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POSTED ON Oct 3, 2021 1:50:50 GMT
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A delightful new acquaintance corrected her tentacle count. “It was gone as soon as I’d pulled my wits together,” Chryssa said to the exceedingly well-informed , then tilted her head to the side. “They?”

She didn’t have time to probe “Ruby” any further—a newcomer had come to bask in the light of her attention. Radiant, Chryssa turned on . “Oh, but of course. I’m from Sinnoh, so it’s second nature to me,” she said to the man, then stopped.

A shadow seemed to cross her eyes.

“That word..."

The girl turned back to so fast that her hair wrapped all the way around her face. She brushed it away impatiently, trying to shake off the sense of deep disquiet that had settled over her. “Prophecy? I think not. Surely I said... Poverty. She glanced sympathetically at  , adding quickly.  “No offense intended, John.” She’d seen his high school.

“...But as it happens, there was a prophecy, now that I think about it,” Chryssa continued, rendering her earlier statement totally pointless, “It was actually quite personal. Lady problems and all that,” she added indifferently, “But there is a word that’s been… eating at me.”

Chryssa ate a piece of shrimp to demonstrate.

“…Gathering,” she said, her mouth still full.



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POSTED ON Oct 1, 2021 1:28:13 GMT
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The Chryssa had spoken to sniffed his pant leg curiously and then dove under the table to collect a lost piece of shrimp. "Glazzy," the real Chryssa's voice rose warningly nearby, "I asked you to practice behaving like the other humans tonight—oh, hello, John."

A rush of information, association, the unknown. Premonition. Disaster. Things there was no going back on. Things that had changed forever.

Something had changed, but Chryssa had always been hard to read. A moment of coolness or disaffection might be a precursor to a mental attack on God himself. When she spoke to Doug, her tone was airy as usual. "I should have known I'd find you with the refreshments. I hope you won't be starting another food fight—there's enough flying through the sky as it is."

She waved her now-empty skewer at the Litleonids streaking past overhead. Beautiful as they were, Chryssa found herself averting her eyes. The sight of so many spent wishes reminded her of her own.

Someone asked her a question and the girl seemed to light up at the distraction. She whirled on . "Squid-like," she said immediately, glowing with confidence. Her eyes gleamed as she leaned forward. "It was quite dark, so I couldn't make out any color, but I still saw it quite clearly. A pointed cap and a small, dangling body with three long, sword-tipped tentacles." She'd never seen Andy before in her life—Plate Club didn't register for some reason, perhaps because of its traumatic conclusion—and she relished the sudden attention from a stranger. 

Nearby, one of the Zorua clones shrank away, remembering the boy in much greater detail.

"It can breathe underwater, of course. It does live in a lake," Chryssa went on obliviously, "Like all the lake guardians. I assume it has gills, but I didn't notice any at the time."

Describing it in detail, the abject terror of the experience seemed to dull, replaced with something more comical. Comfortable.

The glaring words left in her mind seemed less and less important as she undermined their context. Chryssa didn't want to know what the message meant. It felt like something beyond her control.

"But its eyes..." Chryssa trailed off. The memory halted her for a moment. The sight of them rolling, searching, a mass of white sclera in her keyhole. The way they'd pinned her, huge and reflective, when she'd opened the door.

"...were also squid-like." 


 
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POSTED ON Sept 28, 2021 1:01:37 GMT
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"Where? Outside the—" Radio Tower, Chryssa thought, realizing she hadn't filled the redhead in on the details of her new part-time (full-time) job. Zac was an ally, her Champion, her fallback. It didn't cross her mind for a second that he might be a threat or sell her out to the League—he knew about , after all. But she still had an act to maintain.

"—Garden," Chryssa finished, having never grown a flower in her life (except for bitter-tasting Zarude vines). 

She did wonder what the man would say if he knew she was living in a radio tower, falling asleep every night to toneless strings of numbers and ululating Ecruteak monks.

Perhaps he'd say she'd dreamed it all up.

