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PAAA: 99943 METENO
POSTED ON Oct 22, 2022 18:22:07 GMT
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Kepler hadn’t slept in at least three days and his blood was 50% caffiene. At this point, he was closing in on giving himself heart palpitations as opposed to actually energizing himself. He was too hype. He didn’t really need the sugar and shit, but, it came with the territory.

He shot a quick text to and wishing them good luck on whatever their endeavors were today (and if he put a heart at the end of his text to Ash well, that was maybe an accident, hush).

Kepler’s pod has SS MONSTER MASH painted on it in a shaky, teal scrawl; his Beheyeem clings to its surface, alien already in nature and not requiring of the simplicities of earth’s atmosphere that other Pokemon take for granted.

He was a jittery little pea all tucked up in his little pod, ears crackling with the change in pressures and nose filled with the scent of metal and rocket fuel.

“How’s it look out there?” He radioed to , his own eyes jumping over the readings of his datascreens, content to watch and process the numbers while the autopilot did its fucking job.

Not two seconds later came the crackling announcement that the League was on their tails.

“Unfortunate.” But not fatal-- not yet. If anything, a known constant, that Kepler would be more nervous about not happening.

His Beheeyem threw up a protect around his pod and his bodyguard-- his first job was to get to the meteor. If he didn’t do that, all of this was fucking moot. They’d deal with the bootlickers later.

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Another Way to Feel [S][C]
POSTED ON Oct 17, 2022 1:01:37 GMT
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Kepler was unsure as to how he felt about a giant, prehistoric bug making his food-- but then he realized that he’d not wanted to help and decided to stop being such a pretentious dick about it.

The way the Kabutops slices and dices, Kepler thinks, is not nearly as interesting as when Ashley does it.

He tilts his head, feeling the Carvahna reference going right over his head. Thankfully, Ash fills him in, and his eyes go a little wide at almost bled out.

“That’s terrifying,” he says, frank and honest. He looks back at Isaac. “He seems to make a habit of saving people.”

They have to bring up the food poisoning thing again and Kepler sighs, waving the idea away with a flick of his wrist.

“This isn’t what I pictured when you first pitched the idea,”
he said, allowing himself the half-admission of being wrong. “I was thinking, like, campfire. Sticks. A whole ass fish.”

Not a nice meal in a cozy kitchen.


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Sour Candy [M][WW]
POSTED ON Oct 17, 2022 0:45:52 GMT
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Kepler is starting to realize he has to re-consider a few crucial tenets of his life, namely that only old people had silver hair. And that it didn’t look good. Because it was usually on old people. Wow, how closed-minded had he been, up until this moment?

Merc and the little Scorbunny get to-- doing that thing that rabbits do when they’re happy, which is jumping spastically up in the air.

“Binkying,” Kepler says, unprompted and out of nowhere. His face flushes when he realizes it, because, it probably sounds dumb as hell. “That’s what-- it’s called. What rabbits do when they're happy.”

Ashley says the d-word-- date-- and Kepler freezes midstep, one foot hovering in the air. “Um.” Suddenly he’s forgotten how old he is. Suddenly he’s forgotten everything except for the fact that he’s apparently on a date.

He’s got two broken-brained seconds until Ash grabs his hand and he’s being propelled forward by the sheer power of shock and something bubbly in his stomach that he thinks maybe is what Disney princesses feel when they see the prince of the movie.

His hand shifts ever so slightly and their fingers lace together like they were meant to be that way.

“T-twenty three,” he stutters, face red as blood, “I’m twenty-three.” He can hold Ash’s hand but he can’t look at him because he might die.

They pause on the porch and Ash asks if they should take the whole thing. And, for a second, Kepler, feels his feet beneath him.

“Of course,” he says, in typical Kep brusqueness, “if they didn’t want us to take the whole thing they shouldn’t have been so lazy.” Every word he speaks brings him a little confidence, and he holds his pillowcase out and finally-- finally-- looks up at Ash.

“Bottoms up?”


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POSTED ON Oct 16, 2022 22:56:33 GMT
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PURCHASING/REDEEMING


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1X tm/tr (60 PD)
1X tm/tr (inventory)
pluto the beheeyem learns thunderbolt and energy ball


1X tm/tr (60 PD)
pluto the beheeyem forgets growl and learns protect!


1X applicable water move (inventory)
arbalest the poliwrath learns hydro pump!


5X tm/tr (300 PD)
arbalest the poliwrath learns ice beam!
arbalest the poliwrath learns high horsepower!
arbalest the poliwrath forgets water gun and learns throat chop!
arbalest the poliwrath forgets bubbleand learns poison jab!
arbalest the poliwrath forgets double slap and learns mega kick!


1X type 2 evo (50 PD)
hagakure the honedge evolves to doublade
!

1X level tutor (40 PD)
hagakure the doublade learns sacred sword!


3X tm/tr (160 PD)
hagakure the doublade learns shadow claw!
hagakure the doublade forgets pursuit and learns psycho cut!
hagakure the doublade forgets automize and learns flash cannon!


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Sour Candy [M][WW]
POSTED ON Oct 16, 2022 2:30:29 GMT
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No one had ever called Kepler cute before, never in his whole life. Never, in his entire existence, had anyone even suggested a hint of anything positive about his appearance. He was too scrawny for sports; too pale, too gaunt.

No one in the history of the world has ever called Kepler cute and done it in such an embarrassing, stupid, sexy accent.

