"Nah, MukDonalds is processed garbage. If I wanted more preservatives, I'd go unearth a mummy..."

Oh, a Fletchling? Yoink. A Pokeball struck it on the beak. That was secondary to what he was going to eat today, though.

"Weepin' Bell, maybe?"

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CATCHING BIRD

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD MIENFOO APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] RECKLESS
[attr="class","wildtabox"]DRAIN PUNCH	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]FAKE OUT
[attr="class","wildtabox"]BOUNCE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]FURY SWIPES
[attr="class","wildtabox"]FEINT	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]howard slayte

[attr="class","wildnote"] 3/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

"Nah, I don't want to destroy the Safari Zone's toilet. Can't afford that fine."

Mienfoo taste terrible. There was this food cart a few blocks away from his apartment that sold roasted Mienfoo haunch, and it have Howard the bends whenever he thought about it. It took a lot of willpower to not vomit all over this innocent Mienfoo.

"Does Applinbees do delivery?"

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SKIPPING

After checking his phone, the admin let out a sigh. Applinbees did not deliver.

Shit.

Fuck.

He'd have to maybe eat Tempest Quinn's sandwich at this rate. Things were getting desperate. If Howard didn't find something to eat soon, he'd probably starve to death. Starving sucked.

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Howard roared at the Varoom. What was worth cleaning out here? Dirt? More dirt?

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CATCHING

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[attr="class","wildbgsaf"]

[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD LILEEP APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] FEMALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] STORM DRAIN
[attr="class","wildtabox"]BRINE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]GASTRO ACID
[attr="class","wildtabox"]MEGA DRAIN	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]ANCIENT POWER
[attr="class","wildtabox"]MIRROR COAT	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]---

[attr="class","wildtag"]howard slayte

[attr="class","wildnote"] 2/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

The silence left by the missing vacuum cleaner was deafening. The silence was blissful. Euphoric. Liberating.

Paradise.

"Oh thank Arceus, it's over." Howard rubbed his temples. Stupid fucking vacuum cleaner. "It's s-"

His eye fell upon a Lileep.

"GIMME!"

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CATCHING

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD PICHU APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] LIGHTNING ROD
[attr="class","wildtabox"]NUZZLE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]SWEET KISS
[attr="class","wildtabox"]TAIL WHIP	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]THUNDER SHOCK
[attr="class","wildtabox"]FAKE OUT	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]howard slayte

[attr="class","wildnote"] 1/4 SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

Lileep was, in fact, gotten. As Howard wrestled it into the ball, he dropped his phone on the rough grass of the Safari Zone.

"Gotcha. I'm gonna use this at the museum! Dr. Graves is gonna be jealous!" GIDEON GRAVES was more of an insect guy, but Howard was short on Anoriths at the moment.

Meanwhile, a Pichu wandered by in the distance. Howard's trauma from Eris Halla and Mesprit prevented the archaeologist from attempting to catch it.

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SKIP

"Damn... Where's my phone?"

Howard frowned as he grasped around in the grasp, sighing in satisfaction as he found it. Unbeknownst to him, his fingers tapped against the screen. His phone let out a ding!

THANK YOU FOR USING GRUBBINHUB!

"Waitwaitwait... Hold on!" Howard peered at his phone as a Litten butted its head against his last Safari Ball. "I CAN'T PAY THE SHIPPING FEES!"

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CATCHING