"Anyway, it left a bad taste in my mind," Chryssa went on, trying to shrug off the moment of indecision. It wasn't like her to hesitate. "I'm sure I can handle whatever's coming, but I'm not sure why I'm sure. It feels like divine interference to me." Her eyes narrowed slightly.

At that moment, a great ooh swept across the soiree, and she heard someone gasp nearby as the first streak of light passed across the sky. "Oh, it's starting!" Chryssa pointed her shrimp skewer up at the open night sky, voice ringing with random authority. "Hurry, appreciate it!"

The heavens were alight with shooting stars, one after another. Chryssa had never seen so many. Perhaps there were more than usual. Perhaps it was simply because the sky was so dark, every trace of interstellar light blotted out by something deep, something vast, something older than time and space.

Unbidden, unwanted, her wish rose to the top of her mind like scum on water.

I want to live.

Chryssa locked her jaw, gritting her teeth so hard she could imagine all the plates of her skull creak under the pressure.


 
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POSTED ON Sept 27, 2021 23:48:20 GMT
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"Ugh," Chryssa declared after mere minutes of waiting for the meteor shower to start. "I grow tired of this! Let's get something to eat."

Her rapidly shortening attention span was made more apparent by the bizarre number of people talking about the shrimp at the refreshments table. What's the point in eavesdropping when all anyone talks about is shrimp? Chryssa wondered, wondering if she should talk about shrimp too, just to fit in. Maybe it was a sociological experiment. Or perhaps a subliminally-charged shrimp commercial had snuck its way into one of her radio shows and poisoned the minds of the masses.

In that case, was certainly gullible enough to be entranced by the mystery. "Speaking of cephlopods," Chryssa said as she and her disproportionally large friend made their way towards the refreshments table. They passed by the bar, speaking loud enough for to overhear. "...I had a visit from Azelf the other day."

She said it casually, but Chryssa had no misunderstandings about what she'd seen. Unlike most other Legendary Pokemon, she was quite familiar with the mythology of her home region. "It's one of the traditional Lake Guardians from Sinnoh. I'm familiar with its iconography, so I'm quite certain."

She zoomed in on a skewer of grilled shrimp that hadn't been gobbled up and seized it, waving it triumphantly at Zac. "It's supposed to be sleeping at the bottom of Lake Valor to preserve balance in the world. If it's out and about, delivering prophecies, I suppose that balance has been disrupted."



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POSTED ON Sept 26, 2021 10:15:43 GMT
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"Bra-vah," Chryssa called after 's performance, leering at the perfectly nice young man from behind her hand like a condescending villainess. "But your basketball lizard won't be able to top our top-notch topping. That's what it's called when you add something fantastic on top of something frumpy."

She spun around, forgetting for a moment this was a Cool Contest and not a twirling competition where people tried to show off how good they were at smugly spinning in a circle. "Isn't language innovation amazing?"

Drew came pelting past her, water coalescing on her whiskers as she bunched her hind legs and vaulted into the air. A ball of water formed between the otter's paws as she somersaulted mid-leap, uncurling in time to adamantly dunk the watery basketball through an imaginary hoop. Twisting midair, the otter lashed out with a back paw to destroy it, sending a spinning blade of air carving from the impact. It scythed dangerously close above the heads of the audience before it hit the back wall and dissipated in a rush of wind, a cool breeze that ruffled fur, hair, and unchecked egos alike.

The Dewott landed, brushing droplets of water off her shoulders and sauntering back into the lineup.



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POSTED ON Sept 26, 2021 8:06:51 GMT
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Chryssa was fully aware of what lay beneath the church, though she'd personally never taken the stairs. She'd made heavy use of Teleport when moving the (sleeping) bodies between the chapel and the basement. They were sleeping, not dead. Innocents caught in the crossfire of an immortal war. They knew nothing of what Chryssa had fought. Who she was still fighting, even with a knife to her throat.

Neither did many of those who had come to help the cleanup effort, or so they claimed out loud. That, at least, could be remedied.

