raph, rafe
He/him
28
August 3
castelia, unova
Pansexual
meat shield
Vibe checker
-- and doom upon all the world,
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[attr="class","rapha"]Despite all evidence to the contrary, Raph had a widely varied skillset, and was good at many things. So when his fortunes at the poker table were dogshit, his size, strength, and fists usually made up for whatever shortcomings lady luck might right hook his way.
Maybe it spoke to the state of his standards that coming out of a long night several dollars, a bundle of assorted items, and one black-eye richer was considered a win in his book; maybe it was the punch to the head (slipped under his guard, made slippery by copious amount of cheap whiskey) that stopped him from taking stock of his small trove of treasures.
What he’d thought at first was a giant chocolate egg-- which should have struck him as odd, a grown ass man knee-deep in petty crime carrying around a seven pound chocolate egg in a very convincing shell, but, again, recent head trauma-- was revealed, in the light of a late afternoon and some embarrassingly many frustrating attempts at cracking, to be real.
There he was, in just his boxers, on his shitty mattress on the floor of his shitty one-bedroom apartment, hungover and aching, with a full-ass baby Pokemon nestled in the crook of his knee. So he did what any well-intentioned, single male with kind-of-a-little-bit-of a crush on someone did, whenever they found themselves suddenly beholden of something of certain value, but perhaps not inherently to themselves: he put a bow on it. An old shitty white one, from some old shitty Christmas white-elephant passed around at the bar.
And he got dressed and he invited himself over to Mint’s.
He was not a complete heathen. He stopped on the way to pick up a smattering of foodstuffs that could be fashioned into a decent, if rather rough, brunch; not a $60 dollar mimosa pitcher kind, but the kind he was familiar with from his youth, syrupy-sweet and carb-loaded and smacked together while bumping elbows and lovingly gruffing each other over a hot pan. The kind that gets into your bones and sticks to your ribs and makes you want to take a nap.
Rolling up to Mint’s apartment and returning the leer of the doorman with a smoke-filled grin of his own, he reshouldered his many grocery bags to free a hand to knock, hoping to god the boy was home, but preparing himself for the walk of shame should he not be.
Herbie looked up over the egg he held in his arms, serpent smile slightly sadistic, feeding off the anxiety Raph was trying to keep hidden.
“Yeah, yeah,” Raph growled under his breath, wishing for a cigarette, “shuddup.”
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