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POSTED ON Oct 29, 2021 2:06:08 GMT
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Luka is comforted by her harem as her muscular Clefable stirs some interest in the audience. "Go get 'em, girl!" someone yells supportively as the self-elected Sapphic Champion heroically snaps one of the Ace Trainers' t-shirt cannons in half.

A flush spreads across the closest Ace Trainer's face. "Muscles are fine, but anyway. You'll pay for that!" she says, falling back as her partner in crime pushes their way forward and aims their own T-shirt cannon at the shirtless bisexual lesbians. 

Zac tries his hand at pulling the Ace Card, but not even his natural physique can sway the hearts of these pure souls. They actually don't discriminate, however. "Of course we can take your word for it," one says, shooting a T-shirt onto one of the helpless wheel-spinners. "The spectrum is diverse." She pulls two aces out of her sleeve and gives one back to Zac, charmed by his smile and sincerity. 

Razz tries his hand at reason next, and is handed the second Ace Card with a QR code to educate himself. "We're actually just bad at driving," one of them admits when confronted about ramming the float. "That's a gay stereotype!" someone else shouts in the crowd. The audience gasps as Razz's Bisharp slams its head into the Purple Float, severing the connection between the two. "Loving drama is another stereotype!" the asexual lesbian shouts back as the gangplank splinters and the Purple Float begins to drift away, leaving the Ace Trainers stranded.

Kyle and Mars act simultaneously, and the audience's tingling drama senses quickly make the showdown center stage. "Don't take off your pants!" the nonbinary Ace Trainer says in alarm, trying to shoot Kyle's legs with the T-shirt cannon—but the shirt is blasted back in their face as Kyle's Lycanroc swiftly intercepts it. Mars' Gyarados knows it's payback time, so as the Ace Trainers brace themselves for some kind of shaking pun, they are caught off guard by the shirt-shredding blast.

Fortunately, the Ace Trainers are well-equipped with costume changes and they shoot purple T-shirts onto one another as fast as the ring of Payback can eliminate them, but the audience goes wild anyway. Enraged by the experience, one of them yells "That's it!" and points at the Wheel of Rainbows. "This Contest ends now!"

"Finale, everyone!"
the announcer, who has been a gay man the whole time, shouts. Britney Spearow's "Hit Me Baby One More Time" gets cranked up as the wheel is spun, but as the needle teeters between TOUGH and CUTE, a superpowered T-shirt strike blasts it off the side of the float. "Oh boo, whatever. Let's just... do both!" the announcer says, making a snap decision. 

The crowd seems a little confused by the answer, a unified question rising to their collective lips. But...how can something be two things at once? 

Fortunately, this is the crowd to understand that. Or is it?



ROUND 5's type is TOUGH/CUTE!

Excitement
Indifference


Please post your MOVE, its TYPE, how much APPEAL / JAMMING it's worth, and its EFFECT. Please try to tell me exactly what you're doing so I don't miss anything! If you fail to summarize your move + type + effects, I'll have to message you to cross-check etc and the whole process will be slowed down. 

G A M E   L O G

CLEFABLE used WORK UP (+2)
  • Excitement (+1) First Turn Bonus (+4)
HYPNO is recharging!
  • Hypno was unable to move!
BISHARP used IRON HEAD (+4)
  • Excitement (+1) 
GYARADOS used PAYBACK (+2)
  • Excitement (+1) Last Turn Bonus (+4)
  • The audience works itself into a frenzy! (+5)
LYCANROC used COUNTER (+2)
  • Excitement (+1) Last Turn Bonus (+4) Pumped Up (+1)
  • The audience works itself into a frenzy! (+5)

Current Audience Excitement Level:
QUESTIONING
0/5
★★★★★


S C O R E S  &  O R D E R

1. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & CLEFABLE (20)
2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥   & BISHARP (15)
2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ & LYCANROC (15)
3. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥   & GYARADOS (14)
4. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥   & HYPNO (10)


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POSTED ON Oct 26, 2021 13:47:58 GMT
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Luka's shirt may stay on, but the electricity in the air keeps the mood from dampening. The sudden chemistry between strangers is only enhanced by the powerful Hyper Beam that dyes the sky red as a rainbow, though the other contestants may see it more as a threatening omen than a symbol of Pride.

