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POSTED ON Sept 7, 2020 8:43:47 GMT

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Buying two Type 3 Evolutions, for Nidorino and Nidorina, both being discounted via Toxic Takeover event.

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POSTED ON Sept 7, 2020 8:30:59 GMT

Thankfully, his partner's intervention seems to turn the tides of the battle in favor of them. The boys suddenly stop laughing as the woman's Gengar emerges from the shadows, to take on the Mudkip and Charmander duo. With the two of them distracted, King and Queen see an opportunity to help the Gengar finish them off. Their trainer, despite being the idiot he is, also sees it, and gives them the go ahead to attack.

"Poison Sting those fuckers!", calls out the King.

The two Poison-types fire off poisonous needles from the barbs in their foreheads, directed at the Charmander and Mudkip duo. However, as the two Pokemon attempt to fruitlessly retaliate against the ghost that appeared from behind, the attacks of the Nido duo miss. Instead, the barbs poke into the two children, who immediately feel the effects of the potent poison. The duo fall to the ground, groaning and writhing in pain, clearly sick from the poison they were exposed to. The two Pokemon, now further distracted, and without anyone to give orders to them, were ripe to be finished off by the Gengar.

Given the fact that it was a freak accident, the normal thing to do would be to try to help them, to try to give them something to ease the poison. Instead, Andrew, being who he is, sees the two boys writhing and sick, lights up. "That's what you get! That's what you fucking get, bitch!", the streamer gloats, pointing down at the two young men.

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tags: Erin Caulfield
notes: For the "poisoning" endeavor

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Pressing Buttons! (Mission)

POSTED ON Sept 7, 2020 8:19:25 GMT

A massive horde of Pikachu were blocking off Route 111, specifically the area where the mountains bottleneck the route, leaving no effective way to get by on foot. Any attempt at using a Ground-type would have the Pikachu respond by beating them down with Iron Tail. Otherwise, it was an invitation to get electrocuted by the invasive little pests.

Now, this was a great opportunity for Team Rocket, as it meant that if operatives could capture a horde of them, then they'd get free power. It was no secret that a Pikachu farm made for an excellent way to maintain power. Especially if they pulled another Slateport Invasion, and effectively pulled the plug on an area. Still, even if not for that use, just having off the grid power for their hideout was a boon.

The bad news was that for this particular operation, Andrew Fisher, 'The King', known by his handle DarkWingsGod, was involved. Online, the man was known primarily for being an incompetent buffoon who screwed up everything he did, while taking zero responsibility for it. He thought himself a professional, and had an ego to match, but none of the skill. His fame online was more like people rolling by a horrific car crash, unable to look away from the spectacle.

As Andrew waited for his partner, he continued to play his gacha game. This was where the money he claimed was going to debts and taxes was really going. If he had actually used that money to pay off his debts, then he wouldn't be here. But alas, the manchild would never learn.

tags: Cillian Quinn
notes: tl;dr

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POSTED ON Sept 7, 2020 8:08:07 GMT

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Why am I Toxic!? (Mission/Open)

POSTED ON Sept 5, 2020 21:30:18 GMT

"What the fuck!?", Andrew called out in surprise, turning around to see a pink-haired woman in a face mask, accompanied by a Galarian Ponyta. But before he could comment, he would slip in a puddle, falling onto his back. "Oh fuck!", he exclaimed. Thankfully, the fall didn't hurt him too badly. "You see that bullshit! That totally wasn't my fault! I was walking carefully. They should really maintain their shit!", he complained. Again, the manchild refused to take responsibility for not looking where he was going.

"Uh, yeah?", he replied to her. Even if he was a moron, he wasn't going to flat out ask her if she was Team Rocket. If he asked the wrong person, he knew he was in some deep shit. Even he had just enough sense not to spill the beans on the fact that Rocket was acting in the shadows. "I was thinking of, you know, relocating them to a home that doesn't fuck things up for everyone.", he continued, with a snort.

"Wait a minute, what the fuck!? Aren't you Eevee, the streamer? What are you doing in this dump!?", he'd ask, genuinely surprised someone like her was down here.

tags: Evelyn Vespera
notes: tl;dr

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POSTED ON Sept 4, 2020 21:17:55 GMT

At this point, Andrew barely acknowledges the presence of Erin. The kids, who are detracting him, need to be taught a lesson. Andrew sends out his Nidorino and Nidorina duo. "I'm gonna kick your asses!", Andrew calls out to them. In turn, the two boys send out their Pokemon, a Mudkip and a Charmander, respectively.

