valerio’s umbrarium

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POSTED ON Jun 13, 2020 7:22:29 GMT
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[attr="class","displaytitle"]VALERIO’S UMBRARIUM


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Having elevated into the BEAST position, Valerio acquires himself a section of the Rocket HQ for the storage of his shadow pokemons. Most of them are feral and hostile, but their aggression are all contained by the umbrarium's boss: shadow togepi.[break][break]






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POSTED ON Jun 13, 2020 8:07:26 GMT
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Darty, who was more aggressive than usual, began outraging throughout Valerio’s room with DRAGON DARTS which the rocket had a hard time controlling.

“Hey, hey, hey! Watch out for that—” Another dart hit the LED lamp. “Darty, what’s the problem? Why are you so upset?”

He would have released Genesis or Naua if the dragon continued to rampage. The first two were companions the dragapult had so much respect for. The drampa and the kingdra could easily cancel his dragon tricks. Luckily, Darty finally listened to his trainer.

There was a splinter on its feet.
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POSTED ON Jun 14, 2020 20:09:02 GMT
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It was good that among all his dragons, Genesis shared his interests with video games. Bad news was, it was too ginormous to be even playing one. Oftentimes, the dragon would find himself sitting by Valerio’s roof, its head peeking inside the window to watch his owner gleefully use a six-shooter to finish his game of MK.

”Nice!” He exclaimed, the joy of defeating an online enemy was more than satisfying. He would put his hand mid-air, waiting for a high that would probably be missed especially since the drampa’s arms were short.
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POSTED ON Jun 15, 2020 17:31:46 GMT
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In another adventure of Valerio and his dragons and his love for video games, there was an attempt to teach his dracozolt how to play videogames. But the fossil pokémon, who was more bird than dragon, cannot fully comprehend the basics of this shooter video game.

“Character have hitboxes so you don’t have to be very accurate at where you’re shooting. You just need to hit them as much as you could.”

Shriek.

“Do you understand what I’m saying?”

Shriek.

“Are you just gonna answer me that?”

Shriek.

“Fuck this shit.”
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POSTED ON Sept 17, 2020 4:22:06 GMT
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“so tonight,” valerio looks down and puts eggnog from her carrier into the countertop. “you’re gonna help me make dinner.”

excitement can be heard from his voice and his whistling as he peels the vegetables and slices the meat for the curry. togepi watches him with curious eyes as she resigns herself to a dance. without knowing, the trainer cuts himself from chopping. “oh, shit.”

he rushes into the medicine cabinet to find an alcohol and gauze but when goes back to the pantry, the burning smell of cooking welcomes him as he struggle to save his food. but it can no longer be saved.

“man, we’re looking at a 100 dollar wasted dinner,” he looks at togepi who returns a curious gaze as valerio sighs and rewches for his pocket instead. “i guess we just have to order pizza. man, you’re so unlucky.”
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POSTED ON Sept 18, 2020 18:23:56 GMT
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man, it is indeed a bad idea to watch sad movies with sobble. valerio just realizes as he pulls out the last of the tissue roll from his dispenser to give to patrick, who has been flooding his lap with tears after bingewatching the last episode of ano hana.

“patrick,” he lifts it off in front of him as he gives a judging stare to a teary-eyed chameleon. “you should grow up already. you know it’s just an anime.”

patrick responds with even more crying as lincoln releases a fire blast flavored with irritation and exasperation, trying to sleep in the middle of the night.
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POSTED ON Sept 19, 2020 20:02:47 GMT
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who says it’s a bad idea to make an alolan exeggutor help in the kitchen? its long neck makes everything faster since it covers a lot of distance for a short period of time.

the problem is...

“no, no, no, no, stop! his hands move to push back the coconut-like faces of the exeggutor away from his boiling pot. “we’re still cooking, coat. you can’t eat that raw!”
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POSTED ON Sept 20, 2020 19:56:54 GMT
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valerio can already tell it's a bad idea to make dee and dum watch togepi on her sleep. the thing is, misfortune continues to linger around the egg pokémon that her trainer is starting to realize if the shadowfication is indeed a late success rather than a flop.

his guess is revealed in the morning when the dratinis' tails are coiled to one another, both baby dragons trying to slither away from each other as the togepi sounds asleep.
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POSTED ON Dec 3, 2020 19:24:06 GMT
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valerio's apartment is uncharacteristically quiet than it used to be. with a lot of his pokemons gone during the culling that is still a bit unexplainable, he settles on his bed quietly with togepi and sobble on his side. the redhead wonders if there's an afterlife for pokemons, will his be running happily with him eventually even after sacrificing them so they can survive?

“probably not.” he cuddles the two baby pokemons to sleep.
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POSTED ON Jan 26, 2021 21:19:36 GMT
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“What kind of diet do you usually take?”

As much as the question seems stupid when asked to a 13-feet legendary bat creature, he takes the time to consider what will he be feeding to Voldemort. He figures with the size of them, they will need a ton of food to be full. But then again, it seems like the Lunala has no stomach to digest anything they are taking. He scratches his head as the pokemon just snuggles to him despite its gigantic breadth.

EXHIBIT: POST #9
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POSTED ON Feb 6, 2021 9:54:52 GMT
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There is sadness with the way Valerio looks at jupiter. It was one of his newly acquired pokemon until the Blackout of Slateport, forcing the little swablu to evolve into the shadow altaria that it is today.

The avian dragon is not fond of human touch, but it still address his trainer everytime he goes to the Umbrarium.

“What'cha wanna eat?”

EXHIBIT: POST #10
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POSTED ON Feb 16, 2021 17:40:49 GMT
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The weirdest in the bunch is the darmanitan. The creature is always engulfed with a light similar to evolution whenever it changes to another form. It almost reminds him of a morpeko but it seems his shadow pokemon is more hostile than a hangry one.

“Can you please chill? I've got you some food!”

EXHIBIT: POST #11