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POSTED ON Aug 9, 2020 3:55:05 GMT

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a little 𝐅 𝐀 𝐒 𝐓 𝐄 𝐑
if i was the
𝐒 𝐍 𝐎 𝐖 in the air ?

❆

MCLAREN MCFLURRY is a thirty-year-old rocket agent who, after recent events, was forced to forgo her morality in favor of slaughtering megalopans and people-rocket-doesn't-like. she specializes in ice-types and tanky pokemon. she also hates her job vehemently.

with a speech impediment, high amounts of insecurity, and socially unacceptable quirks, mcflurry is an annoyance to most. however, the fiore-originating woman is also a polyglot and was famous online for her prodigious piano skills and countless renditions of classical and modern songs alike. not that she'll ever mention that.

in all honest, if your character is patient or empathetic enough, they'll easily find mcflurry to be a kind individual who wants nothing more than to survive her own organization's orders. they'll also find a good friend in mcflurry who's willing to put aside her time to help people out.

however, most people lack the patience to deal with mcflurry. in which case, she's very much a sandbag for suffering and pain. ...the problem with that is that she definitely suffers 'quiet kid' syndrome. keep it subtle enough, and she'll be a groveling mess beholden to your cruelty. make it apparent, and she'll attempt to brutally murder you in broad daylight.

strangely enough, though, in matters unconcerned with plot, mcflurry is actually incredibly proficient at looking like a functioning adult. she pays her taxes, balances her checkbook, goes out drinking. she even knows how to maintain a healthy relationship and, in fact, has a very healthy sex life.

(keep her away from too much mega evolution, though. turns out, she's really susceptible to it. it's like crack cocaine to her.)

tl;dr:

PROS
- speaks multiple languages
- famous anonymous online pianist
- good friend
- experienced punching bag
- working adult
- fucks
- good gf

CONS
- nuremberg defense abuser
- bleeding heart
- bad at public speaking
- gets coked off mega energy
- pathetic and groveling
- really gullible
- prone to going ape shit if you push too hard

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POSTED ON Aug 9, 2020 3:32:03 GMT

Normal ain't normal,
𝐎 𝐑 𝐃 𝐈 𝐍 𝐀 𝐑 𝐘 is a luxury
If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

mail and stamps were, by a long shot, the easiest thing to steal in mcflurry's experience.

firstly because nobody ever checked the mail aisle, mostly because everyone did everything electronically. secondly because even if you did steal some mail, it's not like anybody cared. thirdly, it's -- it's paper, you know? paper is... so easy to steal.

so, keeping hidden from any of the cameras, lilycove department's mail section was very much ransacked smoothly. mcflurry was good at -- at stealing mail.

but those super potions in the sale bin next to the mail were also good. and, uh. considering her current losing streak in battle...

yeah, just slip those into her jacket... heh, she'll get her revenge on those youngsters soon enough...

(even if she, uh, did lose to them about a few months ago.)

and then mcflurry made eye contact with the saint of slateport, paused, and immediately booked it.

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POSTED ON Aug 9, 2020 3:20:28 GMT

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If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

mcflurry's just fully surrendered her fries at this point. her disappointment is immeasurable and her fries are ruined. well, at least she has her burger and her raspberry soda.

she puts her lips on the soda.

"y-yeah, i don't -- i don't know why they,"

SLURPSLURPSLURPSLURP.

"mcwanted... stuff from there."

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP.

aah.

however, she stops slurping obnoxiously when she hears the next bit of information -- before the topic switches gears without any warning. mcflurry's stumbling to respond.

"i, uh... i dunno why people would mcdo that if it weren't req -- oh! uh, um, it's -- it's mcplant cloak. where i lived, there wasn't -- wasn't actually enough mcsand or trash for the, for the other ones."

mcflurry's actually getting weirdly comfortable with this guy. he's the only one thus far that she'd -- she'd actually been able to hold a conversation with.

"if you -- if you want a mcsip, it's fine, there's, there's free mcrefills..."

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POSTED ON Aug 8, 2020 18:38:58 GMT

Normal ain't normal,
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If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

mcflurry sighed, letting out a whine of dismay. the zebstrika wasn't actually trying -- wasn't going fast enough. of course it wasn't, it just... it didn't like her! so of course it wasn't...

mcflurry dipped her head down, the shade of her hat covering her eyes. she could have, could have been in a... seashore house. or on a hammock, or, or, whatever it is other people did during summer vacation. but because of this rocket job, she had to do... races with a pokemon that didn't like her to pay her bills.

ugh, she didn't want to lose her job. she couldn't afford it. so she cupped her hands around her mouth, her eyebrows furling as she mustered up the loudest voice she could.

