Stealthy as a Sledgehammer

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Admin Fox
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Stealthy as a Sledgehammer
POSTED ON Aug 13, 2024 22:26:34 GMT
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They sit over a ridge overlooking the Ancient Tomb. Beneath the ridge is a slightly smaller ridge named Tangaroa, which Howard peered past as he inspected their original objective.

"Son of a bitch." Howard's lips pursed as he regarded the group of Pokemon Rangers poking around the ruin. "Of course they're there right now."

After Registeel's appearance in the deep desert, it doesn't surprise the archaeologist that the League decided to infringe upon its domicile in the hope of finding clues on the steel titan's whereabouts. It's a doomed venture, though. The titan has been gone for years since its activation and has not bothered to return home.

They inspect a skeleton. More importantly, they inspect Rocket's main supply of Dynite Ore.

"There's too many for us to deal with." Howard sucked his teeth. "I'm gonna call Sootopolis and get one of the Rocket Beasts down here. They can clean it up."

He flipped out his phone and started dialing.






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Tangaroa Emzar
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POSTED ON Aug 13, 2024 23:10:58 GMT
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Banished From Alola
Hunu hummed, whistling a tune to themselves as they kicked rocks across the route. The Alolan had always found himself in places where he didn't belong, purely for the adrenaline and the fun that came with the chaos he would bring. By some form of divine intervention, or even coincidence- the oversized Mercenary watched as League Affiliates poured into the plateau. 

A filthy grin, formed upon the man's lips as he watched the group set a permitter. He debated for a moment whether he should intervene, or join. What would be more fruitions, what would bring him more adrenaline? With that small moment of thinking, the trainer grinned slowly, as he violently pushed off the asphalt and directly toward the entrance.

"Hey! Stop right there!" A group of rangers called out, as a line of Geodude and Machoke had formed. With a click of his capsule, Hunu slammed the ball violently to the floor as it exploded into a burst of red and stars. A Pokemon had expanded, the size of a large palm tree, as it violently tilted forward. Attempting to crush the line, and form a swing of their body! 

"HAHAHA! WOO! DRAGIN' HAMMA!" Hunu burst out loudly, as he attempted to draw attention toward himself from the authorities.. he was a maniac. He wasn't here to save the day. He was here because he wanted to fight! 
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POSTED ON Aug 13, 2024 23:57:24 GMT
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And a fight he would receive. There was a dozen trainers for every Tangaroa. Fortunately, a Tangaroa was worth a hundred League foot soldiers.

Thus the mercenary laughed. As he did so, trainers fell by the droves. They fell and his Alolan Exeggcutor danced on their bodies. Howard, meanwhile, looked up from his phone with a mix of horror and outrage. The delicate operation was up in smoke, and a battle was on their hands.

Damn. He hated field work that required him to fight. That's why he had brought Tangaroa to begin with.

"Fuckin' muscled brute..." The muscled man reminded Howard of , Rocket's dog and sword. The issue was that Hitoshi had a sheath. He was a blade with finesse, wherein the Alolan acted as a sledgehammer. Still, he couldn't let the mercenary fall. "Alright, go!"

As a Machoke near the Alolan raised a fist to strike the man down with a Hammer Arm, the admin's Aerodactyl latched onto it and began tearing at it with Psychic Fangs.

It did not take long for the Machoke's movements to become twitches. Eventually, twitches became nothing.






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Tangaroa Emzar
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POSTED ON Aug 14, 2024 1:56:37 GMT
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The behemoth of a trainer couldn't help but admire his efforts with a twisted grin, his foul tongue half sticking out of his mouth as he basked himself in the adrenaline. This was his time to show off! However, with over-confidence came consequence, looking eye to eye with the Machoke with a raised arm.. he felt his heart bash against his ribs. Hammering, faster and faster like a piston.. was this fear? No, worse. Ecstasy! With raised arms, he was prepared for his bones to break until watching a savior in the skies. 

Hunu's eyes watched as the Machoke found its defeat, his head snapped back to see the Admin who had hired him. Waving both arms, as if he was trying to act like a beacon of attention. "Hey! Howwy! Come down 'ere, and 'elp! It'll be fun!" He boasted, before throwing a hand out toward his Dragon Type. "Let's bring in, the 'Erd!" Hunu yelled from across the plateau, as the stretched tree danced it's neck around violently.