Shreds of ripped-off shirts fly as Razz's Bisharp eviscerates the crowd's discarded clothes, showing off his natural Cool Factor. Luka's Clefable and Zac's Hypno can't help but be impressed by the sharp-edged display and the crowd absolutely loves it, since it gives them a convenient excuse to not put their tops back on. Things are heating up with Mars' Gyarados' anti-kink-shaming Power Whip, and as Kyle's Lycanroc huffs and puffs, everyone braces themselves for the inevitable blow.

"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!" a megaphone blasts through the noise of Hyper Voice, and the Rainbow Contest Float is physically rocked as another float collides with it from behind. "There is nothing inherently sexual about the human body!"  

"Oh no! It's the Ace Trainers!" the announcer exclaims in—dismay?—as more representation rears its head. The crowd reacts similarly, torn between respecting their fellow allies and continuing to flash one another with their alluring torsos. "...Spin that wheel, girls, before they board!"

"Aye aye!" chime the bisexual lesbians, spinning the wheel to TOUGH, but just as they do there's another thud as a gangplank lands on the far side of the parade float. A pair of fully-clothed asexual lesbians step onto it, armed with T-shirt cannons and reasonable worldviews. "Why are you people so afraid to be on the purple spectrum, anyway?" one demands, advancing on the five of you. 



ROUND 4's type is TOUGH!

Excitement
Indifference

Discontent


Please post your MOVE, its TYPE, how much APPEAL / JAMMING it's worth, and its EFFECT. Please try to tell me exactly what you're doing so I don't miss anything! If you fail to summarize your move + type + effects, I'll have to message you to cross-check etc and the whole process will be slowed down. 

G A M E   L O G

CLEFABLE used SHOCK WAVE (+2)
  • Excitement (+1) First Turn Bonus (+4)
  • Clefable was startled by Hyper Beam! (-4)
  • Clefable was startled by X-Scissor! (-3)
  • Clefable was startled by Hyper Voice! (-2)
HYPNO used HYPER BEAM (+4)
  • Excitement (+1) 
  • Hypno was startled by X-Scissor! (-3)
  • Hypno was startled by Hyper Voice! (-2)
  • Hypno must recharge next turn!
BISHARP used X-SCISSOR (+2)
  • Excitement (+1) 
  • The audience worked itself into a frenzy! (+5)
  • Bisharp was startled by Hyper Beam! (-4)
  • Bisharp was startled by Hyper Voice! (-2)
GYARADOS used POWER WHIP (+1)
  • Indifference (+0) Excitement Level (+1)
  • Gyarados was startled by Hyper Beam! (-4)
  • Gyarados was startled by Hyper Voice! (-2)
LYCANROC used HYPER VOICE (+2)
  • Excitement (+1) Pumped Up (+1)
  • Lycanroc was startled by Hyper Beam! (-4)

Current Audience Excitement Level:
COWED
1/5
★★★★


S C O R E S  &  O R D E R

1. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & CLEFABLE (13)
2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥   & HYPNO (10)
2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥   & BISHARP (10)
3. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & GYARADOS (2)
3. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ & LYCANROC (2)


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POSTED ON Oct 25, 2021 9:21:57 GMT
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It only seems fitting that the decor itself begins to dance to the Madonna playlist as Luka's Clefable returns to center stage, giving the crowd exactly what they wanted: glitter. The Telekinesis Glitter Bomb goes off with a bang. The audience goes wild, and the resulting shower of metallic powder sets the bar high for the other contestants.

Winds begin to blow as Mars' Gyarados sets up for his winning Tough Guy combination, but the big nerd flubs it under the pressure as he sees the rain from his earlier Rain Dance has been replaced by raining glitter instead. Zac's Hypno takes advantage of Gyarados' moment of weakness, seizing the Hurricane and transforming it into a consensual storm of seam-ripping Psychic. 

Shirts blow off Marisa Tomei-style as the crowd really lets loose, the less inhibited among them happy to shed their outer layers and go topless given the opportunity. Between 1-4 bisexual lesbians consent to the disrobing and bare whatever is acceptable within Proboards Terms of Service for the world (and each other) to see. Razz's Bisharp creates a sparkling show of Hidden Power that momentarily distracts from any ogling, inspiring oooohs and ahhhs from the onlookers.