"Here you are. Educate yourselves, heathens," Chryssa said generously to and , passing out old copies of Vantage that she'd been hoarding as a testament to her brief moment of magazine fame. "I even have a quote. That's how you know how important I am. Anyway, I'll be heading down now."

Picking up her skirts, Chryssa ventured fearlessly down the stairs as fast as a person with a walking cane could venture.

She was confident she knew what to expect. The circular dais at the bottom of the stairs was just as she remembered. It had seemed as good a place as any to store the sleeping bodies while she waited for Plate Club to begin, since all four doors had been safely barred.

Chryssa watched the wide-open West Wing, her eyes suddenly wary. Wintery.

Something was different.
Something was wrong.

The tip of her cane clunked faintly on the wood flooring as she moved, compelled to approach by something beyond her sight, drawn to a story like a Mothim to a flame. "Something stirs," the girl said suddenly, clearly. At the same time, Senga's white fur stood on end and the Meowstic's ears unfurled, using FUTURE SIGHT.

Not soon enough.

Heat beaded like dew on the ground beneath her feet as Chryssa came face-to-face with the monster. Her back stiffened.

Despite the dangerously gathering heat, she felt like she'd been plunged into cold water. Her grip tightened on Muir and the cane came to life in response to her terror, its blue eye blazing like a summer sky beneath the threatening gaze of so many others.

Run. 

Before she could budge, however, neon green barriers came to life around the Meowstic as 's Pokemon burst into the fray. The growing fire was contained, walling off part of the archives and unfortunately cutting off Chryssa's escape route as well.

Pull yourself together.

"There you are," Chryssa said to her savior, managing to pull off an airy tone. "I was sure you were going to ignore me. Was it the piss rock?" Strange how some people didn't want to interact with it.

A slim, dark volume lay on the floor beneath the monster, scattered with the other ruined books there. Many of its pages had been torn, but as screams rang out around her and the wet crunch of fangs and flames sang in her ears, the title of one page caught her eye.

THE HOLLOW MEN

Chryssa's knack for spotting divine providence won out.

"Get that book," she forced out from lungs that still felt encased in ice, and the Meowstic dove forwards through the Protect barrier. The shield rippled like water as the feline's Infiltrator warped its surface, tearing a rift in the Protect that left a clear, unobstructed path for the growing flames towards Doug's Blissey.

Sailing towards the monster's belly—soft as silk—Senga's claws stretched out for the leather volume, coveting its contents.

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but a whimper.



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POSTED ON Sept 26, 2021 2:27:32 GMT
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 FINAL STAGE RESULTS   

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KYLE was THE KILLER
FINAL SCORE: 1 POINT
KYLE LOPEZ has been ELIMINATED.

Bathed in unflattering images of , a barrage of corn and crossbow bolts pepper  before his feet even have time to touch the ground. To add insult to injury, a nerf bullet from also hits him in the eye.

Kyle and his Dragalge are teleported away again, his last-minute accusation of still lingering in the air along with the bitter scent of revival herbs.

But is it the name of the remaining killer? Or just the name of Kyle's?

Two people won't be taking that particular chance. Contrails suddenly rend the sky as and eject from the burning rooftop, jettisoning themselves and their Pokémon from the Arena.


"Ruby has escaped the game! Fernando has also escaped the game!" The announcer's voice is barely audible over the crackling sounds of the fire. MASTERMIND employees can be heard cheering in the background. On the other end, Ruby and Fernando will find themselves in the Waiting Room, treated to a round of applause. "Well done, both of you, and an early congratulations for making it through the final round!"


RUBY WALKER SAFELY EJECTED!
FERNANDO SILPH SAFELY EJECTED!



Time ticks down.

What's done is done. Everyone has made their gambles and accusations, shared their hidden secrets, taken their parting shot at the defeated Champion.

Almost everyone.

One player didn't take the easy target. One player had a crossbow locked, loaded, pointed at someone who had skated through the contest almost undetected. Someone who, until the final round, might have escaped notice.

Ashes fall at the feet of

Her bolt cuts through the wall of fire, parting the cobalt flames.


