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HAUNTING [dw]
POSTED ON Aug 13, 2022 1:30:09 GMT
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She called him a genius, and even though he knew he was-- Kepler was nothing if not a self-satisfied bastard-- he at least had the grace to color under the praise, tipping his head in a demure attempt of deflection. “Aw, shucks.”
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But when the praise came for Mercury, he full on blushed, for real. “He--,” Kep started, then broke off, trying to figure out what he was trying to say. It was a very specific thing, to be a Fire-type who managed well against Water-types; something practiced, something learned.
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One of his earliest bullies had a stupid Chewtle and they’d corner Kepler in the alley down the road from his apartment and blast him with ranged Water attacks until his lips turned blue and he was soaked down to his undies. That was when they were younger, before the merciless beatings.
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Merc had been a last-minute acquisition to defend against such things, in the future.
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“--has practice,” he finally said, pasting on a smile to try and cover up his little trauma faux pas. It became a genuine expression again, passing easily out of the capnographic valley of memory, as he turned to look out at the sunset.
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Merc power-spiked another Squirtle into the ground like a footballer celebrating a touchdown. The shell must’ve landed on a rock or something because it gave a mighty crack.
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“That’s fine. It isn’t important, anyhow.”
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Not yet, anyway.
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“We want to go to space, next.”



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Kep
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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 11, 2022 22:40:13 GMT
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He's reading a book on molecular physics and their practical applications, barely paying attention to what his Pokemon bring back.

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08August2022 obtained Mega Shard !
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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 9, 2022 3:02:19 GMT
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His Water-types seem to be having a good time wreaking havoc amongst the Clamperl population.

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processed shop
POSTED ON Aug 7, 2022 23:41:50 GMT
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PURCHASING/REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!


1X type 2 evo (50 PD)
gaia the torchic evolves to combusken !


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Cult Classic [M]
POSTED ON Aug 7, 2022 23:40:21 GMT
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Kepler paused. It had been so long since anyone had asked him if he was okay. Least of all immediately after being kidnapped and roughed up and almost sacrificed and roughed up some more and almost deveined.

He was touched. That was a weird feeling.

But was he okay?

“I’m still alive,” he said, as the roar of the unnmarked Rocket ‘copter hovered overhead.

He blinked.

“Same hat,” he said, by means of explanation, as the vehicle lowered down to scoop both of them up.


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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 7, 2022 13:40:10 GMT
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Late to the party, Kepler shows up in an Alolan shirt, shades, and swim trunks, though he doesn't plan on doing much swimming. He's gonna chill on Io and let Jupiter and Titan do most of the work.

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Kep
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Cult Classic [M]
POSTED ON Aug 7, 2022 13:29:47 GMT
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Kepler’s eyes flit back and forth between the gash in his wrist and the dead body of the cultist, pale face growing, somehow, paler.

Isaac was over his shoulder and saying something about calling in an evac team and Kepler heard but he didn’t really hear. He hadn’t been this jacked up in a while-- ever since probably seventh grade when the class bullies jumped him on the way home from school and put him in the hospital. Since then, he’d had rules of engagement-- mostly being, do not engage.

But then his rational mind began to take shape and he lifted the arm up and held it parallel to the ground and above his heart. He slipped out of one sleeve and began to wrap it tight around the slice. Apply pressure, and elevate. His face had turned into the stony mask of flippant intelligence he usually wore, an expression of boredom, cultivated in order to form distance.

He jumped-- literally jumped, startled-- when Isaac took his arm and began his own ministrations. Kepler’s heart did a funny thing and he had to look away.

“Thanks.”

At least he wasn’t going to die from blood loss-- and his radial and ulnar artery seemed okay, given that he wasn’t spurting blood like a fountain.

“You saved mine first,” he pointed out, finding the courage to look back at Isaac. “I’m Kepler.”

He watched with a stony silence as the Dhelmise lifted the proffered corpse aloft and tossed it at the cultist’s feet. He watched with stony silence as Gaia and Deimos returned to his side.

