golden boy
cute
twenty-seven
september 23
slateport city
najwa
narcissist
who knows
let's come to terms- and embrace it. concur, admit, concede, and face it. i'm cute~
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kim cole-essam
REINSTATE
POSTED ON Aug 4, 2022 2:04:58 GMT
A dissonance of flowers- some picked with a well intentioned background to their meaning, and some picked simply on wonton by tiny hands clasping for whatever looked the prettiest- were carried in a recently dated newspaper by Kim, as he walks into the hospital room.
Closing the door behind him, Kim offers a smile, holding back the urge to burst out laughing at the first thing this mother fucker saying to him being “good to see you.”
Like how can he not comment on that? How can Kim Cole-Essam, the king of comedic timing, not comment on that? It’s near impossible. But, with as much willpower as he can conjure up, he holds back.
With a cool head, he lets out a sigh, setting the bouquet down on the nearest uninhibited surface.
“Nice to see you too, Ferny.”
After taking a moment to look around the little room, Kim begins to manifest his bit.
“Alright so here's the thing, I was gonna hire an exorcist to try and get your demons out of you so that you can heal faster, but I did some research into them and it turns out that they just say they’re exorcising but the shit they do is actually mad fucked up, like borderline torture methods, and so I figure maybe that’s not the best thing for you right now. So…”
As he pauses, Hoopa hoops in with a briefcase in hand, offering it over as a knight would his sword. After the brief intermission, the Hoopa proceeds to rummage through the fridge, stealing any snacks or unwanted food it can as Kim did his thing.
Upon opening the case Kim presented a variety of tools to the man: holy water in a spray bottle, a wooden stake, a flask of wine, a flat stone with the word “mew” carved into it, and a bluk berry.
“...I figured that I would just do it myself in a more humane way.”
Setting the briefcase down nearby the flowers, Kim pulls out the spray bottle and the flask of wine.
“Which do you think will work better, holy water or a little bit of Arceus’ blood?”
He asks, with a smile.
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