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Kelpie
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Snowbelle City
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Calpurnia Kubrick
Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Jun 25, 2023 4:50:47 GMT
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For scientists, her coworkers seemed oddly susceptible to folk and ghost tales. When she walked in each morning, a sense of unease underran the office. People whispered about ghosts and moaning. However, the stories sounded more like someone’s sordid quickie than anything paranormal. Then again, it was to be expected. She doubted half of her associates had gotten past first base.

While their puppy dog research struck Kelpie as adorable, significant others were rarely entranced by the effect of bacterium on Pokemon reproduction.

All the talk of specters made the night shift reluctant to venture to specific labs at night. This left her and her team with more to do in the morning. It led to shortened coffee breaks and a general increase in tension (certainly not the fun kind). After two weeks of this dysfunction, Calpurnia decided the time had arrived to end this nonsense.

As her partner turned the corner, they would fund Calpurnia sitting on a bench. One heeled boot was folded across the leg opposite with the other shoe perched delicately upon the floor. Freshly manicured hands flew across her laptop's keyboard. There was no sign she—or the Purugly in her lap—had noticed you.

“It is lovely to see some people can still read a clock.” The woman’s voice is like velvet, every word underpinned by a flirtatious tone.

Violet eyes lifted, a smile playing at her lips. “Tell me, love." Her voice was a tigress purr that walked a fine line between violence and pleasure. All soft-toe beans and jagged, sparkling fangs. “Do you believe in ghosts?”

The Purugly in her lap—bored by the very idea of existentialism—yawned.
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Andrew Fisher
Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Feb 3, 2024 19:11:47 GMT
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Andrew never really enjoyed venturing to the Rocket Submarine.

Andrew had gotten the call that their lab was haunted. Seeing as nobody had taken the job, Andrew reluctantly took it. He figured that someone who got iced was probably haunting the sub, if that's what it even was. They had been killing off a lot of deserters and defectors on the sub, from what he had heard.

The streamer was greeted by a purple-haired woman, barely older than he was. He eyed the woman, and the Purugly on her lap. "Uh, yes? I mean, haven't they been confirmed to exist?", he asked her.




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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
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Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
35 height
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Calpurnia Kubrick
Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Feb 21, 2024 13:28:14 GMT
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The woman heard Andrew before she saw him. This tin can was awfully noisy. Every step is accompanied by metallic echoes. Still, the audible warning gave her time to finish her text and send it on its way. Manicured nails slid from the top of her cat’s head to his chin. They scratched at them. “Do be a good boy, Purrseus.” She whispered to her companion. The feline merely turned his head to follow the streamer’s shadow. [break][break]

The cat’s nose wrinkles as if he’s smelled something foul. Almost as if he can sense useless manchild at a few hundred yards. Her hands slid upward to the cat’s ears “We cannot expect everyone to meet your standards.” When Andrew rounded the corner, Calpurnia turned away her bosom companion. With a gentle rap of nails on the chubby cat’s head, she rose to her feet. A heavy sigh followed as he gave a perfectly mundane answer to her teasing. It took the fun out of it.
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Taking a few steps forward, Calpurnia moves as if to offer him a hand. But her legs continue forward until they pop the younger man’s personal bubble. “And what is it you believe about them—” Those fingers move to walk up the front of his shirt. “Mister Fisher?” Bored of his mistress toying with her food, Purrseus jumps down from his perch. His springtail waves irritably behind him as he follows the smell of human fear deeper into the submarine’s belly.
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"Certainly not in getting enough sleep," The scientist quipped. "Just what keeps you up all night?"
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Not my best Kelpie post, but it's better to have one than to not.[break]




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Andrew Fisher
Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Mar 11, 2024 23:03:48 GMT
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As Andrew eyed the woman in front of him, he couldn't help but notice just how hot she was. Lustful thoughts filled his tiny mind. Despite this, he kept it to himself.

Maybe he'd ask her out later, he figured.

"Uh, that they're annoying? That they won't stop moaning all the time? Or that they play too many pranks?", Andrew answered boorishly.

"I uh- I work all day and all night.", Andrew answered. By working, he meant livestreaming, when he wasn't doing jobs for Rocket. "I need tho-that money! I need that money! To pay my bills. The internet bill, the electricity bill-", Andrew continued to ramble.

That was when he was interrupted by moaning coming from the lab.




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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
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Fill Me Up Buttercup
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Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Apr 14, 2024 3:18:55 GMT
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The woman sighed. “Mm?” What shallow, self-absorbed concerns. It certainly wasn’t a philosophy theorem. There was so much more to specters than frightening greedy CEOs. Their powers were fascinating, as were the implications of their existence. “I think the first one covers all that.” She enjoys needling this panda man. His reactions are so open, just as obvious as his eyes that kept flicking to her chest.

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A brow rose at his answer. It looked like this man had not slept in months. She looked aghast. “Do they really pay you lot so badly? Arceus.” Certainly, grunts did not deserve decent pay, but they should be paid somewhere above starvation. Poor little chickadee. The stammering continued. She wasn’t entirely sure he was telling the truth. If he worked all day and night, surely he’d have a nice little nest egg. At least enough for some under-eye concealer. "The sooner you get promoted, the sooner you can cease grunt work.”