Kyle's Lycanroc climbs to the highest turret of the rainbow Pride float, but his ruffing and mundane flexing goes mostly unnoticed as the gay men who would otherwise be interested are too busy drinking iced coffee to pay much attention. Sadly, his self-assurance falls flat, and his nerves get the better of him.



ROUND 3's type is COOL!

Excitement
Indifference

Discontent


Please post your MOVE, its TYPE, how much APPEAL / JAMMING it's worth, and its EFFECT. Please try to tell me exactly what you're doing so I don't miss anything! If you fail to summarize your move + type + effects, I'll have to message you to cross-check etc and the whole process will be slowed down. 



G A M E   L O G

CLEFABLE used TELEKINESIS (+2)
  • Excitement (+1)
  • The audience works itself into a frenzy! (+5)
  • Gyarados and Lycanroc were unnerved!
GYARADOS used HURRICANE
  • Gyarados is too nervous to land the combo!
HYPNO used PSYCHIC (+4)
  • Excitement (+1) 
BISHARP used HIDDEN POWER (+3)
  • Excitement (+1) 
LYCANROC used ASSURANCE
  • Pumped Up
  • Lycanroc is too nervous to move!

Current Audience Excitement Level:
INTRIGUED
2/5
★★★★★


S C O R E S  &  O R D E R

1. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & CLEFABLE (15)
2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥   & HYPNO (10)
3. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥   & BISHARP (8)
4. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & GYARADOS (6)
5. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ & LYCANROC (2)


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POSTED ON Oct 24, 2021 8:01:43 GMT
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If the rest of the parade wasn't watching before, the shower of rainbow hair accessories from Luka's Clefable's Magical Leaf definitely draws their attention! The move is followed up by Razz's Bisharp, to whose Metal Claw the crowd sucks in their breath despite themselves. "So fucking cool..." someone whispers, impressed.

...They're not wrong, but more BEAUTIFUL sights are on their way! Zac's Hypno's triumphant fist to the sky seems to strike a chord in those the float passes, and many other fists are thrust towards the heavens as people start to cheer. The cheering grows as a furry display of strength and finesse from Kyle's Lycanroc sets the stage.

Mars' Gyarados brings a welcome rain to the parade in this sweltering June weather. But no Rain Dance can quench this thirst—grabbing for barely-concealed abs, pecs, and biceps, the parade is momentarily halted by a crowd of overeager partygoers who block the street. "Next round, people! Spin the wheeeeel!" the announcer calls, heedless of the obstruction.



ROUND 2's type is CLEVER!

Excitement
Indifference

Discontent


Please post your MOVE, its TYPE, how much APPEAL / JAMMING it's worth, and its EFFECT. Please try to tell me exactly what you're doing so I don't miss anything! If you fail to summarize your move + type + effects, I'll have to message you to cross-check etc and the whole process will be slowed down. 

G A M E   L O G

CLEFABLE used MAGICAL LEAF (+2)
  • Excitement (+1) First Turn Bonus (+4) 
BISHARP used METAL CLAW (+4)
  • Indifference (+0) 
HYPNO used ICE PUNCH (+4)
  • Excitement (+1) 
LYCANROC used SWORDS DANCE (+1)
  • Excitement (+1) Pumped Up
GYARADOS used RAIN DANCE (+1)
  • Excitement (+1) Excitement Level (+4)

Current Audience Excitement Level:
THIRSTY
4/5
★★★★



S C O R E S  &  O R D E R

1. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & CLEFABLE (7)
2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & GYARADOS (6)
3. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & HYPNO (5)
4. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  & BISHARP (4)
5. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ & LYCANROC (2)


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POSTED ON Oct 24, 2021 1:22:26 GMT
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What a wonderful June day at the annual Petalburg PRIDE PARADE! You and your most flamboyantly colored Pokemon have found your way to a colorful, inclusive community with zero gatekeeping or incestuous friend groups. Swept up in the fun, you are pulled onto a FLOAT in the middle of the parade for a surprise RAINBOW CONTEST!

"SPIN THE WHEEL!" calls an announcer with no discernable gender, and two bisexual lesbians spin a giant rainbow wheel labeled with the five Contest Types. The needle teeters for a moment, then finally clicks over to the word BEAUTIFUL.