Oort, of course, had fainted, given that Destiny Bond was a river that flowed in two directions. Kepler took his arm gently back from Isaac and sloshed through the mud to pull the Wobbuffet back into its Pokeball. “That’ll do, pig.”

A beat of silence.

“Guess we go home, now.”


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MIDDLE
POSTED ON Aug 4, 2022 13:43:23 GMT
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He at least has the decency to blush, ducking his chin and grinning into the floor. “I see my reputation proceeds me,” he says, in the kind of confident voice that suggests he’s being a dick on purpose.

His approach pauses as the Octazooka and the resulting crash of gear causes him to wince, knocking the wind out of his sails and derailing any confident attempt at discussion he may have been able to conjure.

In the resulting silence, he looks up, eyes akin to a rabbit peering out of its bolthole.

”I’m fine,” he says, convincingly, ”how are you?”

Olympus accidentally drives a Chimecho, investigating with curiosity, into the ground with a heavy step. The stunned chime rolls along the slightly sloped cavern floor, bell first, to rest at Kepler’s feet. He zaps it with a Pokeball.


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sirens of slateport [m, o]
POSTED ON Jul 30, 2022 20:26:31 GMT
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Kepler stood on the precipice of the coast, boots on stone, shaking slightly in the sea wind. He was dressed all in black, with a hood pulled up over his head, his teal-dipped hair bundled back in a tight knot.

Below, the cliff face dropped away precipitously, jagged crests of lime and granite plunging downward to a mildly irate sea. Above, the stars were glittering lights, but a blanket of clouds was quickly being pulled to mask their glow.

Like a scythe, the land continued upward, narrowing along the curve out to the sharpest point. A short hop from there was a lighthouse, the Ampharos-powered beam spinning round and round to warn passing ships in the night of the closeness of the treacherous landmass. Back a bit from the shore, a well-trod path of crushed gravel, white-gray against the dark, natural landscape, wandered down to a League outpost near the coast. A team of Infiltrators would be waiting in the wings to break into it and strip it of supplies and information.

It was Kepler’s job to snuff the light. He was just one part of a very important mission, having drawn the short lot, like Hades.

Nervousness boiled his gut enough to match the churning nighttime ocean, pushed and pulled by an incoming storm front; it was an easy enough job, provided nothing went wrong. But the last time he’d been out on fieldwork he’d been captured and almost sacrified and then killed a guy.

Kepler was no bastion of mortal fortitude but murder was definitely not high on his list of desirous repeatable experiences.

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LIGHTS OUT (VV)
POSTED ON Jul 30, 2022 20:17:36 GMT
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taking as an open
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Daily Tinfoil Intake [DW]
POSTED ON Jul 30, 2022 20:02:30 GMT
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“Well, about as fun as doomsday prophecizing can be,” Kepler said, tone wry. He hummed a thoughtful note, lips pressed together, and after a beat added: “and being right about it.” Though there was always an enjoyment to be had in being correct-- something Kepler had come to know after a lifetime of being the most intelligent person in the room.
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But knowing your Q’s and P’s (Quantum Physics, for the regular folk) didn’t always make him the most worldly. Or cultured. Or polite or friendly. Science was a harsh mistress. She didn’t have a gentle touch. It took a special person to provide it. Someone like , liked wherever she went. Kepler was not Eva Morales, and he never would be.
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“Sure,” he allows, “a beacon. Or a transformative change that’s added a characteristic to our universe. Making it the Origin Point even though it was never intended to be. Or no longer needs to be.”
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He loves theories. They’re safe. Always correct unless proven incorrect, are theories.
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There’s an obscene kissing noise and a flurry of heart shapes pop up from behind a gravestone. A moment later and there’s the fleshy slap of someone’s face getting kicked in, and the gravestone shakes as a Jynx slams against it. She struggled to her-- her feet?--, using the headstone as a crutch like a drunk in a hallway, stumbling around it just in time for Mercury to deliver another crushing blow to her back, knocking her so hard onto her face she pushes up the sod. Kepler bounces a Pokeball off the back of her head.
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“The goal is to destroy us, of course,” Kepler says. “Or, not us, inherently, but, our universe. Which includes us, unfortunately.”