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Judging by the snort from Purrseus, the cat believed it was just that. Or the man spent most of his time on some stupid inane thing that layabouts gravitated toward.

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Any further financial advice was stymied by the moans ahead. They didn’t sound frightening to her. But, to the little nerdy interns, those noises were as foreign as Kalosian. Calpurnia’s lips perked up.”It seems our ‘ghost’ is a naughty-waughty sort.” With a smirk, she strode toward the door and pushed it open. She couldn’t wait to see who was being lustful in the storage room.
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That sort of blackmail knowledge was quite useful.

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Not my best Kelpie post, but it's better to have one than to not.[break]




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Andrew Fisher
Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON May 9, 2024 23:24:01 GMT
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If the scientist knew anything about Andrew, she'd know just what a buffoon he was. How he barely scraped by with the simplest of jobs allotted to him by Rocket. Just how much debt he put himself in. How much of an ass he made of himself.

It was a miracle that he managed to keep his connections to Rocket on the down low. Especially with how many eyes were on him. How many people dedicated their lives to documenting and hyperanalyzing his every move.

"Would be nice to get a promotion.", Andrew remarked, snorting afterward.

Andrew followed the scientist into the lab. If he was able to get away with doing so, he'd attempt to check out her rear.

"So uh, how do we get rid of this cocksucker?", Andrew asked her.




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Kelpie
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Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON May 12, 2024 22:01:00 GMT
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Wise men said ignorance was bliss, and it certainly was in this case. Calpurnia knew next to nothing about this grunt that she couldn’t see. These things told her he was a tired man with the poise and grace of a Slakoth. Certainly not the makings of a superhero but far from a complete vagabond. Certainly, he was tired from something worthwhile.
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“It’s not terribly hard, love.” The scientist had gone from potential spy to beloved team member in under a year. Unfortunately, she did not think Andrew was skilled enough to use a few of her tactics. He did not exactly fit the look of a power bottom, and he didn’t strike her as particularly gifted in bureaucracy. So, that left him with more conventional missions. “Just keep that nose to the grind and make sure everyone sees it.” That last part caused a lot of workplace malcontent. Silly little worker bees tended to fade into the background, and the more incompetent blowhards jumped their ranks.
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Holding the door open—mostly to avoid hitting him with it—Calpurnia ducked inside first. The feeling of eyes on her rump made her smile. It was good to know momma still had it. That momentary pleasure vanishes in the wake of Andrew’s big mouth. “Well, we certainly shouldn’t announce our intentions.” The woman slammed the door behind her as they entered. A manicured hand skirted the walls in search of a light switch.
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The light is bathed in dim light. With the only entrance blocked, there was no way for this ‘ghost’ to escape. “Come out, come out, wherever you are.” Kelpie’s voice is a teasing, lyrical thing.

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Let's go Andrew.[break]




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Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Sept 30, 2024 10:33:55 GMT
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Even if Andrew's chances of getting a promotion were slim, at least he wasn't marked for execution, yet. Despite the threat of his trolls exposing him, or messing with his operations, Andrew managed to somehow avoid them in his Rocket operations.

"Right, though when they do see me, all they do is bitch about me.", Andrew complained.

Deservedly so, as the man was infamously incompetent. It was a miracle that he even got his operations done.

"I think our spooky friend already knows what's up, though.", Andrew remarked. "Isn't there some kind of ritual we perform, or some bullshit?", Andrew asked.

Just then, a box dropped, hitting the ground with a frightening thud. Andrew quickly reached for the nearest Pokeball, tossing it towards the source of the sound. A Pinsir emerged from the Pokeball.

"Oh fuck! I meant to use Queen!", Andrew blurted out.




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Kelpie
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Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Oct 14, 2024 23:47:06 GMT
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The woman sighs. “There is an old saying, love.” She is not certain how antiquated it actually is. Still, it seems a fine fit for the man in front of her. His voice is whining incarnate. “If you meet one jackass, they’re the problem. If everyone you meet is a jackass, you may be a Mudbray.” To be fair, it’d been an age since anyone bullied her. Calpurnia did not accept being treated that way. There was no one she wouldn’t step on to be on top of the heap.
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At his assertion, Calpurnia nods. She gestures her Purrugly forward with a sweep of her hand. “He certainly outstayed his welcome.” At the talk of a ritual, the scientist laughs. Certainly, there were some charlatan terrorists peddling in that nonsense. But she did not intend to be one of them. Rocket already paid enough incompetents. “I think we battle it back into the grave.” Caught off guard by the box, Calpurnia jumps.
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Purrseus’s hair stands on end. With a hiss, he launches himself at the shelf. His claws glow with dark energy as his Sucker Punch aims to crush their unseen visitor to a pulp. “And who is Queen?” She feels something crawl up her back, like long, crooked nails. It’s like being touched by a block of ice.
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Calpurnia whirls on Andrew with a rabid expression. “Don’t touch me, Fisher!”

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Let's go Andrew.[break]




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