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Under Arrest
POSTED ON Mar 29, 2024 6:30:37 GMT
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Andrew looked up to see a familiar face. It was that asshole Gym Leader, on some strange blue Pokemon. Was it like the red Pokemon he caught earlier? The one he got a lucky catch off on, while it slept.

"Holy fuck, your breath stinks!", Andrew remarked to the Suicune-like beast.

When he heard the charges, Andrew looked shocked, and infuriated.

"The fuck you talking about? I was just walking through the tunnels, for fuck's sake!", Andrew bellyached.

The Rangers began to hand Josh the equipment they confiscated off of Andrew. Pokeballs, the Rotom Phone, and any streaming equipment associated with the Rotom Phone.

"We also found this.", the Ranger mentioned, handing them the ball containing the Entei-like beast.

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Under Arrest
POSTED ON Mar 29, 2024 5:57:41 GMT
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By the time the Rangers arrived, Andrew's Metagross went down. All the man could do was hide, while the Ranger Team handled the remaining Paradox Pokemon. His Rotom Phone recorded the entire thing.

When the dust was settled, Andrew stepped out from his hiding place.

"Thank Arceus you guys are here!", Andrew exclaimed.

One of the Rangers grabbed the man, and began to restrain him. "Hey, what the fuck are yo- OW!", Andrew complained as he was being handcuffed by the Ranger.

Meanwhile, the Rotom phone began to blast anti-police songs, thanks to trolls sending in donations to have them play. That was, until someone bagged the Rotom Phone, ending the stream of trolls, and cutting off the feed.

"The fuck did I do!?", Andrew asked.

"Sit down. We'll sort you out soon!", the Ranger told Andrew.

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BROKEN BEAKERS & BAD BOYS
POSTED ON Mar 29, 2024 3:26:20 GMT
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For all of Andrew's failings in life, his ability to wield a gun was surprisingly not one of them. Despite how long it had been since he did that video with the former friend, he still handled the gun properly, inspecting it before holstering the thing.

"Hello!", Andrew greets the Ursaluna, surprised by the Peat Bear. He'd never seen an Ursaluna in person.

Andrew sent out his Charizard. The streamer climbed onto the back of the beast. "I'm so fuckin' ready!", Andrew exclaimed, before pulling down the beanie over his face fully, revealing it to have had holes cut out in the eyes, making it an improvised ski mask.

Andrew followed the man's lead into the camp, ready to cause some carnage with the mercenary.

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Downer Detention
POSTED ON Mar 28, 2024 2:22:48 GMT
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Andrew was caught off guard by the woman's gesture. Between being in a League uniform, and being bound with zipties, the attention from the scientist had him flustered. Though he tried to put on an about face, someone like Kelpie could clearly see that she had him in her snare.

As the others rummaged through for their belongings, Andrew could only hope they didn't steal any of his stuff.

"W-whatever you need, mo-ma'am!", Andrew stammered.

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PP2: LATIAS
POSTED ON Mar 28, 2024 1:07:47 GMT
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As Andrew attempted to hurriedly cross one of the bridges, he felt it begin to buckle and snap. Quickly, the streamer sent out Screech, his Archeops.

"Fuck!", Andrew yelped, as the bridge finally collapsed right out from under him.

Screech flew down to grab his master, just barely grabbing the manchild by his shirt, before he could hit the rocks. The ancient bird then flew back up to land, with Andrew clutching at its ankles.

"Thanks, Screech!"




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POISON PATROL: RABSCA
POSTED ON Mar 28, 2024 0:24:04 GMT
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"Yo, that's fucked up!", Andrew remarked, seeing the state of the Rabsca.

As the duo tried to approach, they got slowed down by Speed Swap. "What the fuck!?", Andrew exclaimed.

"Yo, Screech, don't let these fuckers slow you down, Agility!", Andrew ordered.

The Archeops began to build up speed again, finally gaining some momentum, as he rushed towards the Rabsca, to sever the Toxic Chains. Once he could get in close, he'd attempt to sever the chain with Dragon Claw.




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notes: -Speed Boosting Move
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BROKEN BEAKERS & BAD BOYS
POSTED ON Mar 27, 2024 4:39:49 GMT
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It wasn't that Andrew was trying to save himself, when he took hostages. No, that whole scenario was a distraction, in order to steal documents from the Secret Base Guild in Fortree. Though he did have the misfortune of dealing with at the time.

