Extra money? Were her paypigs not chipping in enough to keep her out of here? He figured donations must've been running dry, if she were going down here for extra money. After all, the only reason he was down here was because his bosses in Rocket told him to. If he disobeyed, he'd be in a load of trouble, this he already knew. But then, if she knew who he was, him doing this for extra money would be plausible, given he needed money to "pay taxes."

"Sure.", he said, walking over to the source of the stench. What the duo would find would be a nest of Grimer and Muk, both of the normal variant, and the Alolan Variant. The species were desperately sticking together, attempting to ride out what was coming. Problem was, they were making a stink of it, disrupting life in the city.

Andrew would send out his three Pokemon, his Nidorino, Nidorina, and Pinsir, to start attacking. As the family of sentient slime turned around to the new faces, they looked more scared than anything. Why couldn't they just leave them in peace?

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tags: Evelyn Vespera
notes: tl;dr

"Ridiculous!", exclaimed the streamer as his Pinsir took an elbow to the face. The horned insect was thrown off the muscular mosquito, landing on its back. Though he was dazed, the Pinsir was still alive, and wasn't too badly hurt. After all their attempts to hurt the Buzzwole were said and done, he would hear the Verdanturf Gym Leader announce the presence of the speed boats.

"Alright, let's get to the islands!", called out Andrew, recalling all but his Archeops, who would join him on the speed boat itself. "Yo, you want a ride over?", he'd ask the Gym Leader.

Whether or not the Fighting Gym Leader accepted, Andrew would drive over to the Eastern Island. If Noah chose to go with him, it would be a choice he'd potentially come to regret. The ride itself would be rough, with Andrew's questionable driving skills being an obstacle. "They designed these things like Lillipup shit, nothing I can do!", he quickly called out, making excuses for what was frankly shoddy handling of the boat.

Once they reached the island, Andrew would notice the Megalopolan forces entrenched in the area. He would send out his Nidoking and Nidoqueen duo. "Queen, set up some Toxic Spikes for these cocksuckers! King, fuck up any of these blue bastards you can find!", called out the streamer. "And Screech, lay down some Ancient Power to support him!", Andrew finally told the prehistoric avian.



The Nidoqueen would begin by firing off a layer of Toxic Spikes on the ground, a little present for their enemies, should they advance. From there, the Nidoking would charge through the town, rampaging through, and attempting to gore any alien, or their Pokemon, with ferocious Poison Jabs. Andrew's reasoning for this, surprisingly, was because they were using electroshock batons, and Nidoking was a Ground-type, he'd at least be able to laugh off the electrical shocks. Meanwhile, the Archeops, from its position near Andrew and Queen, would utilize its Ancient Power to barrage the invaders with prehistoric rocks.

As this was going on, Andrew would nearly fall over as the trammel started its march, revealing itself to be another Ultra Beast. This one seemed to be a gathering of smaller cubes. It was almost like a Wishiwashi as it assumed its School Forme.

"Yo, what the fuck is that thing!?", exclaimed Andrew.

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tags: noah faber
notes: Andrew recalls Pinsir, Nidoking, and Nidoqueen
Andrew offers noah faber a ride
Andrew takes one of the boats to the Eastern Island, accompanied by Archeops
Upon arriving, Andrew sends out Pinsir, Nidoking, and Nidoqueen
Nidoqueen used Toxic Spikes, attempting to set a trap for the Megalopolan forces
Archeops used Ancient Power on Megalopolan forces
Nidoking used Poison Jab to attempt to gore Megalopolan forces
Andrew sees the Stakataka, and reacts accordingly

"You gotta be fucking kidding me!", Andrew exclaims, seeing as the Buzzwole was still up. As it reached out to grab at them, the group would desperately scatter away from the reach of the Buzzwole, and desperately avoid the corrosive acid that it spewed.

That was when the streamer had an idea. With an opening, Andrew would throw his last Pokeball behind the Buzzwole, containing Stag, his Pinsir. "Stag, pull that fucker down to the ground! King, help him out! Queen, help the girl with whatever! Screech, Ancient Power below that cocksucker!", Andrew ordered in succession, while desperately attempting to avoid the spew of corrosive acid.

