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January 22nd

Ballonea, Galar

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Ranger

Senior Ranger

5'11" / 180cm height

This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.

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Quit Monkeying Around (M)

POSTED ON Mar 27, 2023 22:42:20 GMT

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Normally, Pokemon habitual disputes are his speciality. He’s always diffusing a situation one way or another— be it Pokemon or people. However, seeing the two primate-like people feud like this leaves Lux in a state of shock. For one, there’s dozens of piles of berries squished into oblivion. He can’t even tell what kind of berries were there, just a pile of mush now. Second, everything is a mess.[break][break]
Did.. Did Pokemon have food fights?[break][break]
Lux looks toward his partner, still in shock.[break][break]
“How do you even stop something like this?”[break][break]
leyon cœur | MISSION.

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[attr="class","LDsubtxt"]Vouloir, c'est pouvoir
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POSTED ON Mar 27, 2023 23:05:56 GMT

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[attr="class","leytag"]Lux Defort

[attr="class","leymain"]said partner looks so unamused and sassy he could win a fucking award.

his eyebrows are flat, his eyebrow is twitching in annoyance. there's a hand on one hip, the hip that's poked out a bit, and his free foot is tapping impatiently. the grinds his teeth a few times, even telling himself not to because they were expensive to get so perfect.

how the hell should i know? is what he wants to say. but he can't say that. this is literally his job now.

"well, we can just battle them into obedience." violence as his first call to action isn't uncommon for leyon. "or we could ask kindly first, then battle them into obedience when they inevitably don't listen."

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Glass Heart

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POSTED ON Mar 27, 2023 23:21:17 GMT

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On one hand this just looks to be a petty dispute between two species and not a full blown territory war. However, it doesn’t make it any less troublesome to try and diffuse. Lux shrugs and crosses his arms.[break][break]
“I’d rather not get them all riled up, that’s a lot of angry Pokemon to try and fight at once.” Violence is out, for now. He thinks for a bit. “Let’s see.. Oh! I could have my Noctowl use Hypnosis.”[break][break]
He smiles as he reaches for his pokeball, only for his optimism to be smacked off his face, quite literally, by a stray berry. [break][break]
“...”[break][break]
Lux glares, and a good majority of them pause feeling the PRESSURE exerted from the annoyed ranger, only to continue their skirmish.[break][break]
~~Maybe violence is the answer.~~[break][break]
leyon cœur

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POSTED ON Mar 27, 2023 23:28:28 GMT

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[attr="class","leytag"]Lux Defort

[attr="class","leymain"]most kindhearted souls wouldn't laugh. they would give lux a pitying smile before offering to clean up his face of the berry. offer assistance, even.

leyon's not a kindhearted soul. he wants to be, but he's not inherently. which is why instead of immediately asking if lux is okay, he bursts into a fit of laughter that causes him to clasp both hands over his mouth to silence himself. or at least he would have, if a stray berry didn't end up lodged down his throat and cause him to gag and spit it back out.

"alright, which one of you fuckers was that?!"

he pulls a pokéball from his side, he's seething and the anger shows in the puffs that leave his ears. he tosses out his togekiss. his teeth are bared and he's ready for war.

"justice is served, bitches! air slash!"

at leyon's command, the togekiss gives a trill of sorts before thrusting air at the monkeys in the form of an air slash, delivering his trainer's revenge.

violence is the answer.

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Glass Heart

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POSTED ON Apr 3, 2023 18:18:42 GMT

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“Wait, hold on! Don’t—”[break][break]
And it’s pointless. [break][break]
Seeing the chaos unfold right before his eyes, Lux believes that he doesn’t get paid enough for this. Granted, they didn’t go into this profession solely for the glamor of the money, but this kindergarten squabble definitely felt above their pay-grade. Because it is.[break][break]
Angered and at his limit, he commands his Noctowl to fuel the AIR SLASH with one of his own, before attempting to send the toppled over Pokemon to sleep with HYPNOSIS. He wipes the fruit residue off his face, clearly irritated. [break][break]
“Next time tell me before you’re going to act?”[break][break]
leyon cœur

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POSTED ON Apr 5, 2023 18:32:56 GMT

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[attr="class","leytag"]Lux Defort

[attr="class","leymain"]the moment the noctowl uses hypnosis, leyon instructs his togekiss to let loose a yawn, which helps in putting the stupid apes to sleep. once they are snoozing, leyon's pulling shit out of his hair and scoffing in annoyance.

shit's not fuckin' cheap, gods.

his complaint is kept internal... in as much as he doesn't say it out loud, but it's written all over his scowling face.

lux' words travel in one ear and out the other. full sass, full bratty diva logic comes in swinging hard through his brain.

"yeah but did you die though?"

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