"I'll stick with Mr. Blue, then. At least I'm not Mr. Pink!", Andrew remarked, with his usual Seel-like laugh.

"I'm Unovan, what do you think?", Andrew asked the man, followed up with his trademark snort. For one video at a firing range, never at any person, however.

Andrew finished attaching his belt of Pokeballs, after having fished it from the bag containing the gear retrieved from League lockup. "I got a Nidoking, a Nidoqueen, Pinsir, Metagross, Charizard, and an Archeops.", Andrew told the mercenary captain.

Andrew then noticed a coin on the ground. "Oh shit!", Andrew exclaimed, picking up the Gimmeghoul Coin.

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Downer Detention
POSTED ON Mar 25, 2024 23:25:52 GMT
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For a moment, Andrew was dumbstruck. All he could do was wait for Kelpie to return. Finally, she tossed him a pile of clothes, a League uniform.

Andrew did as she instructed, putting on the outfit she gave him. He just hoped she could get his clothes from lockup, alongside his Pokemon and streaming gear.

After putting on the zipties, using his teeth to secure them in place, Andrew looked at the others. The vote his split, earning a groan from the streamer.

"Fuck it, let's do this violently. Make the cocksuckers pay for this shit!", Andrew decided, his bloodlust taking hold.

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Creating Content
POSTED ON Mar 23, 2024 23:16:19 GMT
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It was another lonely night in Andrew's Rustboro apartment. Inside of his 'office', which was more like a man cave, lined with the boxes of various video games, as well as action figures and posters, Andrew was playing Pokken Tournament 7.

"Look, I can't block!", Andrew bellyached, as his Quaquaval was being juggled by the opposite player, who was using Tinkatuff. "I'm fuckin' pressing buttons here!"

As the Pikachu Libre activated its Burst Attack, Andrew proceeded to retreat to the dashboard, while it played out. For a moment, he hovered over the button to close out the game, but relented. Instead, he cut the game back on right after the Burst Attack knocked him out.

"You see that shit!? Fuckin' scrub ass character!", Andrew exclaimed to the chat. "Let's see you try that shit in Pokken Tournament 4, you fuckin' pussy!", Andrew spat.

After blocking the opposite player, Andrew went back to the queue for his next match.

"Now who the fuck is this?", Andrew asked, as his next opponent was loading.




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Why am I Poisoned? (Mission)
POSTED ON Mar 23, 2024 20:27:12 GMT
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Andrew arrived at the Slateport Warehouse District. One warehouse was infested with Poison Tera Shards, which had seeped in through a Tera Tunnel which was discovered underneath the Warehouse.

Normally, they'd be content with leaving this to the League. But seeing as the Warehouse was one of their many fronts, they had to act, before it got the League's attention.

Donning a gas mask, Andrew ventured into the Warehouse, without waiting for his partner. "Arceus, imagine the smell!", Andrew remarked, looking around to see the state of the warehouse. A purple haze of toxic fumes, with Muk, Weezing, and other Poison-types loitering around the place.




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POISON PATROL: ARBOK (ROCKET ONLY)
POSTED ON Mar 23, 2024 2:27:52 GMT
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An Arbok lunged towards Andrew. The livestreamer quickly stumbled back, narrowly avoiding being swallowed by the serpent.

"Holy shit!", Andrew exclaimed, as he sent out his Metagross.

The Metagross repelled the Arbok with a Zen Headbutt. The Arbok flinched from the attack, giving breathing room to Andrew.




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notes: Zen Headbutt used (flinching)

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PRISMATIC PENITENTIARY SIGN-UPS
POSTED ON Mar 22, 2024 5:59:48 GMT
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PRISMATIC PENITENTIARY[break]SIGN-UPS


LOCK IN



CHARACTER: [break]
WHICH WARD?: Dummy Ward[break]
PREFERRED CELLMATE(S): I'll take anyone[break]
PKMN TEAM (6 MAX): See below[break]
WHY WAS YOUR CHARACTER SORTED INTO THEIR WARD? (OPTIONAL): Andrew is a colossal dumbass, and a notorious one at that. His stupidity is well documented across the internet, and anyone who interacts with, or even observes him for a moment, will see that clear as day