"astrape! use... use agility again! and, uh, try to dodge the tires!"

the zebstrika itself snorted, but it complied to the trainer's orders. leaning its head forward, the zebra's hooves zipped through the tires, albeit without as much vigor as the previous torchic.

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Britney Remix [BINGO/C]

POSTED ON Aug 8, 2020 18:31:34 GMT

Normal ain't normal,
𝐎 𝐑 𝐃 𝐈 𝐍 𝐀 𝐑 𝐘 is a luxury
If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

ah.

he's dense.

honestly, mcflurry hadn't expected this. well, she kind of had, since there were a lot of people like that in bars, but. still, he was pretty smooth with that first line, so -- probably because he wasn't actually trying.

still, mcflurry was kinda into, uh. beefcakes. even if they were kinda dumb. so she'd probably at least try to shoot her shot a few more times. if it didn't work, then, well. at least she could say she tried.

"it's, uh. it'll m... get you, y'know."

mcflurry would usually use body language at this point, but, uh. she wasn't sure if that would work at this rate. so, instead, she just leaned a shoulder onto the counter, trying to keep herself in the blonde's general line of sight.

the sight of him gagging on a margarita after trying to down it in one go was pretty funny, though. so, a little tipsy, mcflurry let out a laugh, humming before sipping the tasty salt-rimmed glass again.

"mmmhm. mcbarrels. ...yeah."

slurp.

"i like mc, margaritas, but you, ah, have to mcdrink them... er, slow. here, let me mc -- order you a nicer one."

after waving the bartender down, mcflurry proceeded to buy billi a screwdriver cocktail -- mostly oran juice with about an ounce of vodka. much more palatable for new drinkers.

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POSTED ON Aug 8, 2020 18:09:18 GMT

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Normal ain't normal,
𝐎 𝐑 𝐃 𝐈 𝐍 𝐀 𝐑 𝐘 is a luxury
If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

mcflurry takes a step back in fear as gavin keeps railing into her, switching into death threats and more. she's shrinking into her own body, naturally curling up under his words.

"p-please don't kill me..."

and then a caltrop full of SPIKES lodges itself into her shoulder, and a spray of blood splatters across the cave walls and likely on gavin.

the fear of death instilled in her and her heart going a thousand miles a minute, mcflurry goes woozy -- but finds the fortitude to release a poke ball on her waist before she faints, bleeding out, unconscious. the shock gets her.

ARCTOZOLT sees its trainer unconscious behind it -- the girl who'd been taking care of him since she'd been ten, the one who'd been tending to his abomination of an existence for twenty years. he smells blood. snorunt's crying, trying to cover her wound to help her.

arctozolt sees red, letting out a roar of anguish. it sounded like a wingull out of hell itself.

CHARGE.

CHARGE.

DISCHARGE.

suddenly, a gigantic wave of lightning and thunder erupts forward as the arctozolt blasts everything in front of it. the rockruff. the greninja's smoke screen, and the wall it ran up. the skarmory flying in behind gavin. gavin.

the skarmory itself crumples, falling unconscious mid-air and crashing to the ground in front of gavin -- before a stalactite dislodges from the cave ceiling and falls on its skull.

the discharge had rumbled across the entire cave system, even into the ceiling, and stalactites were beginning to dislodge themselves after hundreds, thousands of years, on the verge of crumbling and cascading and caving in rusturf tunnel.

the arctozolt roars again, tears flowing from its dopey eyes. it prepares yet another attack.

and the entire time, more pokemon are awakened -- more pokemon are now drawn to the fight, eager for dying prey.