The Pinsir would attempt to grab the Buzzwole from behind with his mighty pincers. With all of his Strength. he would attempt to yank the insect down to the ground. At the same time, the Archeops would call upon his Ancient Power, summoning prehistoric rocks down below the Buzzwole, attempting to shoot them up at him, and knock him off balance, to assist the Pinsir in his endeavors. The Nidoking would lend a Helping Hand to the insect.

Meanwhile, the Nidoqueen would offer a Helping Hand to one of Daphne's Pokemon, if one would take it.

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tags: DAPHNE STONE
notes: Andrew tries to evade the Buzzwole's grasp and acid spray
Andrew sends out Pinsir, attempting to bring it out behind the Buzzwole
Archeops uses Ancient Power in an attempt to unearth the ground underneath the Buzzwole
Pinsir attempts to yank the Buzzwole onto its back with Strength
Nidoking uses Helping Hand to aid Pinsir's use of Strength
Nidoqueen uses Helping Hand to aid DAPHNE STONE in her efforts

As soon as his opportunity to do so arises, he gets off the back of the Garchomp. He then watches on in shock as the muscle bug manages to completely heal off whatever damage they had inflicted by sucking the life out of the Unfezant. "What the fuck, that's bullshit!", exclaimed the streamer.

Seeing as his ride had the idea to attempt to sever the creature's proboscis, he decided to help her. He would send out his Archeops, once again. "Screech, try to rip that cocksucker's stinger off with Dragon Claw. King, give him a Helping Hand. Queen, try to occupy the prick with Poison Fang!", Andrew ordered his Pokemon.

The Nidoqueen would go first, attempting to bite down on the Buzzwole with Poison Fang. Then, backed by the Helping Hand of the Nidoking, the Archeops would attempt to slash at the proboscis with a Dragon Claw, assisting DAPHNE STONE's Pokemon in the process.

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tags: DAPHNE STONE
notes: Andrew gets off of DAPHNE STONE's Garchomp
Andrew sends out Archeops
Nidoqueen used Poison Fang, attempting to bite into the Buzzwole's flank
Archeops used Dragon Claw, targeting the proboscis
Nidoking used Helping Hand on Archeops

As DAPHNE STONE brings out her Garchop, offering a ride up to the action, Andrew quickly recalls his trio of Pokemon. With the three being contained, Andrew quickly boards the Garchomp, allowing its master to guide them to the action. And indeed, they arrive with the second group.

While Daphne sets up defenses, Andrew brings out his King and Queen duo. "King, give that overgrown bug a taste of your Poison Jab. Queen, give someone a Helping Hand!", ordered Andrew.

The Nidoking would attempt to jab into the flank of the Buzzwole, if only to distract it for the others. Meanwhile, the Nidoqueen would begin to lend a helping hand to the nearest Pokemon in need. This happened to be Noelle Lane's Pokemon, should they be used to attack.

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tags: DAPHNE STONE Noelle Lane
notes: Andrew recalls all three of his Pokemon
Andrew takes her offer, and boards with her
Andrew sends out Nidoking and Nidoqueen
Nidoking used Poison Jab, attempting to strike into the Buzzwole's flank
Nidoqueen used Helping Hand, assisting Noelle Lane's Pokemon, should they attack

As the rumbling of the earth got Andrew's attention, he looked down. "What the fuck?", he uttered, before the Steelix exploded from the earth, sending out a shower of debris in its wake. King and Queen, who accompanied him, would both be hit by rocks. As the rocks made contact with their bodies, they would immediately take on a brilliant glow, their forms shifting. With a flash of light, they would both emerge as Nidoking and Nidoqueen respectively.

"Okay, no need to be a dick about it!", Andrew carelessly called out to his superior, as his Pokemon began to charge the Pikachu.

