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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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POSTED ON Jan 13, 2023 0:08:44 GMT
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earlier, when she'd stood in front of her closet mirror, half her wardrobe spilled over onto her bed, she hadn't considered this a possibility. an impossible fantasy, yes. of course. but half the fun of said fantasy was seeing yumi's expression curdle at her touch, nose crinkle in distaste, but here she is with her hypnotic indigo eyes, wanting. 

"nnn, who said anythin' 'bout leav - " but she's cut off with a tugging at her neck, yumi's saliva in her mouth. her lips part just as eagerly, drunken hum in her throat and hand gliding up, up, up. 

the question's a non-starter. she simpers and the bartender does a u-turn when he goes to bring them their drinks 'cause parker's hands go to yumi's hips. she bites her lip, squeezes, withdraws, and follows the viper to her nest. 
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Sugar and Spice [S/BAR]
POSTED ON Jan 10, 2023 2:45:19 GMT
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the tinkering laughter is music to parker's ears, s'long as it's attached to that pretty mouth. her own head's spinning, but her gaze is strong and steadied by that buoy, hypnotized by her pursed/parted/malleable lips. she imagines - no, not imagines. thinks she's imagining drawing her finger over them. 

hand half-halted in the air, thought unfinished (thankfully), and yumi says she likes her. and that she's funny.

"'m funny?" then she scrunches her nose.

"pfffffffffbbbbt, em fine." she belches, turns her head and blows it away, a sheepish blush crawling to her cheeks because that's no way to behave in front of the fox. 

"aw, best girl?" she says, shame evaporated. yumi's arm around her shoulder, she takes it as an invitation and leans in sideways, hand gliding from her own lap and onto the woman's bare knee. fingers toy with the hem of her skirt.

"'m glad yer not married."
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pedals to the metal [c/m]
POSTED ON Jan 10, 2023 2:34:40 GMT
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"it's so hot. hot 'n sexy 'n fuckin' fan-fuckin'-tastic," she roars as the engine comes to life. a tap on the gas revs it and parker feels it down her spine, sends shockwaves that make her knees twitch. her hips give a shimmy and the short victory dance saps the last of her energy. 

kelsier scrambles out of her beat-up swivel chair before she can smoosh him. her forearms rest on her thighs, back curled, and she dips her head down far enough to draw her fingers through her locks. 

when she comes back up, it's with a face of rapture - chin back, shoulder blades relaxed, lips slack. she exhales.

"and look, thanks to you, we got enough time to pass the fuck out 'til practice." a few hours of practice and then the race.

i'm comin' for you, sea witch.
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POSTED ON Jan 7, 2023 1:12:10 GMT
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yums? just goin' along like a wooloo?

"fuck naw!" she crows, tongue thick. finding the straw. the bartender steals a glance at them and parker waggles two fingers with her free hand. immediately gets distracted - enraptured - by yumi when she laps up the bait. 

"fuck 'em. yer dad." oh, oh, her head's feeling pretty spinny right now. rolling muscles, flexing forearms - they're meant to kick up her tolerance. but she's always been a little bitch when it comes to holding a liquor and the one, two, blam-o of an LIT does not help with her vertical alignment.

fire flashes behind her eyes at the question and she grows oddly silent for a couple of flashes, brows furrowing as she punches the feelings away. 

the toothy grin emerges again and she bats her lashes. "wish i hadn't fucked m' waitress at m'favorite burger joint. knew she was a clingy m'fucker." it stretches wider, dangerous: "'s a good four hours though."
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POSTED ON Jan 5, 2023 1:38:14 GMT
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she doesn't think with her head, her pa used to tell her. no, she thinks with her fists, always lettin' 'em fly two steps ahead of her brain. doesn't get her in trouble most days, 'cause she's always the one swinging harder and faster. but her guard's fucked and her tolerance is shit and the future is ruinous.

she belches and feels the hot sting of bile in the back of her throat, but she swallows that fast with a tucking of her chin and a rumbling laugh that shakes her shoulders. 