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They're a 10 but...
POSTED ON Jul 30, 2022 16:20:40 GMT
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HE'S A TEN

but let's be honest, he's, like, a four

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Cult Classic [M]
POSTED ON Jul 27, 2022 21:25:35 GMT
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Oort had a bruise beginning to sluice down the front of his teal, tear-drop shaped form-- but he didn’t let that stop him, firing off a crisp salute and a cheerful “WAAAAA-BUFFET!” Kepler and Isaac couldn’t understand him but what he was saying was get good, scrub.

“Yes!” Kepler cheered, punching both fists skyward, as Isaac pushed away from him, releasing the tension in his grip and in the air. Kep wanted to run forward and hug his Wobbuffet. But then all of Isaac’s team began attacking the downed Swampert, and doing so would have put him right in the line of fire.

Isaac’s team went to work handling the Mega Swampert. The Dhelmise dragged it, stunned, out of the water-- just in time for it to jump up and start fighting back. Kepler was so focused on this aspect of the altercation that he didn’t notice the Cultist leader tackling Isaac to the ground until it was too late, Isaac going down in a rush of air and fabric behind his back.

“No!” Kepler yelled, throwing himself forward, not thinking-- for once in his life, he wasn’t thinking. He was wet and bedraggled and tired and done, and he all but launched himself at the cultist’s wrist, hitting it with enough force to divert the downward stroke of the knife. Instead of stabbing Isaac, the Corsola shard raked a stinging line down the inside of Kepler’s wrist and forearm, opening a slice in the underside of the limb as he grappled for the weapon. The force of the thrust coupled with Kepler’s weight drove the shard down into the wet ground, Kepler coming face-to-face with the fractured Sharpedo mask and the anger of the eye behind it.

Then there was a sickening thud sound as Gaia Bounced off the back of the cultist leader’s head, sending him forward with enough force to crash his eye socket against the shard buried in the ground. It went straight through with a sound like a cracking egg, puncturing-- cornea, iris, pupil, lens, vitreous body, Kepler heard his anatomy and physiology teacher rattle off in his head-- and the cult leader spasmed once, twice, and fell still.

Kepler froze, hands up, blood streaming out of the long slice on his forearm, from wrist almost to elbow. He was suddenly very cold.

Meanwhile, back in Crazy Mega Swampert Land, Oort glowed faintly teal, little spirals of energy, like DNA, flying through the air and linking him to the Mega Swampert in a Destiny Bond. He then hobble-hopped closer to the thing, aiming to get in close, within the reach of its flailing body, in the hopes that, now that they were intrinsically linked, if Oort fainted, so too would the mega-evolved Pokemon.


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Campanology
POSTED ON Jul 27, 2022 14:43:17 GMT
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Kepler is gifting

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"Thanks for saving me."
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Ghost-Bass-ter [M/O]
POSTED ON Jul 27, 2022 14:37:50 GMT
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By the time Venus had toddled her way down to the Mimikyu, her steady, childlike steps echoing in Kepler’s ears as a reverb of his pulse, the thing had put itself back together and was sitting upright again. He swallowed, hoping beyond hope that this worked, because not only would they have to go back down and deal with that eldritch abomination if it didn’t, but he would also look like a maroon in front of this decidedly imbecile imbecile.

It wasn’t a fair assumption, of course. He didn’t really know Rico, but Kepler was smarter than, well, most everyone. It was just a fact of life-- and why he scored ‘highly toxic’ on most personality tests.

Venus played her part perfectly-- she was the nicest Pokemon on Kepler’s team, for numerous reasons. Namely, she wasn't intelligent enough to be mean. She extended her arm in a mechanical wave, crude three-fingered hand splaying and tick-tocking back and forth in greeting. She made no move to attack, instead nodding her assent at the Mimikyu’s assumption of friendliness. Her head went up and down with a grinding noise, stone moving against stone.

Yes! Friend!


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