An indie cover of a song from Rent starts up in the background and the crowd goes crazy for some reason. "All right! Now for a word from our straight allies!" the announcer shouts into the mic, pulling someone's embarrassed sister (probably) onto the stage to read out the contest rules.

C O N T E S T   R U L E S

ONE POKEMON, full available learnset (includes TMs, egg moves, tutors, etc.) The Pokemon you choose must be one of the 7 colors in the rainbow.

FIVE ROUNDS, completed quickly! Posts once or twice a day. Loose wordcap of 100 words to encourage speed!

RANDOM CONTEST TYPE per round (Cute, Tough, Smart, etc.) Contest types will be randomly generated and may repeat.

THE WINNER'S RIBBON given out at the end will be a surprise! It will reflect the Contest Types that came up during the contest.

APPEAL POINTS will be calculated using the Generation 6 mechanics. Excitement (matching the same type) will award +1 extra appeal point, but Indifference will have no effect and Discontent will be -1. When the cumulative Excitement is brought up to 5, the Audience will award +5 appeal points to that player and the total will be reset.

GEN 7 AND 8 MOVES will not be considered.

This contest canonically takes place in June for PRIDE MONTH!



ROUND 1's type is BEAUTIFUL!

Excitement
Indifference
Discontent


The initial post order will be based around the rainbow (ROYGBIV)
A red Pokemon will go first, a purple one will go last.
*I will literally compare hex codes lmao

Please post your MOVE, its TYPE, how much APPEAL / JAMMING it's worth, and its EFFECT. Please try to tell me exactly what you're doing so I don't miss anything! If you fail to summarize your move + type + effects, I'll have to message you to cross-check etc and the whole process will be slowed down. 


Example post:
Chryssa's Probopass spun around on the stage, his mustache bristling magnificently as he used Rock Slide to bring a cascade of shale and rock down from the ceiling like an impromptu curtain call.

ROCK SLIDE: Tough, +2 Appeal +2 Jamming
Startles all of the Pokémon to act before the user.


S C O R I N G   P L A C E H O L D E R

1. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  with CLEFABLE
2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  with BISHARP
3. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  with HYPNO
4. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  with LYCANROC
5. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥  with GYARADOS


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KEEPIN' IT COOL [BC]
POSTED ON Oct 23, 2021 21:11:10 GMT
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Chryssa laughed magnanimously behind her hand at their foolish opponents who had foolishly underestimated their live, Pokemon-themed rendition of the real-world Large Hadron Collider. "It appears science triumphs again," she said, flipping her hair at her competitors to bathe them in the triumphant scent of discount shampoo. 

The jamming round began, and Chryssa could practically taste strawberry in the air already. "Oh heavens!" she gasped, putting one hand to her forehead. "I seem to have caught a case of the vapors! If only a strong, sensitive Pokemon might..."

She pretended to crumple in slow motion as a feint (faint?) to distract their competition. Dewott caught her before she had to do a full backbend, barely keeping the girl off the ground before managing to lower her to the floor after some straining. Chryssa continued to cry out in her southern debutante accent. "Why... I do declare... if a knight in shining otter, I mean, armor, hasn't come to my rescue!"

The audience had lost some of its starry-eyedness after the consecutive rounds after the introduction, and their response to Chryssa's stage intermission was mostly just confusion. From her position swooning low to the ground, the girl carefully calculated who was next on her warpath. "Study your opponents carefully, Drew," she murmured, tone as sinister as a teenager laying on a wooden stage, "We don't know who we might have to... eliminate... next."

Dewott's black eyes scanned the ankles of the competition, sizing up weak spots and good legs among the preceding trio.

"By the way, I have this," Chryssa said from the floor, waving the gold star she'd mysteriously received during the commercial break. "I'll use it to shine a light at our opponent's eyes to throw off their aim at the last second. It's brilliant! Cover me."

Drew hastened to obey, waving her shells over Chryssa's head to create a brilliant X-Scissor over the girl's fallen body, indicative of her imminent disqualification. Hopefully she could distract the audience and other contestants from Chryssa's secondary (primary) pseudo-distraction. "Can't jam what you can't see, imbeciles!" she cried, wiggling the little light like a cat toy on someone's retina.



