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i. journey [m]
POSTED ON Aug 5, 2021 8:45:17 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]"investigating. watch your step."

pointing to a bit of loose earth, lance steps over it, more careful in his approach these days after the incident. the injury, along with orders from the top, force him to be.

"you ever been up meteor falls? there's a waterfall up there that's apparently been running more dry than usual. guess it's up to us to find out why."

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POSTED ON Aug 5, 2021 8:41:20 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]the little rodent flashes his SUPER FANGS right before the rangers have a chance to leave; pearly-white fangs glisten under the sunlight. rotta ain't cute — he's deadly.

"well, you're in the right region for that."

hoenn needs all the help it can get; that much hasn't changed since he arrived a year ago.

"what would you be doing otherwise?"

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found footage [m]
POSTED ON Aug 5, 2021 8:38:22 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]"i think you'd probably die in the wilderness without me."

through no fault of her own, of course. people tend to underestimate the dangers of the wilderness; how one simple mistake, one wrong step, could end up being fatal. it's scary to think about but it's nothing he hasn't come across before.

besides, how scary could it be compared to invading aliens?

"i used to."

briefly, he thinks of sinnoh, but the thought is quickly buried.

"you?"

up ahead, spiritomb pulses a shade of green, signaling them towards it. lance calls out to the photographer behind them.

"jack; i think something cool's up ahead."

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POSTED ON Aug 5, 2021 8:24:31 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]just don't come to regret it.

"you got it."

why would he?

she handles the situation with grace and ease, apparently, and he doesn't have to do much else besides nod a few times. he approaches, standing over them as he watches her interact with the kids.

he soon lowers to the ground, careful as he sits next to the boy. along with the kids, he watches emi deal out the cards, mirroring the smirk on her face.

"ready as i'll ever be."

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POSTED ON Aug 4, 2021 16:24:59 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]quickly sliding a hand into his pocket, he calls out a rattata that looks smaller than the usual; perhaps the runt of the litter.

"i'm sure rotta will let us know once the tirtougas hatch. won't you, buddy?"

the little rodent perks his head up, cnofused for a moment, but nods all the same.

turning, lance brings a hand to vic's shoulder and leads them away from the beach.

before?

"yeah the leg didn't change much about the job."

that's a lie — it made things much harder at times.

"you sure being a ranger's the best thing for you? you seem restless; like you're ready to jump into action and danger."

lance could definitely relate, though he makes no hints towards it besides the smile.

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POSTED ON Aug 3, 2021 16:39:10 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]it would be around this time — lance narrows his eyes to peer further down the stretch of sand, looking for anything odd or different.

still, he finds nothing.

"i think there's a vending machine somewhere."

lance isn't made for waiting around either, but it's what the job requires at times. he slowly stands, careful to stretch his leg out properly before extending a hand over to vic.

"come on. i'm sure they'll be hatching by the time we get back."

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The Nanny Named Emi
POSTED ON Aug 3, 2021 16:33:47 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]you owe me.

"big time!"

a year ago, this would've been a piece of cake. he would've just had to run around with them, tire them out, and they'll pass out on their own. but he could barely keep up with a six-year old boy now; his injury more of a hindrance than he originally thought.

the boy tosses the vase up into the air. with both hands reaching out, lance manages to catch it in time before it smashes against the floor.

breathing a sigh of relief, he turns back to emi.

"an hour ago, and yes i fed them."

placing the vase down on a counter that he's sure is too tall for them to reach, he approaches emi.

"any ideas?"

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POSTED ON Aug 3, 2021 9:30:47 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]confusion tugs on his expression when she flicks his forehead. he raises a hand to rub at the sore spot but otherwise says nothing else about it, perhaps too caught off guard to find a reaction.

"i've met a few people in the military who were superstitious. thought you might be, too."

her question is met with a scoff.

"maybe a little."

not of the pokemon but of the spirits that linger. he's not superstitious, not by any means, but he'd be a fool not to entertain the unknown.

gesturing over his shoulder at the photographer who's busy gazing around in awe and amazement, he chuckles, shrugging a shoulder.

"dude seems fine, though."

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The Nanny Named Emi
POSTED ON Aug 3, 2021 9:30:12 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]lance has no problem with kids but these aren't kids: they're little devils.

"babysitting."

of all things.

"they won't listen to me because they know me but i'm hoping they'll listen to a stranger."

there's not much logic behind that reasoning but he's run out of options.

giving her a sheepish smile, he takes a step back and leaves the door open for her to enter should she wish to.

and then he's turning to run (more like limp) after one of the children.

"don't! put the vase down!"

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POSTED ON Aug 2, 2021 14:47:53 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]lance doesn't hear the buzzing of his phone over the chaos that swirls within the knight household. shit's a mess, to be honest, and he's exhausted just watching the devil children run around the living room.

he almost misses the knocking of the door. scrambling over, he pulls the door open.

"oh good you're here. i didn't think you'd show."

behind him, children scream and giggle, flooding the hallway with loud noises.

"i need your help."

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POSTED ON Aug 2, 2021 14:31:55 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]though not superstitious by any means, there is something naturally off about mount pyre that he can't quite place. it's eerie, cold, and it fills him with a sense of unease despite it not being his first time here.

a shiver runs down his spine at approaching footsteps. he exhales as he peers over to look at her.

"quite sure, kid."

his spiritomb leads in the near distance, leaving trails of purple and green behind for them to follow.

"why? not scared, are you?"

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POSTED ON Aug 1, 2021 16:22:35 GMT
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[attr="class","lance"]"your legs hurt yet?"

because his do. to be fair to lance, they've been sat here for almost two hours now, but such is the job at times.

he shifts on the ground, readjusting as both hands reach down to help extend his right leg out along the sand. he grunts, then sighs as he settles back down.

"i think they should be hatching soon."

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WAR OF THE WORLDS: METEOR FALLS WARFRONT
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2020 7:17:10 GMT
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will write post soon



- volcarona uses safeguard

- rolling to not be charmed

- flies to the generator, backing up kim cole pog

- attacking generator

- shedinja uses shadow claw on generator

- urshifu uses surging strikes on generator

- spiritomb uses dark pulse on generator

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WAR OF THE WORLDS: METEOR FALLS WARFRONT
POSTED ON Sept 18, 2020 9:02:22 GMT
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[attr="class","vollans"]what little amounts of LIFE DEW seeps into them before lance is off running to the west. the leaping croconaw is mostly ignored — instead used as a distraction as lance attempts to slip past the remaining group of megalopolans.

"on my way, cole."

backup will soon arrive for the councilman. lance runs, covered by urshifu's SURGING STRIKES, before leaping up on volcarona. they fly into the air, shedinja following, and head toward for the portal.

as they soar through the air, a DARK PULSE emanates from them, its source unknown, perhaps hidden somewhere. shedinja provides cover with CONFUSE RAY, targeting airborne enemies. volcarona's BUG BUZZ screeches across the battlefield, keeping the grounded megalopolans at bay. urshifu follows close behind on the ground.

soon, lance hopes to reach .

GexXuVe8


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- see visual guide.
- lance clears the remaining few megalopolans by the stairs.
- lance flies towards , heading to the portal.
- urshifu uses SURGING STRIKES on grounded megalopolans.
- spiritomb uses DARK PULSE on airborne enemies.
- shedinja uses CONFUSE RAY on airborne enemies.
- spiritomb uses BUG BUZZ on grounded megalopolans.
- we got this (?)

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