As the deadly bolt flies towards  , her Musharna is boxed in on the other side by a familiar figure: the other Musharna, this one still thirsty for blood and eager to eliminate a rival.

It belongs to , and it's here for payback.

The Mach Bike shines bright in the blue light of the burning cornfield as it careens recklessly towards Luka's helpless Pokemon, distracting the girl in a critical moment of weakness.

A scream rings out, cut short too soon.

A ripple passes through the fire, then a rising wind. It blows away from the players, whirling ash and smoke and soot from the top of the building. As layer by layer the ash is stripped away, the flames change color.

They are left a bright, fluorescent pink.



LUKA was THE KILLER
FINAL SCORE: 22.5 POINTS
LUKA CHÊNE has been ELIMINATED.


Spotlights bathe the FINAL KILLER as she vanishes from sight. Her last two targets, and , are miraculously spared as the ultimate threat is finally put to rest in the final seconds of the competition.

A pair of Reaper Cloths, delayed, smack in the face like wet paper towels. Unfortunately, and won't be capitalizing on the Elite 4 Member's death anytime soon.

Probably.
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EPILOGUE


It's been approximately two hours since you signed up for the Mastermind! Death Game! Contest.

You and 19 other players were brought back to this waiting room on standby while the "points are tallied."

Yes, 19—everyone is here. 

You're back where you started from.

The shipping container you rode here in is a little different than you remember it. Refreshments, airplane snacks and lemonade have been set up along the back wall. An enormous television has been mounted on the other, currently broadcasting a "HIGHLIGHTS REEL" of the Clever Contest you just completed. 

If you tune in, you might see some things that surprise you.

...But if you can tear yourself away from your television debut, you might enjoy chatting with your fellow finalists, dead players, and even ex-killers about the game, items, and special effects magic behind the scenes. 

At last, after a long wait, the loudspeakers crackle to life.


"Thank you for waiting, everyone. First, we'd like to thank OUR KILLERS for doing such great work out on the field, sending clear signals to our team, and really devoting themselves to the spirit of their roles. Really great work!"

"Second, we'd like to thank YOU: the contestants! Thanks for being so good-humored and flexible during the contest. Even when you were getting dragged away or forcibly teleported while we threw in a body dummy, you all showed great sportsmanship and commitment throughout."

It's time to announce the winner.

"The WINNER, by half a point, is ."



THE MASTERMIND is BILL!
FINAL SCORE: 34 POINTS




THE PLAYERS

KILLED
Gavin Merlino
0 points


Bill Anderson
34 points

KILLED
Cardamom Bliss
1 point

Row 1 column 4FINALIST
Serena Malcolm
10 points

Row 1 column 4FINALIST

13 points
KILLED

0 points
ESCAPED
Ruby Walker
25 points


Hideo Kino
27 points

KILLED

4 points

KILLED

0 points
FINALIST
Locke Jamison
26 points
KILLED

0 points
KILLED

3 points
KILLED

0 points


THE KILLER

22.5 points

Row 4 column 1FINALIST
Derek Hoffman
24 points

eris halla
33.5 points

FINALIST
MATIAS SILPH
15 points

THE KILLER

1 point

ESCAPED

22 points


CONCLUSION

Congratulations to and for making TOP 3! Your clever usage of moves, items, and killer-killing weapons has earned you a place in the MASTERMIND HALL OF FAME.

A couple special shoutouts to individual players:

  • for the craziest item/point play in the game, killed too soon
  • for selfless use of points and items to help the team and sharing relevant information successfully gained from the Hall of Answers
  • and for their seamlessly coordinated killer takedown and Rage Candybar alliance in the last two rounds. Release your spreadsheets, cowards, I know you have them
  • for making interesting use of his third-round clue and releasing the information in stages, improving thread pacing and tension
  • for sacrificing 5 points so everyone could take a shot at Kyle
  • for never changing her kill number from 1 the entire contest and somehow still making it out alive. #blessed
  • for always closely reading and directly referencing my mod posts. It is so appreciated. <3
  • for playing the most consistent, strategic use of moves and items in the game. I thought this was the way to win, honestly
  • for never once picking the killer's kill number
  • for actively tracking group task totals in discord (helped me so much tbh) and contributing the most fresh waters to group rolls
  • for courageously playing 5D chess and mind games for six weeks under massive pressure and indecision
  •  for making me laugh

All players are welcome to keep their purchased items as souvenirs from the contest. (They have no mechanical function on site, but I'm sure you'll put them to good use!)

