he/she (genderfluid)
15
November 17
Driftveil City
questioning
trainer
civilian
i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.
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Cardamom Bliss
THE GREAT HOENN DILF OFF
POSTED ON Oct 12, 2021 17:15:14 GMT
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Never let it be said that Kenta Bliss wouldn't do anything for his kids. Which was why he'd ended up on this stage with all these other...well, he was pretty sure some of them were too young to actually be parents. Still, he shook his head when the mustache was offered to him, gesturing at the Walrein loafing beside him. "Hey, no need for that!" he said. "Borchev here's got enough mustache for both of us!" The Walrein tilted his head back and let out a low rumbling roar, showing off the full length of his tusks.[break][break]
"Hello everyone!" he called, waving. "You might already be familiar with the name Bliss from the Hoenn Star Tournament, maybe as a participant or because of our groovy snack stand. Well, I'm Cardamom Bliss' dad Kenta...or maybe you can call me Cardadad?" Cardamom, sitting somewhere in the audience, let out a mix of a squeal and a moan and buried her face in her hands, alongside a few other members of the audience. "What, too cheesy? Well, clearly you've never had one of our bakery's quiches. Now that's cheesy!" That got a bit more of a chuckle, although there were still some groans. "Aw, tough crowd," murmured Kenta, though loud enough for the microphone he was holding to pick up.[break][break]
"As for numbers...well, I'm certainly not picking seven, since it's a cannibal. You all know seven ate nine, right?" He shrugged when that got no reaction. "Yeah, yeah, I know, that's some low-hanging fruit. Well, I finally decided on the number 2, because after all, it's less than three, and when you write that out..." It took a moment as he stood there, before finally demonstrating what he meant and quickly holding up his fingers in a heart shape and lowering them.[break][break]
"Love you too, honey!" called a voice from the crowd, making the man blush. He'd done his best to play up the cheesiness, since that seemed to be what the crowd wanted. He'd even put together as stereotypical an outfit as he could, shorts, socks with sandals, and all. Cori'd even helped sew the Hawaiian shirt from the most garish pineapple-printed fabric she could find.[break][break]
Yet at the same time, he was still just the tiniest bit surprised and awkward at every bit of affection he showed or received here. His parents had never been affectionate when he was younger, slowly going from distant to outright neglectful. He still remembered the day, sitting in the park, when a girl with dark gold hair had sat down next to him on the swings and asked him his name. And now, here he was, with two beautiful children of his own, both smiling from down below despite the fact that he was embarrassing them at the same time.[break][break]
"And hey, I can bake! That makes me the best dad for spoiling my kids, right?" he added as a final finish. He heard a few "yeahs" from the crowd, in very familiar voices, and smiled.[break][break]
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[attr="class","ken5"]notes picked number 2, dad mustache, groovy, 3 dad jokes, dad outfit, bragging, reminiscing about his past |
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