bash
he/they
twenty-seven
july 14
laverre, kalos
no
civillian
guess i didn't quite think it through
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bastion blythe
STEEL CHEF 2024 COOKING CONTEST
POSTED ON Jul 9, 2024 0:08:22 GMT
Striga doesn’t think it’s cool or neat that they’re in a cooking competition. Striga doesn’t think much of anything is cool. Her favorite food is raw meat. Bash ties his apron on and dries his palms on its rough, canvassy surface. He is beginning to regret putting ‘Paldea’ as his cuisine of choice. Like a schoolkid sitting down for an important test, he had the thought: I do… know how to do this, right? I’ve made food before. I can do this.The host calls out the starting region, kanto, and Bash flashes Striga a thumbs up. “OK, we can do this. I have kind of a big idea for this, so who knows how it’ll turn out, but if we can pull it off--,”Striga is not listening. Striga is clawing at a package of fish and tittering angrily because it is not presently in her beak. Bash swats her away and, after both human and owl re-wash their hands and talons (and beak), he unwraps the fish and sets it on the clean cutting board. “Okay, slice this up in, like--,” he cups his hands together, “...fish shape?” He’s forgotten the word. Striga seems to understand fish, though, because she begins to pare it down, while Bash gets to work seasoning his (pre-cooked, we ain’t got time for that!) sushi rice and slicing mango, He arranges everything on a huge rolling mat, then exhales evenly, and begins to roll it up. Wrapped in seaweed, it looks like a giant, green log, until he slices a piece off, revealing cubes of mango, dots of roe, rice, and slices of fish arranged in a Sandshrew’s face… or, at least, a vague estimation of sandshrew’s face. The mango gets the scaly texture pretty on point, he has to admit. “Tada! Giant Sandshrew sushi.” Served with eel sauce, for dip action. WTHncsRs round 1 dish: futomaki (giant) festival sushi. like those cookie dough logs with shapes in them, but not.
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