This thread will remain open until September 30 for anyone who wants to post in the Epilogue! It will be submitted to Mod Requests shortly thereafter for thread/curry rewards.

Thank you all for helping me successfully pull off the site's first Clever Contest!

I'll see you NEXT TIME!



GAME LOG

> THE PLAYERS entered THE ARENA
> CARDAMOM BLISS WAS KILLED BY <KYLE LOPEZ>
> ALEXANDER SILPH WAS KILLED BY <LUKA CHÊNE>
> THE PLAYERS began STAGE ONE
> THE PLAYERS completed all group tasks!
> VIOLET FAIRBANKS WAS KILLED BY <LUKA CHÊNE>
> GAVIN MERLINO WAS KILLED BY <KYLE LOPEZ>
> THE PLAYERS began STAGE TWO
> THE PLAYERS completed all group tasks!
> KAZIMIR WYNTER WAS KILLED BY <KYLE LOPEZ>
> RUBY WALKER WAS SAVED BY LOCKE JAMISON
> THE PLAYERS began STAGE THREE
> LUKA CHÊNE PROTECTED BILL ANDERSON
> BILL ANDERSON shot KYLE LOPEZ.
> KYLE LOPEZ was THE KILLER.
> MELODY MIRO WAS KILLED BY <LUKA CHÊNE>
> TASK: SIGHTSEER failed. <LUKA CHÊNE> closes in.
> THE PLAYERS began STAGE FOUR
> BILL ANDERSON biked KATHERINE FAIRBURNE
> THE PLAYERS completed all group tasks!
> THE PLAYERS began STAGE FIVE
> HIDEO KINO ESCAPED THE TARGET SPOTLIGHT
> ALEXANDRA BRIARWOOD WAS KILLED BY <LUKA CHÊNE>
> TASK: RUBBLE ROUSER failed. <LUKA CHÊNE> closes in.
> THE PLAYERS began the FINAL STAGE
> RUBY WALKER escaped the game!
> MATIAS SILPH resurrected KYLE LOPEZ
> MATIAS SILPH shot KYLE LOPEZ
> HIDEO KINO, BILL ANDERSON, & LUKA CHÊNE shot KYLE LOPEZ
> FERNANDO SILPH escaped the game!
> BILL ANDERSON & ERIS HALLA shot/biked LUKA CHÊNE
> LUKA CHÊNE was THE KILLER.
> THE PLAYERS exited THE ARENA.
> BILL ANDERSON became THE MASTERMIND!
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POSTED ON Sept 23, 2021 4:32:27 GMT
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"Oh wow—it's her!"

A voice in the audience raised suddenly.

"She's actually here? OH MY GOD, I can't believe it, we are SO. LUCKY."

Never mind that all the hubbub was coming from just one person, an innocuous-looking teenage girl in a flannel shirt. Whispers spread like static wherever she passed.

"Who is she?! I missed it!"

"Is she famous? I didn't know!"


"THERE SHE IS!"

Drawn in by the expertly-woven web of mob psychology, the women in the front row screamed, caught up in the excitement, as a lean, shaggy-haired Pokemon strolled towards the audience. Posture relaxed, Dewott sat on the edge of the stage with one leg tucked beneath her, the other dangling casually.

The otter's muzzle wrinkled, revealing a row of needle-sharp teeth. 

She smirked.

