Cresting the summit of the small hill before him, Eddie’s cerulean eyes widened in wonder at the battlefield he stumbled upon. Standing with a slackened jaw beside his Electivire Joupie, the two gazed on in amazement watching the two Psychic Pokèmon assault the terrain with their telepathic abilities. It was like a scene ripped straight out of a movie as color energy beams and spheres canvassed the sky. His vision dazzled with each and every hue of color imaginable and an audible “Woooaahh…” left his parted lips.

Had it not been for Ed’s Thunderbolt Pokèmon zapping his rear-end with the tip of one of his jolting tails, the young agent may have been standing there surveying the action in front of him all damn day. Ed’s body instinctively jumped forward as an electric shock circulated throughout his large frame, causing the two thick tresses of hair hanging down across his forehead to stand straight up on end, pointing towards the sky.

“Yowch!!” Ed shouted, reaching behind him to quickly wipe away the smoke rising from the freshly burnt hole in his jeans. “Chill out, man… I know. I think that’s our partner there! We can’t let him have all the fun, right?”

Joupie matched his partner’s enthusiasm with a toothy grin that spread from ear to ear. Arcs of lightning buzzed about his personal space as each tail began vibrating with intense electrical energy. His ruby red eyes set themselves on a smaller pack of Pissimian and Primeape battling it out along the treeline directly north of Thomas’ position.

As the two swiftly made their trek into the frey, Edward cupped both of his hands around his mouth for a makeshift megaphone, hoping to project his loud voice up into the air towards the other trainer.

“HEEEEEEEYYY! MAKE SURE TO SAVE A LITTLE BIT OF ASS WHOOPIN’ FOR US! HAHAHA!”

Edward called out to Thomas as loudly as he could, even stopping to wave both of his hands in the air for some extra attention. Once he was sure the other trainer had responded or at least acknowledged his presence, Ed turned his focus back to the warring Pokèmon & Joupie.

“Alright buddy, let’s give these muscle heads a little shock of the power of ROCK!” Utilizing both of his hands, Ed made his best attempt at an air guitar, quickly fiddling his fingers as if he were strumming. As soon as Joupie was within his comfortable range, he turned his back on the Pissimian and Primeape, and he too began to imitate completely shredding it on a guitar solo. Meanwhile, his two tails flailed around erratically behind him, lashing out in every direction to deliver painful & powerful Thunderbolt-powered shocking whip strikes to whatever was in their vicinity, be it nature of Pokèmon.

“Oh yeah! You just got front row tickets to the most electrifying show this side of Hoenn! Bhweshishishishi!”

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Thomas Benoit





Joupie attacks the warring Pokèmon with a Thunderbolt-empowered tail strike!