Team DILF ( DOGS )

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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Lloyd Kvar
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October 24
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Raphael Pryde
Team DILF ( DOGS )
POSTED ON Aug 30, 2021 8:28:59 GMT
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"I think you and I both know he may as well be dead," Raph comments about the whole second child thing, wondering if the other man would just leave it at that or would be quick to try and throw blame. Seems like this might be a more depressing dinner. [break][break]

With the flap jacks ordered Pryde calls on another of his more trusted ghost Decidueye. With the use of U-TURN to flawlessly flip the pancakes. While the ribombee GATHERED HONEY to flavor the waffles. [break][break]

"As long as you find one within the same field it might be easier on you, its how my wife and I ended together," he comments about Theo's views of finding love difficult. The only thing that made it difficult was the childish antics of most being unable to face things head on.



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Team DOG Cookoff [break]
ROUND 11 [break]
U-TURN + HONEY GATHER



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Father Bill
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November 24
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Bill Anderson
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POSTED ON Aug 30, 2021 11:10:27 GMT
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Poipole used helping hand
skwovet used stuff cheeks
hawlucha used flying press

"I'm sorry to hear that, Lloyd. What did he do to earn such a cold shoulder?" Bill asked. He himself had three kids, though only one had taken after him, and only one had made him truly proud. They weren't the same child.

Poipole floated over to Theo, peeking over the man's shoulder and waiting to assist with the pancakes. Skwovet stuffed its cheeks with sweet, sweet honey collected by pride. The little rat wasn't looking to help, only for a quick meal! Hawlucha saw the little sweet thief and launched itself into the air, hurtling down to slam the rodent with a Flying Press that sprayed the honey from the Skwovet's cheeks all over the Combee Waffles. "All according to plan," Bill mused, pointing to where the exact scenario had been laid out, point by point, in their prep instructions.


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beck
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THEO BECKETT
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POSTED ON Aug 30, 2021 17:53:26 GMT
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[attr="class","beck"]raziel had done too much, but it's best to let pryde tell bill on his own.

the suggestion to try and find someone within the same field is appreciated, though, and theo makes sure to dip his head in response.

"i'll keep looking."

but he's in no particular rush, at least not in the same way his pokemon swarm over the orders.

barraskewda's FLIP TURN sets up the eevee pancakes just in time for toxicroak's FLATTER.

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Father Bill
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November 24
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Bill Anderson
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POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 0:25:21 GMT
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PoLitoed used bounce, bubble, bubblebeam
Musharna used psychic

Bill got to work on the next order. His little green Politoed completed most of the soda itself. Filling the glass with bubbling soda and bouncing it up and down to make it foam and jiggle.

His Musharna helped with the other half of the order, bringing all the ingredients together and mixing them with her psychic powers.


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Lloyd Kvar
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October 24
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Raphael Pryde
Team DILF ( DOGS )
POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 0:52:01 GMT
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"He left," Raphael comments as simple as that. Though with an organization like Team Rocket it has significant weight to it. That's all he decides to elaborate on that though. "I'm sure your kids have caused troubles of their own?" an attempt at a topic change. [break][break]

Meanwhile he is left wondering why a soda needs a pokemon to SING to it for it to help gather a bit of fizz. Because scientificaly that shouldn't work. [break][break]

While the Popplio does that, the ribombee helps season the cake with POLLEN PUFF.



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ROUND 12 [break]
U-TURN + HONEY GATHER



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beck
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POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 4:38:12 GMT
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[attr="class","beck"]"my kids are angels."

his tone isn't defensive nor is it accusatory; he simply states it plain and simple.

"oh. you mean bill's."

teehee. oopsies.

pokeballs flash open just in time to save the ribombee chocolate cake. they would've been lost without oranguru's INSTRUCT which guides hatterene to finish it off with a nice MAGIC POWDER that'll be sure to get people high.