"SIGN MY JACKET!" Chryssa called, balling up her flannel and hurling it at the Dewott on stage. Barely glancing up, the otter snatched it out of the air with one hand.  A scalchop appeared like a switchblade in the other before there was a ripping sound and the coat sailed back into the front row, billowing in the air for a moment to reveal the name sliced into the fabric there.
DREW

Women screamed, enamored, and grabbed for tattered pieces of flannel. "DREEEEEW!" Chryssa shrieked girlishly through cupped hands, feeding into the frenzy. Once she had them worked up enough, the girl took to the stage alongside her Pokemon.

"You saw her yourself, ladies and gentlemen. This is Drew, I'm Chryssa, and we'll be seeing you after the show."

Tying a long scrap of red plaid around one wrist, Drew vaulted into the first row, giving high-fives, kissing audience members, and returning with a ballcap perched lazily between her ears that said 'Women Love Me, Fish Fear Me.'




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POSTED ON Sept 22, 2021 7:06:35 GMT
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Chryssa did not have an immediate answer to Doug’s last question. Saying she’d been “searching” for the plates to begin with was a stretch. After she’d found what she’d thought was the Splash Plate at the Slateport Oceanic Museum, she’d simply wanted to find out how many more were even out there in the region— how many relics of myth and magic were floating around in Hoenn, thousands of miles from the pillars of their ancestral home.

The answer had been all of them.

They were here for a reason, Chryssa was convinced. They were part of Arceus’s greater plan. That alone had been reason enough to destroy the shard of Insect Plate Doug had given her.

But now, one had saved her life.

Not for forever, perhaps, if the ‘foothsayer’ was to be believed. But Chryssa would take months, weeks, days, over nothing. Even if they were given to her conditionally. Even if it was a trap. Even if it meant her serving the very god she detested.

Her time, every second of it, was all precious. It was all real.

But was she using Arceus? Or was he using her?

“It’s not a curse,” Chryssa said as she climbed in through the window. She grabbed gratefully for the Honedge leaning up against the desk and used it to prop herself up as she wobbled across the room. She’d been on her feet almost all day while Dr. Footsy had been running his tests (or had she been the one running?). “A curse is meant to teach you something. Don’t you watch movies? A curse is a lesson. Or at the very least a punishment for rude behavior, like in Sleeping Beauty.” 

Remembering her purpose for being back in this room, Chryssa crawled over the bed to collect her phone and charging cord from the headboard. “I’ve had this diagnosis since I was ten years old,” she continued levelly, “And was wheelchair-bound for years before that. I had my bones re-broken and rearranged in infancy.” A steely edge entered her eyes, but not her tone. It remained calm, conversational. “How do you justify something like that for a child? A punishment? A parable? If it’s a curse, it’s for my parents—not me.” And what had they ever done except serve Arceus faithfully all their lives, blithely worshipping the ground beneath their god’s four holy feet?

“You know, they say when they torture people, they don’t do it all at once. A person’s pain receptors get used to it if it’s a continuous thing.” Chryssa tossed a set of sundresses into a large suitcase she’d had waiting. “They start and stop, then start again. It’s random. Unpredictable. They leave the prisoner in the dark, not knowing when the pain will return. That’s the real torture. Waiting, helpless, alone.”

The girl slammed her desk drawer shut, having just retrieved her wallet and Hoenn trainer card. She seemed far from despondent— if anything, she was even more resolved. “If Arceus chose to cure me now, it’s the same reason he cured my legs back then. Call it…” she searched for the right words to capture his malice, his indifference, his cruelty.

“Dramatic effect,” she finished.

Her bags packed, Chryssa sat down on the edge of the bed. The mattress springs squeaked beneath her weight. She looked tired. But when she spoke again, her words rang with conviction.

“Curse or not, I learned one thing: there are no miracles. And there are always consequences.”

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STAR SOIREE
POSTED ON Sept 22, 2021 1:38:31 GMT
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The trio of Chryssa clones had been consistently present throughout the soiree, impossible to miss as they mingled and barked and scoured the refreshments table. Despite wandering the ballroom in their mistress' absence, they lacked the true Chryssa's mischievous drive, so they had fallen back on familiar faces.

