I was just creeping around the corner on personal work, but it's not hard to tell you aren't getting a kitten to come to acting like a young money."


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"well, her father certainly isn't in any condition to help her," he says. not that he feels particularly bad that her shit dad decided he wouldn't pay back on time. but he's not a godsdamn monster. and he's still got some time to kill. 

he eyes the bagon that trots on a leash behind the man. and then he raises a brow. "a young money?" who is this guy? 

remus casts a glance back at him and then nods, eyes glowing a soft blue. they leave some of the rock and crags of route 114 behind and traipse into the forest, where the pitiful mews of a meowth kitten can be heard farther in. 

"at any rate, two people ought to get the job done quicker." remus stops suddenly and points up. 

and there it is, clinging for its life on a thin tree branch, in quite possibly the tallest tree in the near area. august sighs. "you got any fliers? anything that won't scare it too bad?"
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Well the guy wasn't lying, but still didn't have to be a dick about it. "Well that's true but ya didn't need to beat him in front of her either," he could be wrong but regardless. Lonnie didn't think too much into it, wasn't like he was a saint either. Clearly his comment was lost on the guy which made him smile, "Well it just means like punk thats high and mighty," explaining it was easy, but maybe the raven haired boy was too dense. Who knows.

"I do not have any fliers at all," he lied through his teeth because Sushi could fly but it was SOO revealing he didn't want to. Though Lonnie walked towards the tree and thought to himself. "AHHA!" he released the alolan exeggutor,"Alright avocado. wiggle that kitty down here,"[/blockquote][/b] he stated as the long necked pokemon tried to wiggle the kitty down.

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"usually gets 'em talking faster." he raises a brow. this certainly isn't in the realm of this grunt's expertise, that's for sure. again, why am i explaining myself to him? gods, he's gotta stop running on just a couple hours of sleep. 

it's easier when he's with her. 

he sighs and looks unimpressed as his new partner's pokemon shudders against the side of the tree. the meowth clings harder. thin piece of bark flutter to the ground as it holds on for dear life. 

he drops a pokeball at his side. faustus is still too small to fly so high without exerting himself, so instead he releases his treecko. cato crouches by the base of the tree, wiggling the sticky pads of his toes while august explains the situation. 

and then the gecko slinks up the tree, opposite the alolan exeggutor. he coils as the tree starts to slim near the top and cocks his head at the wailing kitten. it wants to shudder in fright, but the several heads wheeling by it have sent it into paranoid shock.

so cato does the only thing he can think of and whips his tail around, sending a shockwave of razor wind over the kitten. it's lifted from its perch and spins wildly, claws grasping for purchase. 

it finds such purchase on the neck of the alolan exeggutor.
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Lonnie watched as his long necked friend met the claws of such a startled kitty. Of course....it wasn't soft either. Sure he had the texture of a tree but still, a meowth's claws were REALLY sharp. The poor tree cried out ruffling it's leaves. "Oh damn it slashed everything." he reached up but the poor dragon flung the kitten off and back onto the tree, crying outloud. "uuh....that back fired." he grumbled thinking to himself. "Maybe we should lure it down without scaring the piss out of it." the retired rocket rolled his shoulder, "Got any snacks?"

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victory seems so close, but it's whisked away just as quickly as it had approached. august resists the urge to snap. got any snacks? what does he look like? a middle-aged mom on the road with a couple of toddlers? no, he doesn't have any snacks

he almost turns the question around with some scathing remark, but miraculously refrains. instead, he cuts his losses - the meowth will be alright in the long run - and gestures to remus. 

the lucario cocks his head and then skirts around the tree. he then backs up and takes a running leap; his form becomes a blur as he ricochets from tree trunk to tree trunk with extreme speed

when he lands back on the ground before the two men, he has the wriggling cat in his paws. its claws spin wildly as it lashes out from fright, but they scrape off of the lucario's steel-like fur.

"at least one of us is useful," august says as cato crawls back down the tree.

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"WOW he's good," Lonnie commented on the lucario zip zooping around like some kind of ninja on meth. It saved the tiny cat, and didn't even get damaged. Even more so the man made a snide remark that only made Lonnie laugh. "Well your implying that the rest of us, including yourself was useless." granted Lonnie could have got the pokemon down himself but he really didn't care to. It wasn't his thing wasn't his vibe. "Oh wow well I'll take it back to the family considering your off putting," Lonnie commented and quickly took the cat, and began walking away. "Well if you need someone to give you talk therapy for your anger call me,"

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