Around the field, barriers of Reflect formed to block off the exit. As Hunu continued to cackle like the Hyena he was, raising his shoulder, he barreled his way closer toward the rangers. Was he trying to get arrested?! Kane continued to stomp and dance, before releasing an invisible wave of Extrasensory to wash over a few of the rangers. To deal a brain splitting migraine, preparing them to be shoulder charged unprompted by Hunu! Hoping to bounce their bodies off the asphalt like a bag of balls! 
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Admin Fox
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An observer of eons cannot feel the warmth of another.
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POSTED ON Aug 14, 2024 5:05:01 GMT
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Fun? Fuuuuuuuuck.

Howard hated fun. He had wanted to break rocks and extract Dynite Ore today, not shatter skulls.

"I'm coming!" The admin's Sygna Suit activated as the Reflects were triggered, creating a wall of light that split the mercenary from his employer. Howard tapped it, hissing in annoyance as he did so. Channeling his Aerodactyl's power, he flew over the walls of light. "Hunu, do not-"

Ranger bodies fell as the Alolan trampled them under his massive form. Every act that the Tangaroa took made the admin want to scream.

"This is your idea of fun? Seriously?" The admin ducked over a body thrown by Shirley, before kicking another Ranger in the shins with Strength. "Try not to kill the rangers. I hate writing coroner reports."

As the rangers fell, Shirley barreled into them with Iron Head.






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POSTED ON Aug 14, 2024 5:28:35 GMT
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Hunu cackled after having tackled the group of Rangers, taking this moment to himself the Polynesian tore off their already unbuttoned shirt. Both of his fists, slamming on his chest back and forth as he laughed happily. "What? This is fun! C'mon ladies! Hit me with your best shot!" Hunu grinned, before a sucker punch slammed into the Alolan's jaw from the side. Slightly staggered, the man felt his knees almost buckle before a follow up knee hit him in the temple. Falling to his fours, the man spat out a wad of red. The Mercenary watched as a boot came flying to his face, before catching it, picking himself up and using his free hand to grab the ankle of the Ranger. 

The Mercenary jumped forward, delivering a overhand to the ranger and wrestling them to the ground. The trainer grinned, as red painted his pearly whites. Mounting the attacker before he delivered his own retaliation to the middle aged man, until he stopped struggling. The man huffed, as he pulled himself to his feet. Dragging their oversized forearm across his nose, he wiped the dried blood from his nostrils and huffed. "Woo! Goon-gala and a half, don't ya reckon?" he screamed, before being met with a shoulder charge. Unlike Howard, he didn't have toys. But that's what made it fun!

Catching the smaller framed attacker, Hunu heaved slightly before swinging his body with the Ranger. Sending them into their dragon type, he began to fall over again in an attacking fashion! 
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Admin Fox
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POSTED ON Aug 14, 2024 7:51:38 GMT
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Instinctively, the archaeologist ducked as a ranger flew over his head. When he stood back up, another ranger barreled into him. The admin stumbled to his knees, before using his Sygna Suit to send the man flying towards the Exeggcutor, which battled him into the stratosphere.

Howard squinted as the ranger disappeared into the distance. He grimaced as the man thudded against the ground, unconscious.

"Fucking Hanu, I swear to Arceus above." Howard grunted as the last of the rangers fell. Soon, there was only one left. Hanu looked like he had lost a fight with a hurricane, but he was surrounded by fallen rangers. "Not bad."

If anything, Hanu's performance was impeccable.

"Last two." Howard took a deep breath as he fell in line with the collapsing Alolan. The man weighed a ton. "I'll take the left. You take the right."

The one on the right had a Golem. A fair fight for Hanu. the one on the left had a Pidgey.

A fair fight for Howard.

"GO!" The archaeologist lunged forward.






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POSTED ON Aug 14, 2024 8:14:39 GMT
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Hunu grunted a wad of red from his throat, using the blood that soaked between the crevices of his hand to slick his hand back. The Alolan hissed, as he licked a loose tooth in the back. Fixing in his pocket, the Mercenary fit in a guard of some sort over his teeth- plated gold. He believed this was the most ample time for him to wear his customary grills. Flashing a golden grin, the name "Hunu" flashed at the final group of rangers. Pulling himself in a straighter position, the trainer began to march forward with his Ace Pokemon waddling behind him. "Oi, Khane! Shcoot this pwick!" Hunu spat, the grills creating a speech impediment. 

