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never had a chance [m]

POSTED ON Nov 5, 2021 8:01:46 GMT

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@jessica

"shit, really?"

huh. he's been getting ripped off, then. those sons of bitches down at sawsbucks just lost themselves one of their most loyal customers.

maybe he'll just go to a different branch instead...

"and yeah. i'll text you when i'm on my way."

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POSTED ON Nov 5, 2021 8:01:25 GMT

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"alright, alright."

at mars' command, uri stands to go get them a drink, pouring expensive whiskey into two glasses for them. he returns shortly after, settling by the fire.

"anytime, and i mean that literally. i'm unemployed so i'm really free."

technically, he's taking like four gap years, but still.

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acting like that

POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 16:57:24 GMT

"you really do."

he smirks, staying close even after she pulls away.

"you must really love me, huh?"

not sure why he's smirking as much as he is. maybe it's just fun to tease her.

"i love you, sol."
@sol
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POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 16:56:54 GMT

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"i can't help it."

he laughs, slapping the pillow away only to be too slow. it smacks against his face, and he coughs in response.

"believe it or not, i don't have many friends. so it's nice to have someone i can count on."

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POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 10:37:24 GMT

rich (m) cheek pouch - super fang, stuff cheeks, bullet seed, body slam, tail whip, bite

"of course! i could never say no to spending time with my lil' sister."

as if to prove his point, he puffs his chest out, and soon nods his head.

"like once, i think, but i never made it to the top of the mountain."

"what kinda pokemon are you looking for today?"

he asks to help with their hunt.
gabrielle black
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is obstagoon a wolf

POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 10:36:24 GMT

kyle (m) guts - night slash, obstruct, cross chop, pin missile, submission, lick

no lambs tonight, they'll have to end their hunt on a kirlia, which is fine because a lot of people are looking for one as they are quite popular.

"sorry in advance!"

because kyle's not the nicest of fighters.

the obstagoon's NIGHT SLASH knocks kirlia off its guard, allowing the dark-type to close in and to put it in a SUBMISSION.

all uri has to do then is to throw a pokeball at it, which he does.
@solowild // catching
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POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 10:36:01 GMT

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@jessica

uri's likely desensitized enough to seeing a dead body that he doesn't feel all that bad. movies, games, and training with both the military and the police have exposed him enough, he supposes.

even so, he can sympathize with his sister.

"actually, i think it'll be fine if you want to go home. i'll tell them to come by later when you're feeling better."

he smiles at her.

"i gotta stay here for now, though, but i'll come over later? bring you that pumpkin spice drink you really like even though it's like twenty bucks?"

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POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 10:35:39 GMT

"oh i think it would've been fine. nothing much happened at the hospital."

someone did come in to treat their burn from a pokemon's will-o-wisp, though, which was exciting to overhear.

his face lights up as she approaches with their bowls of soup. he smiles up at her, reaching for his bowl before kissing her cheek.

"thanks. you're so sweet to me, sol."
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POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 10:35:26 GMT

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"we could? really?"

damn! that sounds really fun. not only would they get to go horse riding but there'll also be the added excitement from breaking into mars' family's stables. he's getting really hyped up just thinking about it.

not as hyped up as that plump bidoof seems to be with its cheek pouch, however.

"i dunno how i got so lucky to have a friend like you, mars."

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is obstagoon a wolf

POSTED ON Nov 3, 2021 16:04:54 GMT

thank the gods it's nighttime because uri would definitely have suffered a FARMER'S TAN because he never uses sunscreen even when he should.

"alright we gotta go now but we'll keep in touch, bud."

uri waves goodbye at the palpitoad only to turn and stumble into a sobble. he accidentally kicks its shin, making it cry before it turns and runs away.

"no! wait! it was an accident!"
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1000

POSTED ON Nov 3, 2021 16:02:56 GMT

"..."

what are the odds?

"holy. yeah, that's me."

the odds of this happening in this particular MULTIVERSE or any, really, must be extremely low. so their excitement is justified for sure.

"hell yeah. i'm a chimp."

better than being called a simp, he supposes.

briefly glancing over at the clock on the wall, he sighs.

"shit. i think we're supposed to go on a ride along, or something."
kyle lopez // [x]
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POSTED ON Nov 3, 2021 15:59:54 GMT

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"nah, but it sounds really fun."

he mulls over the thought, slipping into his imagination.

"like, we can pretend to be cowboys and shoot shit."

maybe even eat an apricorn, who knows?

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