"King, Queen, Toxic Spikes!", called out the streamer.

The Nidorino and Nidorina duo would both fire off a layer of Toxic Spikes each, saturating the field in the contaminated debris.

"Kipper, Mud Slap!", the first boy called out. "Char, use Dragon Rage!", called out the second boy.

The Mudkip would fire off a glob of mud at the Nidorino, striking it, and causing the mud to get in its eye. Meanwhile, the orb of draconian energy fired from the maw of the Charmander would strike the Nidorina.

"You fucking scrubs, this is gonna be easy!", proclaimed the streamer. "Alright King, Poison Jab! Queen, use Crunch!", called out the man.

The Nidorino would attempt to charge the Mudkip, horn dripping in venom. However, thanks to having been blinded by the Mud Slap earlier, he completely whiffed the attack, causing both boys to laugh. Meanwhile, the Charmander would see the Nidorina coming, and simply sidestep the oncoming Crunch.

"What the!?", the man exclaimed, managing to overcome the laughter of the two boys. "I'm issuing commands!", he complained. "There's nothing I can do!"

Was this the distraction Erin needed, or did he just make things worse, by getting them to draw their Pokemon.

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tags: Erin Caulfield
notes: Witness the power!

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Why am I Toxic!? (Mission/Open)

POSTED ON Sept 3, 2020 15:55:14 GMT

Andrew had been given another job by Rocket. Unlike the last job, where it was simply robbing two "stupid" kids of their Pokemon, this would deal with wild Pokemon. With Poison-types taking refuge in the sewer systems of Slateport, and clogging things up in the process, Rocket felt that it was due time for some "community service", in the form of giving some of these Poison-types a home, and a purpose.

As Andrew descended down the ladder, his sneaker would slip off the rung, causing him to immediately slip. He wasn't able to hang on long enough before falling to the ground. Thankfully, he was close to the bottom, thus giving him scrapes and bruises at the worst. "These motherfuckers really need to maintain their ladders!", Andrew called out to nobody in particular, refusing to take responsibility for his poor form in his descent.

Having dusted himself off, Andrew would make his way through the sewers, attempting to locate the nest. "It was really fucking stupid of them not to give me a damn map, or something!", Andrew griped, obviously denying the fact that his superiors offered him a map, but he blatantly ignored it in favor of playing his gacha game. After all, nothing was ever his fault, or so he thought.

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SWEEP THE SEWERS (TT)

POSTED ON Sept 3, 2020 15:45:06 GMT

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POSTED ON Aug 31, 2020 18:13:43 GMT

The new Rocket operative would find his game being overtaken by a map screen. But rather than listen to his more experienced cohort walk him through what was going on, he just gave her a dirty look. "What the hell was that!? I was in the middle of something!", he called out to her. He attempts to switch back to his gacha game, only to find he's unable to get out of the map screen. "I'm pressing buttons!", he calls out, as he continues to fruitlessly try to get back to my game.

"This phone sucks!", the streamer shouted, almost throwing it to the ground, before being stopped.

"Yo, old man, get out of the way!", a kid called out. Their marks had arrived.

"Who the hell you calling an old man, you annoying fucking brat! I should pimp slap the shit out of you right now!", the streamer yelled. Despite his threats, the two kids just laughed at him.

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notes: The marks have arrived! Also, Andrew's an idiot lol

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POSTED ON Aug 31, 2020 0:58:00 GMT

The time had finally come to begin paying off his debts. His handler had given him a call, after his stream had ended. It was a simple job, a couple of kids in Slateport's Lower District had managed to score a couple of rare Pokemon, having gotten lucky. Of course, he wasn't alone on this, as he had been given a partner. In reality, Erin, a more seasoned member of Team Rocket, was going to have to babysit the moron.

As they waited for the kids to make their way home down the only route that was accessible, Andrew was sitting on some crates, playing a wrestling gacha game. In truth, he was spending money that he had begged some of his loyal viewers for, money he claimed was to be used to pay off his debts, to fund the game. If he had indeed put the money towards his debts, rather than the crappy mobile game he was playing, then he wouldn't be here, ambushing a couple of kids with the intent of mugging them for their Pokemon.

But to the 'legendary' streamer, what did it matter?

tags: Erin Caulfield
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SEVIPER NO SWIPING

POSTED ON Aug 31, 2020 0:13:22 GMT

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POSTED ON Aug 30, 2020 9:31:21 GMT

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