DEWOTT USED
X-SCISSOR





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POSTED ON Oct 22, 2021 2:21:43 GMT
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"Are you saying, she will be different if she hatches...holy? Maybe?"

"Not necessarily," Chryssa said to , offering some scant comfort. An egg represented beginnings—whether of the universe or something new, she didn’t know. "But there's a power in potential that fades with the lives of living things. Perhaps the key is not in the monster's end, but in its origin."

Intro to Iron. 

Manacles, steel bars, cold iron. A blade. A knife. A serving spoon.

She was going around in circles. For all her omens and riddles, Chryssa was as much a victim of circumstance as the others. 

"I don't care what happens when she hatches, just make her hatch."

Famous last words! "Well. Since you ask, I've heard some people swear by classical music." An innocent gleam appeared in Chryssa's eye and she reached for her Kricketune, who took shape in her arms, glossy as redwood. "Perhaps it will inspire her to show herself. Whatever she might become."

The first rippling note rang out from the cricket's slender claws, and the archives changed.

Pages unfurled into the trees which had come before them, ink returning to black eggshells that crackled a percussion beneath her unsteady feet. And high in the boughs, a long, serpentine shape waited, guarding a bouquet of oblong fruits. 

"Can you follow the cat, Senga?" Chryssa asked as the church cat—no, the Persian—clawed its way up one of the trunks into the higher boughs. The Espurr drifted after it, a dandelion seed of unstable blue light bobbing through the trees. "It's probably fine," she said dismissively to her Kricketune, whose hollow chest still swelled with haunted music.

She drew a finger along the bark of one of the nearby trees, inspecting the viscous fluid left behind. Is it actually chocolate? Unlike the piss rock, this time Chryssa dared to taste the mysterious substance.

A foul taste, like filth and rot, filled her senses. Chryssa choked as the dust and grime from infinite archivists settled on her taste buds like the marrow of old bones. Revolted by the experience, Chryssa spat it out, then spat again, but the horrible taste persisted. Lingering. Sickening.

I swear, if I catch some kind of ancient disease from this...

A crash came from above. Chryssa looked up, still disoriented. There was a deep, reverberating roar. Kricketune's song grew sharp and frantic as something dark dripped down from the branches.

It smelled of iron.

It smelled of smoke.

Ever-calm in a crisis, chocolate sap mingling with Kaida's blood as it ran down the tree, Chryssa's eyes caught the snake as it wound its way nearer to the fallen woman, then turned unexpectedly. had caught its attention, drawing it away from its prey.

"Perish Song," Chryssa said breathlessly, tongue still aching with the taste of rot, "Quickly."

A new tone entered the cricketsong as it transitioned into something more urgent, its deadly melody meant for the serpent's ears alone. It thrummed deep in the cavity of Laina's body as she hummed up into the branches, tinted wings adding to the eerie sound. If Melody could distract it just a little longer, perhaps the trance would take...

Cinnamon smoke wafted through the air, thick as burned sugar. Mind working rapidly, Chryssa held her breath and grasped Muir again, closing her eyes. I need your help again.

"...Please," she said aloud.

A moment later, pages recently filled with ink were robbed again as words were drawn to the ghost blade, swirling around its crossguard like an expanding shield. They rose into the air above Chryssa as she gestured up towards Kaida's body, stripping trees of pungent needles and boughs of sap and blood. On a cushion of Hidden Power, perhaps the woman could be safely lowered to the ground.

Chryssa closed her eyes, feeling Muir's icy touch on her skin, as familiar as the Augur words were foreign. Her crutch. Her anchor.

Potential fades with the lives of living things.

...If that was true, then what of those already dead?



IUGmyz4m+95
HIDDEN POWER - DARK (HONEDGE)


+30 Rotten
+10 The Bound
+10 Egg Imagery
+10 Follow Pangur
+10 Sticky Trees
+10 Smell Smoke
+15 ?

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KEEPIN' IT COOL [BC]
POSTED ON Oct 21, 2021 1:47:08 GMT
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Three badass and unspeakably cool competitors all posed at center stage like the opening bars of an Abba song. "We're the Hadron Cool-iders!" Chryssa heard Luka say, and the girl signaled her Dewott to add to the performance as Shinx's Electro Ball grew like an atomic core on stage. 

"And our fusion is out of this world!"