Much to the surprise of the streamer, he would find the Thunderbolts fired off from the yellow rodents did nothing to the bodies of the Poison-types. What he didn't know was that upon evolution, they both gained Ground-typing to compliment their Poison-typing, giving them an immunity to the electrical shocks. It was as if the man had an instance of pure, dumb luck.

King would begin to violently kick the Pikachus with one-two kicks, sending them flying with the second kick. Meanwhile, Queen would grab oncoming Pikachu in her maw, Crunching down on the vermin, before chucking them aside with a spit.

"Eat this, you little shits!", Andrew cackled as he began chucking Pokeballs at rodents that were sent flying by the attacks of the Nido duo. "You stupid fucking idiots!", he jeered. It was clear that the manchild was getting a sick satisfaction out of watching the duo lay waste to the yellow-furred mice.

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tags: Cillian Quinn
notes: Andrew's Nidoking and Nidoqueen evolve
The duo starts rampaging through the Electric Mice, laughing off their shocks
Andrew starts tossing Pokeballs like candy

"Oh fuck, get off the beach!", the streamer called out to his Pokemon, making a break for higher ground. The trio, his Nidoking, Nidoqueen, and Archeops, would attempt to follow behind, with the ancient bird quickly coming out ahead of his master. Once they either made it to higher ground, or got pushed back by the tidal wave, Andrew and his team turned to face back towards the waters.

"King, Queen, lay down some Toxic Spikes! Screech, rain down some Ancient Power on these fuckers!", he commanded.

The Nidoqueen and Nidoking would work together to lay down a field of Toxic Spikes. Though they were flying in, anyone who decided to land would be in for a nasty surprise. For the moment, the Archeops would begin to blast the oncoming forces with ancient rocks.

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tags: @tag
notes: Andrew and team scramble to get off the Beach
Nidoking and Nidoqueen both lay a trap for oncoming forces with Toxic Spikes (2 layers total)
Archeops uses Ancient Power to directly attack oncoming forces

Though he has his orders, Andrew's main priority in all of this is to come out alive, and to protect as much of Lilycove as he can. As the invaders approach the coast, the streamer brings out three of his Pokemon, his Nidoking, his Nidoqueen, and his brand new Archeops. Though the Archeops was a weak flyer, as he found the hard way, it was still a damn strong fighter, netting him in a couple of cheap wins before all this began.

Naturally, Andrew is gravitated towards Orion's position, mainly looking for protection. Despite this, he is still going to pull his weight, as much of his weight ass he could. "Screech, drop a Rock Slide on those cocksuckers!", the manchild told his Archeops. "Queen, give Screech a Helping Hand!", he told his Nidoqueen, who immediately went to give her support to the ancient bird. The Archeops, with the help of Nidoqueen, would drop down a barrage of rocks on top of the oncoming Flying-types. "King, Focus Energy!", he ordered the Nidoking, who immediately began to hone his focus.

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tags: @tag
notes: Andrew arrives, joining Orion and the others
Archeops, Nidoking, and Nidoqueen are out
Archeops used Rock Slide to try to take out the approaching Flying-types
Nidoqueen used Helping Hand
Nidoking used Focus Energy (Crit Hit Ratio +2)

The order to shut up doesn't even register to the idiot. Thankfully, it was after taunting the brats that he'd grab the vacant Pokeballs they dropped. The children were unable to even focus enough to register the fact that he took their Pokeballs, until it was too late, when he recalled their precious Pokemon.

"Give.. them back.", one of them croaked, in between dry heaving and agonized grunts.

With both Pokemon contained, Andrew would recall his own, and begin running to get out of the area. Even he knew when it was time to leave. "Yo, let's split!", Andrew called out to his partner, while not really waiting for her to start running.

Once they were clear of the immediate area, Andrew would start laughing in his distinctive, Seel-like manner. "Did you see the looks on the faces of those stupid fucking brats?", he asked Erin, still laughing about what he had done. "I mean, I didn't mean for that to happen, but mission accomplished, am I right?", he continued on, showing zero remorse for poisoning those boys.

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tags: shiv Erin Caulfield
notes: tl;dr