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Lloyd Kvar
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Raphael Pryde
Team DILF ( DOGS )
POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 4:56:51 GMT
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"Really? I recall hearing word that your kids had a mouth on them, but its not like I've met them," he comments, there is not spite there just stating rumor that he's heard. As his focus was more on directing the next set of orders as it seems like unlike before his pokemon were highly needed this round. [break][break]

Jellecent stirs the water with WHIRLPOOL, while his Heatran uses LAVA PLUM to heat it up. Making sure to get the best of the water with mix with the Latte. Muxlax being their tester as her SWALLOWS a glup of the drink to test it out. It was good thankfully.[break][break]

For the Loco Moco Drifloon helps with the flames with her FLARE BOOST while Reuniclus uses DIZZY PUNCH to smash the BARRAGE of ingredients coming its way from exeggutor. [break][break]

At the woman who comes up and invites the team Pryde gives a friendly smile. "Why thank you"



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ROUND 13 [break]
WHIRLPOOL + LAVA PLUM + SWALLOWS [break]
DIZZY PUNCH + BARRAGE + FLARE BOOST



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Father Bill
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November 24
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Bill Anderson
Team DILF ( DOGS )
POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 5:03:15 GMT
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"Lars, my oldest, is a cheapskate," Bill said, shaking his head as he handed down the condemnation. "He lets his friends pay for everything. Being frugal is one thing, but when you have wealth like an Anderson does there's really no excuse aside from selfishness." 

"Claude reminds me of me at the same age. Hard drinking, obnoxious, and even has a cool motorcycle." Bill set to work putting away bowls and knives, clearing space for their final order. "Hopefully he'll mellow out a little."


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beck
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THEO BECKETT
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POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 5:16:31 GMT
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[attr="class","beck"]theo sighs.

"they do. not sure where they get it from."

certainly not him because he rarely swears, if ever.

at the mention of bill's kids, theo turns to look at him to ask:

"is that why the rangers are underfunded?"

porygon's TRACE sure seems to think so.

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Lloyd Kvar
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Raphael Pryde
Team DILF ( DOGS )
POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 5:20:29 GMT
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Raphael can't help but chuckle at the idea of the Head of the Rangers forcing his peers to buy their own things. All because they didn't want to fork over the money. Clearly some money management lessons needed to be had. "Sometimes you can teach kids so much, and watch as they trip and fall despite all your efforts to prevent it. Its a learning experience if nothing else for them."[break][break]

With all the ingredients of the current, there was a bit of an overpowering sweet smell to it all. Him not being a fan particularly made him light headed with it so he uses the Weezing for its NEUTRALIZING GAS to dull it's sent. [break][break]

Finally everything was over, and now all that was left was to clean up. "That was a workout"



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NEUTRALIZING GAS



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Father Bill
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November 24
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She's with Arceus now
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Bill Anderson
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POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 5:28:22 GMT
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Miltank used heal bell
slowking used curious medicine

"Yes," Bill said, confirming the poor management of the Rangers. "Some idiocy about not wanting to accept money. Either that or he's embezzling." He shrugged, setting to work on their final dish. "If only he could bring his force of will to financial matters, then he might be able to stop their decline. Do you two remember when there used to be a proper Ranger station in every route? Now they barely have satellite offices outside of the major cities."

Behind Bill, Miltank and Slowking worked on imbuing the final dish with sweet milk and dubious medicine. Their final customer was looking a bit under the weather and had paid extra for a 'healing' dish. They sent out the dessert and set about cleaning up. 
"Have you seen what he's paying the rangers these days?" he asked the others, as they washed up. "You might as well become a school teacher." 


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beck
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POSTED ON Aug 31, 2021 5:43:47 GMT
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[attr="class","beck"]"shame. i always liked the rangers. their uniforms a bit tacky, though."

not like theirs is any better.

"come on, rabbit, order's almost done."

at this, a pyukumuku slides up theo's back — has she been there the entire time?! — and PURIFIES their last dish before hatterene's HEALER and oranguru's TRICK ROOM sends it out.

"and we're done."

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