Something was off, someone or thing was watching her. When she looked around she found what the source of this feeling was coming from, a rather suspicious looking tree. June walked over to it cautiously, holding a pokeball in one had as she approached.

Just in case this shit went south really fast she had someone on standby. When she got closer the tree suddenly sprung to life! It spun around to reveal a face and smile, startling the poor girl. ”Fucking hell! You nearly spooked the life out of me!” She had half a mind the snap this tree for being a dick.

And it seemed like the tree was really proud of tricking her, even going to such lengths at laughing while June composed herself. ”Oh you think that’s funny, huh?”

The fake tree's laughing stopped when June released the Pokémon within the capsule which was revealed to be her Chesnaught. ”Not so funny now ya fucking shrub, is it?” One looking from the towering Pokémon and the Sudowoodo fled.

”That’s what I thought.”

With all that excitement June needed a break so she took a seat on a nearby rock.

And much to her surprise that rock started to move, revealing that it was the arm of a Boldore that had been sleeping.

Luckily for June the Pokémon didn’t seem too bothered by her, just a little annoyed. After June got off of the sleepy rock the Pokémon began to march off to find a new spot to take a nap.

June wondered if she was cursed to keep confusing these damn rocks for Pokémon.

”What the hell is that?!” June was walking by a Cliffside when she spotted something standing close to the edge of it. It was some kind of Pokémon but June wasn’t really sure what the hell it was. Even when she got closer to it she couldn’t really tell what it was.

But she had technology! She could figure out what this was without having to get to close to risk aggrevating it. When she went to go look up her Pokémon problem she wasn’t sure what to put. First she put “Some weird egg shaped Pokémon.”

”Fucking hell! I don’t want some bloody exeggutor you useless piece of junk!” She groaned.

Eventually, she found what she was looking at and was surprised to see it was some dragon-type Pokémon. ”A Shelgon eh? The evolved form of a…..” She trailed off when she came to the name of this other Pokémon.

How in the world was someone supposed to pronounce this? BAH-GONE? BAY-GIN? BAH-GOON? Regardless of how one’s supposed to pronounce this dumb ass name June was interested in adding this weird egg-shaped dragon to her party but what was it doing?

Reading more into it June discovered that Shelgon’s much like Bagoons want so much to fly.

It was really cute and endearing. So maybe it was starring off into the sky wondering what it was like to fly. It was a real touching and tranquil moment that was ruined when June chucked a pokeball at it.