"someone tried tellin' you what to do?" parker says, brows arching with exaggerated incredulousness.

she licks her lips, shakes her head no, and tucks the straw back into her mouth. liquid courage - not that she needs it, really - helps keep her steady when she raises a hand to ghost it over yumi's own, fingertips tap-tapping on her naked skin where no ring sits. 

"i see it didn't work out that well, eh? he a jackass or d'you just, y'know, prefer a woman's touch." 
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pearl jam
POSTED ON Jan 4, 2023 3:23:56 GMT
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"i hear ya," parker says while amulius continues with his brutality, zoned in on his task and out from the rest of the world. the piglets squeal as their power is taken from them; most are silenced by the heavy thudding of the blaziken's footfalls, talons ripping through flesh. 

"so you're good at beating the shit outta pigs, eh?" she jokes, kicking it back while their two pokemon blow off some steam. 

parker makes a face. "i'm more of a piña colada gal myself. but y'ever been to 's place? his fuckin' fight club wannabe shitshow of a bar?" she laughs. "y'ever stop by, i'll getcha that bourbon."
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pedals to the metal [c/m]
POSTED ON Jan 4, 2023 3:17:08 GMT
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with another cup of coffee to hold nina over as well, parker gets them back to work. wolf works his ass off alongside them while kelsier shuffles close, occasionally falling asleep with mutable flames fanning warmth over them. once or twice they need help from their pokemon with some of the heavy lifting, but after hours of work, the car looks less like a sexy hunk of trash and more like a sexy hunk. 

the bruising under them is nothing compared to the giddy glow in her eyes as parker steps back and waves a hand to nina. she sets down her coffee mug on the workshop table, sloshing some of it onto the floor in her haste. 

parker grabs the keys from beside the mug and tosses them at nina. 

"alright. give 'er a go."
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POSTED ON Jan 4, 2023 3:12:28 GMT
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that wicked smile gives parker heart-eyes and she matches it with her own, but hers is wolfish in nature - toothy, rugged, and scrappy. she watches the bartender grab bottle after bottle of liquor from the well and parker says, "oh, i usually just call that a one of everythin'." 

she raises her glass, delighted that yumi is joining her on this downward spiral. before the drink reaches her lips, though, she pinches the lemon off and tosses it onto the table.

in a foolhardy inflation of ego, she sucks it half dry. it's a sweet burn going down and it makes her laugh just a little bit lighter. 

"s'you got a long list, huh? c'mon, at that point one more can't hurt."
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POSTED ON Dec 28, 2022 2:55:06 GMT
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"fuck me the fuck up then," parker says, mischievous grin lighting up her eyes. she doesn't care to comb through the fancy-ass bar's cocktail list. she doesn't care about sugar glass or egg foam or whatever weird shit they want to put in her drinks. she wants to drink it. she wants to get drunk.

that's as easy as it should be. 

she puffs out her chest. "it'll take a helluva lot o' drinkin' to get me on the floor, sweetheart, and by then i'd be draggin' ya down with me." 

she winks. 
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pedals to the metal [c/m]
POSTED ON Dec 28, 2022 2:46:08 GMT
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"i think it's charming," parker says with a snicker. she's shivering to the bone by the time they make it back, though luckily without incident. she thanks fate for the good fortune and breathes into too-cold fingers. 

wolf had dutifully taken a nap while they were away and he stirs sleepily. he takes his time getting to his feet, but hastens when he smells food. parker tosses him a couple of her fries and then breaks out the boxes, sliding nina hers. 

then she sweeps the plans off the desk and plops her food down, grabs a rogue pokeball with a flame etched into its side and releases it. at her order, the cyndaquil's back lights up with a low spark and helps warm her up. 

in the back corner of the room, she fiddles with an old keurig maker. has to press the top open a couple of times to get it to unlatch. "'kay. i'm makin' a brew 'cause i'm stayin' up. wolf can probably go snag you a blanket from somewhere. otherwise, you can learn how to put a car together tonight."
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POSTED ON Dec 23, 2022 20:45:52 GMT
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"literally," she agrees. she shoves a hand into the bag and snatches a couple of hot fries to scarf down before closing it back up - don't want it getting cold before they can really dig into it. her chewing slows when nina prods her and she chuckles before swallowing. 