As the Shinx released his Electro Ball with a fearsome roar, Drew's scalchops appeared in her hands like hidden blades. While Maverick's Mandibuzz's Defog surrounded the Electro Ball with a web of light blue crescents like a cloud of electrons, Dewott came charging forward, shooting up towards the spotlights above just to kick off the ceiling and blast back down like a superpowered particle.

Drew's shells flashed in her hands as she used Aerial Ace and collided with the team's combined ball of energy, the outer layer of Defog protecting her from harmful electricity and repelling the ball away from her shells like it had been squeezed between giant fingers. It shot away, rebounding and crackling at sharp angles across the stage.

For a moment, the audience might have experienced the scene like a scientist experienced a microscope, observing a particle beam under perfect control, seeking a glimpse of something beyond simple physics.

...Then it ricocheted towards their opponents, and the ball was in their court. (Chryssa wasn't giving up her basketball metaphor that easily.)



DEWOTT USED
AERIAL ACE





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KEEPIN' IT COOL [BC]
POSTED ON Oct 14, 2021 2:04:32 GMT
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Dewott was running up one of those gray formless ramps that appeared step by step out of the darkness. Water beaded on her fur in close-up, ultra high-definition imagery. Texture. Crazy texture. You could see every fucking hair. Some of them were probably computer generated.

The camera tracked the Dewott in slow motion as it hurled itself fearlessly off the edge of the ramp, the edges of its fur shining bright blue compared to its shapeless, pitch black surroundings.

A glow lit up the darkness as it fell towards the camera, somersaulting midair to shatter an almost-invisible wall of ice with an IRON TAIL that fractured across screen with a chilling icicle-chime. The cracks reverberated, racing across screen with a soft, satisfied ahhh.

PEPPERMINT STEEL, whispered a throaty male (?) voice, emphasizing the deeply dramatic and masculine nature of the ad. BREAK INTO FRESHNESS.

…It was one of those damn gum commercials.

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YMCA [Raid]
POSTED ON Oct 14, 2021 1:40:26 GMT
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The last of the letters tattooed themselves back onto the dusty cover, and bond-bound Chryssa took the Tome into her hands. It seemed too heavy for its size, evoking the weight of steel, or solemnity.  

Chryssa was anything but solemn as she gleefully returned to the main foray in search of someone to show her new book. "I've found us deliverance," she announced as she breezed through the bookshelves in a swirl of pale brown hair.

Instead, she found the battlefield deserted. , , even the injured girl seemed to have left the way they'd come, leaving only bloodstains behind.

Chryssa's eyes narrowed.

Of those in the library currently chasing the cat, perhaps Chryssa was the only one who actually then ventured back outside to examine the damage and the other three doors. Strange letters were carved into the stone of each, just as she remembered. She'd always just assumed it was some hidden Church script that only the priests could decipher.

There was no sign of the others.

For a long time, the girl stood outside the final door, the only one unopened. Somewhere far in the distance she could still feel three other people linked by the Destiny Bond, moving around, finding their own mysterious books. Three, plus her.

Four doors. Four threads. Four points on the Wheel of Arceus. 

Abruptly, she felt two of the connections twinge, like notes played on guitar strings. A brief, disorienting spell passed across her as the world seemed to sway. Muir clattered to the ground as Chryssa struggled to breathe with lungs that felt like they were filled with dust and sand.

The moment passed. Chryssa took in a clear breath, shaken. For a second, it had seemed like the two threads had disappeared.

What's happening out there? I have to go back...

Before she left, Chryssa retrieved Muir and used the tip of the blade to trace the edges of the archway, creating a shimmering curtain of Protect across the entry. "I don't know what you're hiding in there, Arceus," she told the door absentmindedly as she completed the movement and the barrier sprung to life, "But I'll be the one to break you."

She just had some reading to do first.

"Oh, we're sharing secrets, are we?" Chryssa appeared back in the Archives like the grand enchantress of disaster, her precious tome beneath one arm. "I've been here before." Not here precisely, and not like this. "I know this place better than anyone." Maybe the rotunda at the bottom of the stairs, but her expertise truthfully ended there.

"How did you guys find this cat, anyway?" Chryssa asked, craning her head to look up at it. It hissed, demanding snacks, and the girl sighed. "It has a bizarre appetite. Here, have a childhood memory."