Cillian Quinn ● HERE WE GO

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POSTED ON Aug 7, 2020 22:12:07 GMT

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Normal ain't normal,
𝐎 𝐑 𝐃 𝐈 𝐍 𝐀 𝐑 𝐘 is a luxury
If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

mcflurry could immediately sense when she'd messed up -- apparently, captain dross hadn't read too many at-sea romance novels where this sort of thign happened all the time.

aw, man. now it looked like she was flirting with -- with this person she'd just met. which wasn't a bad thing, but, uh, there was a time and place for everything, and... well. mcflurry would like to keep that to dating sites and hook-up scenes.

this was neither, so really, mcflurry just felt a small wave of shame rush over. her face grew hot, and now her sun-fried brain was imagining certains scenes between herself and captain dross here.

she should, uh. she should stop that. not only was it creepy, it was -- just -- no. stop that.

looking for any sort of distraction at all, the smaller woman licked her lips and diligently scoured the sea for the nearest feebas.

"s-sorry. i, uh. yeah. mcthought that was where... this was mc... going."

stop that. stop that!

"do you -- do you have pokemon? what mctypes of pokemon? i always, always mcfound it... cool that. you could, uh... mcstore them. in pcs. technology is mccredible."

absolute trainwreck, this.

(even worse was how mcflurry couldn't help but, uh. peek over at captain dross every once in a while.)

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POSTED ON Aug 7, 2020 19:49:38 GMT

Normal ain't normal,
𝐎 𝐑 𝐃 𝐈 𝐍 𝐀 𝐑 𝐘 is a luxury
If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

mcflurry shuts up when he tells her to, only listening somberly as he scolds her, her short stature slumping, eyes wandering literally elsewhere as a wave of guilt hits her hard, like a hydro pump crashing against a wall.

and then she nearly jumps as a numel cry erupts from right behind her, a poke ball swiped into her hand and chucked at the ground.

even as she's staggering, her snorunt leaps out of her arms and opens its huge mouth with a CRUNCH, biting down on the numel's nose.

as the numel flails about, its EARTH POWER quakes through the earth and causes mcflurry to lose even more footing from before, finally falling on her ass.

snorunt finishes off the numel with a BLIZZARD, freezing the fire-type solid as mcflurry scrambles to throw a poke ball at it from the ground.

however, it's at this moment that gavin delivers his ultimatum, even as mcflurry struggles to pick herself up from the ground.

"ow, ow, ow... i really don't know who you are, b-but, but i'm -- mcsorry..."

mcflurry finally gets her ass up, her face contorted with worry.

"i've been... doing the last few mcmissions successfully, i, i mcswear. p-please don't, please don't fire me o-or get me... get me mcfired..."

absolutely miserable.

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Team McMakyre on SPD [pkthn]

POSTED ON Aug 7, 2020 8:06:27 GMT

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If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

mcflurry just seemed nervous, holding the brim of her camo hat between her digits as she eyed the newly-lent zebstrika uneasily.

summer events were supposed to be fun, not -- not this. not being pulled into a race of sorts with -- with who she can only assume are bigger, more elite rockets. this just felt like adding insult to injury. not only were they forcing her to, to race horses when she didn't want to, but making her use a pokemon that... that didn't like her? it just felt wrong.

still, though, the nerves meant she was stuck in place for now. she'd just -- she'd just have to try her best. ugh, what was the zebstrika's name again?

"uh... as-astrape! mcuse, er, use agility! and jump those hurdles, y-yeah! mm..."

the hooved pokemon grunted in disdain, before focusing its attention on the task at hand. as speed rolled through its veins, astrape leapt over the hurdles -- and yet didn't seem to have the same passion and drive as she would with any other trainer.

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POSTED ON Aug 7, 2020 7:47:07 GMT

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POSTED ON Aug 7, 2020 7:43:24 GMT

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Normal ain't normal,
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If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

somehow, mcflurry almost digs out a glare from underneath her pallid skin and feeble soul. she narrows her eyes, frowns a little, but it's not quite a glare, not yet. she doesn't have the constitution for that sort of thing.

"you've... you've nearly mceaten all of them, mr. elijah."

with that, mcflurry briskly slides the entire box of fries to elijah, before sighing.

"w-well, i guess -- that makes sense, why -- why i didn't... mchear. about mcdress code. this is -- this is kind of embarrassing, huh?"

as she's talking, mcflurry's muffled by the hoodie falling over her uniform. the minute woman finally puts it on, her camo hat coming off her head (which, in itself, is an event as rare as a shiny pokemon).

"so, like, uh... i guess i should mcintroduce myself in the whole... mcrocket way. o-okay, i've only -- i've only ever done this once, and that was, uh, a long time ago... nevermind, i'll, i'll just start."

mcflurry sips her soda again, and judging by the silhouette on the cup, it looks to be about halfway. then she clears her throat.