"you caught that, eh? don't mind millie; she's all jealous looks and no bite. 'cept i think she stabbed someone once, but that's neither here nor there." she shrugs and shoots nina a wry smile. "she probs thinks you're my new beau."

parker snorts and picks up the pace. "fuck, it's cold. c'mon."
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POSTED ON Dec 22, 2022 0:01:19 GMT
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a cursory (generous) glance at yumi and it dawns on parker why it had been so difficult to spot her in the first place. unlike herself, yumi does not stand out. she's a pretty part of the place's fixture, all dolled up like the business professional she is. idly, parker wonders how many other people would drolly answer finance if she asked the cursory 'so what do you do?'

her thoughts are broken because yumi is leaning across the table and parker's eyes can't help but flicker down to the dress shirt as it folds and reveals a bit of skin. she lifts her chin, tilts it to the side, and offers a wry smile, waggling brow, as yumi fixes her up. 

"sounds fun?" she offers. 'doing' social media means nothing to her. parker will sometimes watch funny video compilations on her phone. or porn.

she makes a face at the offer of gin and then, with much bravado, informs yumi, "i like 'em sweet so hard pass on the gin. and hard pass on whatever you're drinking too." red wine, unless it's a port, is no bueno for parker jones.
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POSTED ON Dec 20, 2022 0:31:53 GMT
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parker doesn't do places like the nimbus. hell, her most frequented bar is 's, where she can knock out all her vices in one fell swoop: getting fucked up, fucking someone up, and just straight fucking. hell, the swankiest place she's probably been to is dav's and it's a godsdamned gentleman's club

and even though she still sticks out like a sore thumb, she tried. her fingers hook against her suspenders, mostly so she resists the urge to fiddle with her absolutely-not-straight tie any longer. 

blue eyes peer up from under a swath of pink hair as she scans the bar for her...not-date. when she finds her, she saunters up and slides suavely into place. at yumi's mention, she glances down at her hands - copper still stains her knuckles. 

"thanks. so what the fuck do you do?"
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POSTED ON Dec 20, 2022 0:21:18 GMT
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parker stares at her back as she politely holds the door out for her - first the interior garage door and then the shop's front. she draws her keys out and locks up, shoves her hands right back into her pockets as they walk because fuck if it isn't freezing. amulius would be a welcome companion right now, but she hasn't counted herself off the radar just yet. 

"ha-ha. well, just remember - us debt collectors always get our due." her tone has a teasing lilt to it. 

the walk is short and brisk. they shave off a couple of minutes just by proxy of parker freezing her ass off. once inside, she shivers into the warmth; one of the waitresses is already there holding her to-go back, smiling that sweet smile of hers. 

"thanks, mils," she says and fishes out her bills. millie looks at nina reproachfully, gaze sliding only when parker raises the money to her. they exchange goods and parker winks.

back outside, the smell makes her mouth water. she looks at the receipt and nods appreciatively. "nice. shoulda said something. their burgers are fuckin' fantastic." 
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POSTED ON Dec 20, 2022 0:12:34 GMT
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not a whole lot there in her peripherals once she's zoned in on a target. it's a good thing, though, that beating the shithead's face to a pulp doesn't take her very long. blood splatters her own face and she wipes it with an arm, flexes her swollen fingers. blood breaks behind her wrapped hands, mixing in a way that a doctor would probably call unsanitary

she snaps a finger, vaulting over the passed-out grunt. amulius disengages from one of the guard dogs and zips past her. the mightyena that it had been sparring with goes to leap after him, but remus blasts it with an aura sphere, giving both trainer and pokemon the cover they need to abide lex's orders. 

parker wheels around the side of the building and comes face to face with the muzzle of a glock. it's amulius that saves her - a swipe of his arm against the boss's makes the shot go wide. but still parker swears as her ears ring. something warm dribbles down her left ear. 

"you motherfucker," she snarls and leaps on top of him. 
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