Chryssa found her Zorua all meekly serving drinks when she returned from the Mossdeep Observatory, her shoes still wet with dew from the grass. Her eyes were filled with stars and secrets, and she looked nothing like the ordinary young women who all yipped in excitement at the sight of her.

"Oh, there you are," she said to the red-haired giant, trying to shake off the haze of events from the evening. She seemed to settle back into her old self, some poise and energy returning to her. "I mean, hah, it appears you've finally found me, Zac Rillaboom. Well done."

There was an announcement in the ballroom. About time, Chryssa thought. "I'm looking forward to the meteor shower," the girl said conversationally to Zac as the lights began to dim. She made no move to go back outside despite the professor's offer-- she had already gone and went, and the press of so many people around her felt reassuring after her isolating, illuminating experience. 


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Nights of Present's Future [Soiree]
POSTED ON Sept 21, 2021 1:16:58 GMT
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"Has anyone tried to go in?" Chryssa asked, kicking her legs like a child in a booster seat as everyone patted down their pockets for a conveniently missing skeleton key. "In my experience, people don't actually lock things nearly as often as they should." They fell back on social norms, assuming that ordinary people wouldn't go into a door marked 'Employees Only' or brazenly walk into a public facility after hours.  "They simply expect nothing will happen."

Chryssa floated forward.

"Until it does."

The door clicked open.

Brows raised, Chryssa glanced back at the others, face radiant with triumph. Her hand, hovering over the doorknob, settled like a dove returning to its nest.

She twisted. It opened.

Chryssa hadn't seen 's shadow sliding through the cracks in the darkness. In that moment it merely seemed like providence, another coincidence perfectly lining up to place the three, no, four of them in the same place at the same time. 

Was this part of Arceus' plan?

How can I believe that, when we're searching for his light?

"Your voice sounds... familiar," the girl said to as the door to the observatory swung open. Chryssa's Lunatone drifted to the side, making way for her companions to proceed ahead of her. "Mr. Decker, was it?" The others seemed to know him.

Her eyes were large, misty. She gave him a wide-lipped smile, curved like a crescent moon. "You can join us, if you want."

The doorway beckoned, promising futures unknown.



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PERISH 111.1
POSTED ON Sept 20, 2021 15:51:40 GMT
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The explicit cursing of the previous song fades out and the low, cheerful tones of host CHY-T cut back in.

"And that was Rät. Or is it 'Rat'? How do I pronounce that dot-dot thing?"

"It's called an umlaut. Not that it matters—we can't see it over an audio medium, after all."
The pitch of the voice raises, signifying co-host RYSSA C.  The voice is sly, innocent, and sounds remarkably like Chryssa. 

"Much like PERISH, it requires senses beyond our current, mortal limitations to fully comprehend. You'll understand someday, loyal listeners." 

"...Anyway, here's Wonderwall. A request from our very own Sootopolis Mayor, if you can believe that!"

Wonderwall (or something close) begins to play, curiously distorted and sometimes even backwards. The hosts sing along with the chorus. "Yadot si annog eb eht yad taht er'yhet annog worht ti kcab ot ouy..."




"Up next, a special treat!" 

"This one goes out to the folks in Lilycove!"
Chy-T's voice comes cheerfully. "Make sure to listen all the way to the end for a chance to win a ticket to our 'Under The Rug Sweepstakes' at the end of  the month!"

The radio shifts to static for a moment. A casual listener might think that the station simply forgot to mute the microphone as a terrible, insidious beeping takes over the airwaves, followed by a distant voice reading a disembodied string of numbers. 

9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 29 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 29 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0 2 9 7 7 0

"—Did you catch the secret raffle number?" The sudden cut is enough to make the average listener jump. "Don't worry if you didn't—we'll be playing it once every hour until the end of September!"


A clip of 's original call is played unaltered over the radio, more eloquently phrased than Chryssa or her Zorua might hope to compete with. 

