June Bug
she/her
twenty-seven
April 21
Mauville City
Bisexual
Delivery-Person
civilian
Swallow the Heart and Kill the Senses
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POSTED ON Feb 5, 2024 1:43:45 GMT
“Alright… ‘medium-sized-equipment, potions, and poke balls, nothing alive’,” June bit her tongue as she typed out the next line of information. No life-or-death scenarios, no problems. The last thing she wanted on her mind was any guilt or regrets because she didn’t get a dying Skitty to the Poke Center on time.
Once again, another reasonable thing to expect. Arceus, this was actually starting to look good. She was entirely expecting some comedically stupid shit, like six-day weeks with twelve-hour shifts as the minimum. At the rate this was going, this whole partnership might be a legit, real thing.
Oh, wait, nope, never mind. The next thing on her mental list would surely cause problems. And it wasn’t even her idea! “Okay, so, uh… how do I put this.”
“So my Pokémon,-- and please don’t laugh– formed what you’d might call a, a union,” she held up her palms to the head ranger, “and I know how that sounds. Let’s just say that December was a little rough, and they weren’t exactly happy with the work conditions.”
It was, by far, the weirdest exchange she’d ever had. June had to consult several Alakazam and a Pokémon research team to figure out what they were trying to say. It was Knight’s idea, apparently, and the rest dog-piled onto it the second they heard. Messy as hell. At least they didn’t ask for pay.
“Anyway, you don’t need to worry about it, I’ll keep any problems strictly on my end,” she pulled out a poke ball and released a creature inside the office. In a flash of bright light, a tall, proud Corviknight emerged. It took up a lot of room in the office and had a resting bitch face. It cocked its head to one side as it examined Annalise.
“Anyway, here’s Knight. You might’ve seen him in early December,” she said. “But for him specifically, he wants to know what–”
“SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
“Arceus, shut up! He wants to know about the delivery routes with regard to the ‘rougher’ parts of Hoenn. Mount Pyre, the desert, that cave in the desert, the open sea. That sort of thing.”
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