Twisted feet stretched out in the dust with knee-bones crunching on paper-thin shells, the trickle of egg yolk cold and slimy in her hair. Too-thin legs twisted beneath her, incense foul in her nostrils. "Arceus, deliver this girl, one of Your flock—deliver us a miracle, for what greater desire might you have than for her to stand on her own two feet and follow in your footsteps, as the Followers have always done..."

"Delightful." Chryssa said dryly, and turned away. She wasn't interested in reliving any more old foot-based ceremonies. "I'll leave it to the rest of you." There was someone else she wanted to find. 

was right where Chryssa had expected, the black-and-golden egg of the devolved Shinx still balanced on the Houndoom's back. "Any signs of hatching?" Chryssa asked conversationally. Her eyes gleamed. "Do you like riddles? I have an old one for you."

She cleared her throat.

"Marble halls as white as milk
Lined with skin as soft as silk
Mired in waters crystal-clear
A golden apple doth appear.
No doors there are to this stronghold,
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold."


"Any ideas?" 
Chryssa asked, then carelessly in the same breath, "Of course, it's an egg. Everyone knows that. Now, listen to this—"

Chryssa opened the tome.

She'd been trying not to look at the black, shining letters that had slithered across her skin like serpent's blood. AUGUR. The opening lines of Intro to Iron had already made their mark on her, and she had an inkling she knew what they referred to.

Chryssa held the blade of her Honedge to the line of text, bisecting it in half and reading the mirrored letters reflected there.

"The Koil from which all life begins,
The walls which birthed both song and sin,
The One who let the darkness in,
Must face his ending to begin."


The girl lowered the book, closing it gently. Its trailing letters felt like slime against her skin. When she spoke again, her voice was soft.

"In the beginning, there was only an egg. It emerged from a place where there was nothing, and shaped our world.

Her eyes watched Kaida, distant, as she quoted the First Tenet of the Church of Arceus. They moved to the Shinx egg, strangely detached.

"I wonder what will happen when it hatches?"




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HOENN HALLOWEEN 2021
POSTED ON Oct 7, 2021 13:02:42 GMT
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…wearing the face not of a monster, but a maiden.

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POSTED ON Oct 6, 2021 1:42:06 GMT
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I forgot to claim my Contest Winner rewards this month! have mercy
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KEEPIN' IT COOL [BC]
POSTED ON Oct 6, 2021 1:20:24 GMT
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Chryssa was already getting dizzy from all the spinning, and they were only two rounds into the contest. Still, between her twirls she'd been trying to appraise the audience's and judge's reactions to the moves, and that informed her decision now.

As much as she wanted to continue the basketball metaphor, when it came to their turn again, the girl pointed instead at the spotlights above. There would be time to taunt basketball lizards later. "Let's have a little mood lighting. Night Slash, Drew!"

The otter's muzzle wrinkled, revealing sharp fangs, and she launched herself up with a powerful slap of her rudder against the stage. It struck with a hollow thud as she sailed into the air, scalchops bleeding black light behind her. She crossed them over her chest in a wrist-powered movement and the darkness burst, eclipsing the stage lights for a moment before light tore through and the black curtain dissolved into tatters. Drew carved her way through it, shells flashing gold, then landed easily on her paws again. Scraps of the Night Slash drifted around her like shredded butterfly wings, sinking to the stage in shadow. "Drew! Drew! Drew! Drew!" Chryssa led a gleeful chant.



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Nights of Present's Future [Soiree]
POSTED ON Oct 6, 2021 1:03:24 GMT
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Killian. Fortree Excursion.

Yes, she remembered now.

The other Rocket members had just been disembodied voices to her at the time. Inferences on radio waves. Snippets of instructions, reports, delayed action and reaction.

It had been strange, to have so much forewarning for the blaze which threatened to destroy the treetop city, yet no such warning for herself. What would happen in the woods when she finally entered, searching for her wounded Zorua. The remnant of Arceus—or symbol of his will—she would find.

"I don't expect we'll find anything Arceus doesn't want us to," Chryssa said as they entered the dark building. Her words rang back to her, hollow from the empty interior. "It's difficult to sneak up on something omnipotent."

If they did see him, what would it mean? A challenge? A surrender?

Or a sign, truly, that their God had left this world for good?