"well, you mcknow my name, so there's that... currently, i was supposed to be on a mcmission to infiltrate the mcmuseum, but -- the timeframe ended before i could, uh, mcget there. so i guess i -- and you -- are, uh, on... mcstandby?"

she shrugs, apparently not sure of herself as to what's supposed to happen here.

"i mcspecialize in defensive pokemon -- well, uh, that's what my mcfile says. i mchave a wormadam and an arctozolt, and, uh, i don't -- i don't know what else to do in an mcorientation, sorry..."

mcflurry deflates slightly, shoulders drooping.

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Britney Remix [BINGO/C]

POSTED ON Aug 7, 2020 4:57:05 GMT

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If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

mcflurry wasn't -- wasn't sure what people usually did in bars. well, nowadays, at least.

back when she was younger, bars were sort of... well, hook-up places? in fiore, at least. just somewhere to find a date or a phone number or just dance around or on people. maybe take your shirt off. and other stuff off.

(it also happened to be that she got laid because of bar antics, but that's neither here nor there.)

but now she's thirty and not in fiore, and this bar just looks sort of... she really doesn't know how to explain it, even in her own head. just, not hook-up-y? more dancing-y. which, uh. she's not good at.

so she just quietly sipped her margarita, trying not to lick up the salt on the rim entirely. it -- it burned as it went down, and it did give her a little kick, but it wasn't -- wasn't anything to write home about.

but then the guy next to her ordered what she was ordering, and, uh, culturally, in fiore, that was -- that was sort of a pick-up line. well, in fall city, it was. she couldn't say the same about the rest of fiore, maybe.

"uh. hey. you sure you mc... want to start with a mcmargarita? might be a lil'... mm."

despite everything, mcflurry still had game. that much, she'd hold onto until she hit menopause.

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POSTED ON Aug 6, 2020 17:01:37 GMT

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Normal ain't normal,
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If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

claren flurry...?

oh! she gets it now! is that -- is that why a lot of people kept messing up her name? she never really understood why before, but now it -- it makes sense.

huh. she felt smart for once.

"n-no, my mcname is actually mclaren mcflurry. with the 'mc'. and, uh."

mclaren's face went sort of awkward, her eyes flickering literally anywhere else, her mouth going into a long and winding series of "uh", "um", and other stutters. she took another bite of her burger, though, and immediately regained motor control of her mouth.

"it's, it's not. a mcnervous tick. i -- i think it's a, a mcspeech, speech impediment but -- i never got -- got mcdiagnosed, diagnosed. with anything, and, uh..."

she fell silent again, before forcefully grabbing her raspberry soda and slurping on it. then she talked again.

"sorry, i just. wh-what are we mcundercov, undercover for, again? and why are..."

she trailed off, considering him. he seemed like a pretty capable person. like, really capable.

"why did you, uh, need to get to know me? sorry, mcnobody -- nobody at hq ever, uh, ever mctells me. anything."

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fr e sh a voca do [dw]

POSTED ON Aug 6, 2020 16:51:37 GMT

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If you wanna understand,
you stand 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

❧

the thirty-year old woman suddenly got her legs out of the water, jumping to her feet as a blastoise started eating the bread itself. well, a blastoise with a person on it.

startled, mcflurry had even grabbed for a poke ball, the red-and-white sphere still clenched in her hands as she stopped panicking. and -- oh, he greeted her.

"uh, h-hi?"

well, uh, people lounging on their -- on their pokemon wasn't... wasn't too crazy. it was a nice, a nice summer day and all.

but then a dewpider crawled out from a hole in the sand, skittering disgustingly towards the remaining bread in the water.

mcflurry fell into full panic mode again, dropping her entire avocado sandwich into the water. she chucked the poke ball at the dewpider, and --

all of a sudden, an arctozolt was sitting on the poor dewpider's body.

"bolt beak!"

the arctozolt, still confused, got off of the dewpider -- and then pecked it with a face full of lightning, barbecuing it rendering it more unconscious than before. somehow.

mcflurry made a pathetic noise. wow, she -- she really messed up that dewpider. she feels bad. it was -- it was even sizzling. might as well just... try to catch it to heal it and release it later.

the arachnid disappeared into the poke ball easily enough.

the arctozolt was still confused. why were they at a beach?

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