"okay. okay! it a cutie."[break][break]

wow. niko isn't quite sure what he was expecting but it certainly isn't a rotund little binch. it's kinda cute, not gonna lie, and he doesn't have the urge to kick it, unlike a certain elite four member.[break][break]

he nods at her suggestion before watching the bibarel get to work. it doesn't take it long to finish.[break][break]

while jessie busies herself with planting the flower, niko keeps his guard up, watching around them for anything odd.[break][break]

"bibarel you lazy ass."

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

with the poor mudkip now confused, niko claps his hands together, then points straight at the water-type.[break][break]

"now's your chance, dirt bag!"[break][break]

trubbish jumps up in the air, landing with its back turned to mudkip only to turn a second later to flip the water-type off. how TOXIC of it.[break][break]

"NICE!"

[attr="class","ooc"]nina larson[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-trubbish"]

"mmm i think you were the messier one."[break][break]

he feigns innocence — what little of it he has — before chuckling, breaking the act.[break][break]

"i gotchu."[break][break]

kissing her head, he exhales, content and relaxed.[break][break]

"anything else you wanna do for your birthday, babe?"

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

"mmm, yes, i want you loud."[break][break]

can he be blamed? they've had to be quiet ever since baby niko came into their lives. now, with the devil away, they can be as loud as they want.[break][break]

standing, he grabs her by the back of her thighs before turning. he places her down on the counter, bending slightly to dote kisses against the inside of her thigh.

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

pink shit would likely just blob around in whatever is put on it. take the shape of the clothing, or whatever. niko might have tried putting a shirt or two on it before.[break][break]

with dinner now done, niko leans over the counter as well to give her a quick kiss.[break][break]

"mmmm. well, baby niko won't be home til' tomorrow, so we have the whole place to ourselves."[break][break]

he grins.[break][break]

"we can be as loud as we want."

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

up and up they go![break][break]

as niko hops off her arcanine, he makes sure to stay close, looking to be her support because he knows she's scared of heights. and, fuck, are they high up right now.[break][break]

"i gotchu."[break][break]

but niko doesn't see what she sees. or at least he doesn't just yet. he squints, peering through the flowery abode to look for the rotund binch.[break][break]

"what is it?"

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

with matching hats on, they continue the rest of their meal in relative peace.[break][break]

"that sounds cute. i'm sure he'd love that."[break][break]

niko smiles, dabbing his lips with a napkin.[break][break]

"you gotta make stuff for pink shit too otherwise it's gonna get jealous."

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

if there's one thing he learned from this trip, it's that he really needs to give baby niko an actual name. but before he can share his thoughts with jessie, a path forms.[break][break]

"ayo this is weird."[break][break]

but he knows there's no turning back now. with a nod, he swings a heavy leg over jessie's poor arcanine before hopping on.[break][break]

"go, GO!"

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

"it's crazy what you can learn on the internet these days. they got tutorials for all kinds of shit."[break][break]

who knows what his next project will be? something bigger than a hat, perhaps. maybe he'll try and knit a blanket for them to use on the couch.[break][break]

niko chuckles, reaching across the table for her hand as she sniffles.[break][break]

"ah, it's nothing. don't mention it, jessie."

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

"i wouldn't be surprised."[break][break]

magic seeds wouldn't be the weirdest thing going on in hoenn nowadays. in fact, even he seems relatively unfazed by the words that appear on the stone before them.[break][break]

"alright..."[break][break]

he kneels down as well before reaching out his large finger to drag across the smooth stone.[break][break]

who's he thankful for?[break][break]

scribbling all of the gang's names would take forever so he chooses those most important. he inscribes @jessica's name along with baby niko, still unnamed.

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"]

"nah. you gotta give yourself a lil' credit too."[break][break]

because a pokemon is nothing without its trainer.[break][break]

"and yeah i named it pink blob. you can change it if you want, but pink shit approves of that name."

his ditto!haunter quickly morphs back into its usual pink self. still in the air, however, it quickly drops to the ground, splattering.[break][break]

"good progress today, babe."

[attr="class","ooc"]@jessica[break]

[attr="class","pkspr pkmn-ditto"][attr="class","pkspr pkmn-rhyperior"]