Slipping from her Lunatone's embrace, Chryssa found herself drawn to Father Bill's elbow. She stood beside him, quietly but raptly watching the movements of his fingers as he entered in the deep space coordinates.  

Her eyes were sharp, but she spoke smoothly. Easily.

"Remember, Father, the light we see is from eons ago. To see the truth—the present—we have to look forward." Chasing something so much faster than they were would yield nothing—but if they could predict where it would be, they could cut it off before it could escape.

Before he could escape.

Above, the massive telescope began to move.



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YMCA [Raid]
POSTED ON Oct 4, 2021 0:19:09 GMT
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Strangeness and silence seeped beneath her paws as Senga sprung off the monster's ribcage, shearing The Hollow Men from its covers with an expertly-executed Covet. The slender spine fell to the ground, its bindings shredded, as its contents settled back in Chryssa's hands.

In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river

In the aftermath, the bodies of books lay massacred, stained by ink and remnants of psychic energy that had peeled the wisdom from their pages. Even now the letters streamed, blurred, trailing like ants from old carcasses.

The tug at her body and mind had closed along with the rift, leaving a resounding emptiness among the people left stranded in its wake. Turmoil. Dissatisfaction. Instead of growing stronger, their Pokemon had grown weaker from the conflict. Instead of proving what they'd learned, they'd proved their ignorance instead. 

"Meew." Her Meowstic gave a strange hiccup. Instead of the light of evolution, a darkness seemed to consume the creamy-furred Pokemon.

"Not you too," Chryssa said as Senga's form shrunk, simplified, and became an Espurr. Remarkably calm despite everything, the girl reached out and caught the gray kitten as it began to levitate unsteadily into the air. "Control yourself, please. We have a situation."

I knew there was more to this church than met the eye, Chryssa thought, eyes passing over the destruction. Her Espurr wiggled in her hands, expression impassive. I knew, but I pretended not to. I wanted to explore anyway. Perhaps even Father Bill hadn't been aware of the catacombs beneath the ruined chapel. If he had, surely he would never have permitted them to uncover its secrets.

Now, they were trapped down here with them.

This was no virtual reality. This was nothing to be battled, to be vanquished in fair combat according to League regulations. Chryssa hesitated to even call it a Pokemon. This was something new

Something that doesn't play by the rules.

It made her fingers tingle.

Without a word, not to Doug, not to Chu-e, Chryssa tucked her poem and Espurr under one arm and turned to follow the trailing lines of text deeper into the Archives.

Click. Click. Click. Her cane tapped on the wood, measured as heartbeats. Like her fear, it was part of her. She did not resent it. She just lived with it. On either side of her, dark bookshelves scaled towards the ceiling like textured highways.

Where do I start?

A sound rang through the Archives. It sounded like a cat.

"Prrp?" The Meowstic—no, the Espurr—squirmed in her arms, sensing a rival, or perhaps another threat. "Rroww!" Her high-pitched, kittenish yowl of challenge echoed down the bookshelves, hoping to bait the other feline into showing itself.

"Hush," Chryssa shushed her. "Here, hold this. I want to try something." She put her poem in Senga's paws to keep her occupied.

Then she drew Muir.

The sheath of the cane fell away as Chryssa revealed the blade, bright as day on water. Its tassel slithered around her fingertips. "Help me," she said out loud—softly—and then, "Please."

The bond is set.

The words came to her, from Muir or from deep in her subconscious, and Chryssa held the Honedge aloft as three, no, four threads unraveled themselves from the ghost blade, forming a junction of invisible Destiny Bonds. Scattered throughout the Archives, three other people would also feel the strings of fate tugging at their fingers.

Chryssa closed her eyes, trusting in Muir, and followed the closest one.

The tug led her onwards, deeper. She did not know which part of the Archives it drew her towards—her feet turned on their own, finding a path through streams of floating letters. 

No, not floating. Bleeding.

They bled from a single, unmarked book, its title drifting from its spine.

"I solemnly swear," the girl said, resting the tip of the sword on the empty front cover, "I am up to no good."

A black, umbral glow coursed down the Honedge and the trickling words reversed, drawn towards the darkness like iron filaments to a magnet. They swarmed the empty tome, disappearing into its pages and re-forging the name it had lost.

INTRO TO IRON

"This is it," Chryssa said.



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