The Alolan Exeggcutor continued to dance, swinging their hair and neck around. Seeds were fired from their body, more similar to eggs as they exploded upon contact with the rock type. Hunu burst into a sprint, similar to a rugby player as he kited around from the grass type assault bombarding the Golem. Using the smoke screen as a distraction, he prepared another tackle- picking up the unsuspecting man and piledriving him into the floor. The ranger's back bounced off the asphalt with a winded breath, Hunu holding the man's legs at his hips as he slammed blow after blow into the man. Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Hunu huffed, pushing the legs from his body and turning to Howard. A bloody grin, seeping through the grills. "Fhun, right?"
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Admin Fox
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POSTED ON Aug 14, 2024 18:58:37 GMT
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Of course the man had grills. Expensive ones, from the looks of things. He wondered how many skulls Hunu had cracked together to plunder enough gold for their forging. How many jobs had the Alolan taken to afford such a display of wealth? How many shallow graves had been dug for such opulence?

It was wealth with a purpose, but the extravagance made the archaeologist's stomach churn.

The ranger with the Pidgey fell quickly enough, the small bird hardly needing much of a tap to bring down. The ranger, meanwhile, had proven much more brazen. Until his confidence had been shaken by an Aerodactyl's open, snarling mouth. The roar that followed echoed off into infinity.

"Fun? You thought that was fun?" Howard turned to look around. Blood. Mangled Pokémon. Marred rangers. It was a bloodbath. There was so much that the archaeologist risked slipping in what remained of a Machoke's intestine. "When an entire platoon of rangers goes missing, Lilycove is gonna lock this place up."

The Ancient Tomb wouldn't have much to offer if the League turned it into the fortress. The archaeologist took a deep breath and sighed.

"We'll move fast. You good?"






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POSTED ON Aug 15, 2024 6:36:43 GMT
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Watching as both Golem and Pidgeot, succumbed to their wounds. Hunu pressed his wrist against a nostril, and blew violently. Like a high pressured hose, the man blew out streams of red with a groan. He swore he could see stars, he should probably consume more sugar and iron after this. Slapping his bare chest, the oversized man turned to look at Howard. Grinning through the blood, "I'm shartin to shink, you and I have diffrant formsh of fhun." The Alolan joked, as he laughed behind the gold grills. Even if Howard asked, Hunu couldn't give him a straight answer on how many jobs he took. Did you count how many times you were with a woman or took a shower?

Shaking their soaked hair, Hunu rolled his eyes as Howard began to explain the situation. Boring! He believed he could take on the league, mark his territory and make it sound like he was frying chicken. Still, he had to be a realest. Shaking his head side to side, the half naked trainer returned their Ace to their capsule. Clipping it to his belt, "Da fhuk, ish a Lilycove?" he asked, before waving dismissively to the Admin. "Doesh a Ursharing, shit in da woods?"
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POSTED ON Aug 16, 2024 2:57:19 GMT
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He had an Ursaluna that shat in the woods, but the admin didn't mention that. Hunu was almost as large as the massive bear, and Howard didn't like his Ursaluna's chances against the wall of flesh, meat, rage, and golden grills that the Alolan possessed.

"Yeah, my fun is smoking and drinking and watching basic cable. Yours is..." he gestured at the bloodstained field of corpses where the moans of the dying rang from the ground. They reminded Howard of the final moans that a dying old man offered up to the air before passing into dust. "...this."

Hunu was a bloodstained brute. Strong, though. Alolans really were something else.

"Lilycove is our port, somewhere over there." He gestured east. "I want to hustle before someone realizes you killed an entire platoon. Chop chop."

He started running towards the Ancient Tomb.



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POSTED ON Aug 16, 2024 3:28:06 GMT
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The Mercenary looked around his general area, almost as if he was admiring the work both he and Howard had got themselves into. The groans, and wet, viscous sounds every every step he took was.. great. He was quite proud of what he had achieved here, seeing it as a piece of art work as he shot another Sharpedo Grin towards the admin. "Hay now, I like that shtuff too.. but dis, ish more fhun" Hunu admitted, before listening more of what Howard had to say. The Alolan rolled his eyes at the man; "Yeah, yeah.. you knew what chu ashked for, when hirin'" Hunu huffed.

Before quickly following after Howard, the way he ran was similar to that of a tank. Every step rocking his top heavy physique side to side, as he began to laugh. "WE SHOULD GET FHOOD! ZEHAHAHAHA!"
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POSTED ON Aug 17, 2024 21:43:03 GMT
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