"—You heard it here on PERISH! This request is dedicated to all the Galarians in Hoenn, plus a special shoutout to our curly-haired commissioner,  ! May she safely, single-handedly escape the tentacular embrace of aliens evermore."

"What? Aliens?"

"Oh, yes. Doesn't everyone know about that?  Anyway, here's Wonderwall again."

"You're All Alone" begins to play, its message—perhaps even a promise—intact.



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YMCA [Raid]
POSTED ON Sept 20, 2021 6:27:00 GMT
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"I'm only here to assuage my guilt in the unfortunate accident that destroyed this church," Chryssa Glasgow said loudly, sailing through the burned ruins of the front door with all the grace and poise of a paper airplane. "If that word means what I think it means, of course."

While she had planned a covert gathering of Plate-holders and insidious trap for the ever-watching Arceus, she actually hadn't been responsible for the explosion which had leveled it to the ground. She'd spent weeks in the hospital afterwards recovering from a broken neck. If it wasn't for a certain coming back for her, she might not have made it out of the burning church at all. That fact had been enough to convince most people that she'd known nothing about the attack or the scepter that had been stolen.

The disappearance of its caretakers, however—namely the Reverend Sister—well, that Chryssa knew a little more about.

Chryssa deliberately pretended not to see the hidden stairwell buried beneath the ash and stood in the ruined "doorway" instead, annoyingly blocking anyone trying to enter the church through conventional means. It made no actual difference—there was so little left of the once-hallowed walls that one could step over them like speed bumps. 

"There should be some residual power here," the girl said, nodding to her Meowstic. Senga had already scooped up a shard of stained glass and was inspecting it in the sunlight. Chryssa used the tip of her cane to nudge a piece of burned rafter. "If it is Arceus's will that this place gets cleaned up, he might as well help the process along."



The sound of her name being called by one of her favorite people, (followed by the magic words piss rock) eventually lured Chryssa from her post at the doorway. "Indubitably," she said, "Where is it?"

Nearby, Meowstic's ears unfolded as she channeled power into herself from their surroundings. Regardless of whether it was actually holy power or not, the feline focused it into the shard, forming a beam of hot white light that came together like sunlight through a magnifying glass.

"An ancient relic, perhaps," Chryssa said, examining Chu-e's yellow rock. Perhaps daringly, considering its color (or remembering her cave-crawl with ) she lifted it to her nose and smelled it. 

The girl's curious expression didn't change. "I'm afraid it's merely a cornerstone of the church," she said after a moment, returning it. Her eyes gleamed. "It's all built on piss and old rocks, you know."

So what stirred beneath? The lost? The ancient? Or the dead?

Behind her, Senga moved the laser methodically over the rubble, slicing through collapsed stone foundation with a jewelcutter's precision. 



   MFpiAzkE+70
STORED POWER (MEOWSTIC)


+20 Creation
+10 Talk/Tag
+10 Reminisce
+10 Rubble
+10 Arceus
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POSTED ON Sept 20, 2021 3:50:33 GMT
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PURCHASING
x1 TM/TR - hidden power (dark) to honedge (-50)
    forgetting night slash

REDEEMING
x1 LEVEL TUTOR - future sight to meowstic (forgetting light screen)
x1 LEVEL TUTOR - fury cutter to kricketune (forgetting sing)
x1 LEVEL TUTOR - absorb to kricketune (forgetting taunt)

Also redeeming x1 Passho Berry (harvested 8/28)
HONEDGE: CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON (steel)
Honedge makes a physical attack from a distance by changing its shape. Projectiles or rapid-fire attacks may hit between 3-5 times.

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POSTED ON Sept 19, 2021 23:34:04 GMT
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 Dewott eats the July Curry!
She gains the Aspear Berry's effect!
She learns Revenge!

 Honedge eats the July Curry!
It gains the Leppa Berry's effect!
It learns Protect and forgets Aerial Ace!

 Meowstic eats the July Curry!
She gains the Aspear Berry's effect!
She learns Sucker Punch and forgets Me First!

unused berries: pecha