It makes him have whiplash. It is so at odds from the voice he has associated with Ash. It is so corny. It is, in the same breath, somehow, very much doing it for him. Which is astronomical in and of itself! How did he even come to this conclusion!

Say something back, you numbskull.

He doesn’t need to because Ashley is giggling apart in front of him. Kepler cracks a smile.

“Thank god,” he says, without thinking, “I’m not sure I would have made it through the night.” He blinks, then adds, “W-without laughing,” and it sounds convincing enough to make it seem like it was a complete, coherent thought.

Ash asks him if he likes his hair and Kepler tilts his head. “The grey suited you,” he said, conjuring fond memories of the lilac-tinged locks he thought of when he thought about Ash, “but the black is nice, too.”

He’d spoken without thinking. His tone was genuine. But he was terrified that he’d fucked up, because he’d kind of just told Ash that he liked his old hair better? Which wasn’t. That wasn’t what he meant!

“It’s nice,” he adds in haste, because it is. It does look nice. It’s just… different.

His own hair was tied back in his characteristic braids, the teal at their tips freshly touched up.

Mercury pointed at the Scorbunny in Ash’s jacket pocket, getting outrageously excited.

“Y-yeah,” Kep says, falling into step beside Ashley. “Um, aren’t you worried people are going to think we’re too old?” He looks down at his boots, adding (again, without thinking) “Well. You, maybe. I still look like a preteen.”


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oh my god, we're back again [dw]
POSTED ON Oct 15, 2022 22:04:58 GMT
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Honestly, reading the reports of what had happened in the digital world had left Kepler dazed and confused. He’d accuse them all of lying, or being on drugs, if there hadn’t been so fucking many people. A sample size that large left little room for denial.

“The origin of the end,” he says, voice half-skeptical, half-dreamy. It was a dark and romantic thought. Believing it gave them some power simply by existing in this damned timeline, this guillotine of a universe.

Phobos and Deimos spook up a Starmie from a little, decorative pond, dazing it with a psybeam. Phobos constricts around it and drags the dizzy star over to Kepler, who catches it; the two little troublemakers go back about their mischief.

“Was it everything you hoped it’d be?” he asks, still not sure how much of all of this he was willing to believe. That wasn’t a discredit to Mars, but to-- look. This was all… incredibly ridiculous on an astronomical scale. What the actual fuck, you know?


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MIDDLE
POSTED ON Oct 15, 2022 21:55:51 GMT
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Kepler tries to think on what he knows about Nagandel. Not a whole lot.

“How’d you manage that?” he asks, impressed.

Theo mentions that the Ultra Beast is aggressive. Kepler suppresses a roll of his eyes: dichotomously, an inward and outward reflection. Outwardly because, duh. Inwardly because even ’s shadow Inkay had been aggressive towards him.

“I’d love to study it,” he said, feeling that maybe Theo might be a bit more proactive about protecting him than Mars was.

Olympus snags a Slowpoke by the tail and dangles it out to Kepler, who repeats the catching action as he had with the Brionne.

“I probably wouldn’t do it if you weren’t there, so.”


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POSTED ON Oct 13, 2022 11:25:44 GMT
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REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!


TOP rewards
- 150 PD
- mega shard (added to inventory)


TOTAL


do come again!

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PER ASPERA AD ASTRA SIGN-UPS
POSTED ON Oct 13, 2022 11:14:53 GMT
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PAAA SIGN-UP


PLEASE UPLOAD YOUR DATA



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RAID EVENT: 99943 meteno[break]
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POSTED ON Oct 12, 2022 14:35:44 GMT
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Theo mentions ultra beasts and if Kepler’d had cat ears they’d have perked.

"I’ve read the reports from the Blacephelon attack, and others,” he said, eyes turning skyward to the cave ceiling as though by impulse. "I’d love to study one up close.”

It’s a terrifying and exhilarating thought. They are decidedly dangerous, but endlessly fascinating. Though prone to nerves, Kepler was usually more curious than fearful, especially about unknowns.

Olympus snags a Brionne by the tail and dangles it for capture. Kep zaps it with a Pokeball.

"I definitely find them more interesting than crystablooms.”


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Sour Candy [M][WW]
POSTED ON Oct 9, 2022 20:12:45 GMT
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Kepler rarely ever got text messages. In fact, it was so exceedingly uncommon that whenever his phone did go off he always imagined it was to reveal something terrible. His text tone became a harbinger of doom, Pavlov’ing him into summoning dread at the sound of a bell.

He was hunched over a series of calculations that ’d tossed his way about traveling to the Meteor. Atmospheric pressures, enthalpy figures, what time they’d have to bounce before they were obliterated. His was only a small portion of the mathematics, of course; all the bright minds were working on it, and they’d all come together to hextuple check their figurings before any plans were made.

His phone dinged and he froze, certain that was going to be Lulu saying you know what, never mind, you’re not needed anyway. It took a long time for him to force his muscles to reach out and drag the device back from where it was facedown on the lab table. He flipped it over and squinted at the screen.

The message takes its sweet time orienting in his brain. He doesn’t recognize it as an invite, at first. Actually, his initial, kneejerk impression is he must have sent this to the wrong person. The next one was, just, panic. Excitement? Panic. The last time he’d gone trick-or-treating he’d ended up covered in eggs and water balloons full of piss.

Panic.

But he was learning to work through his panic. He panicked his way through a halfhearted response (Sure, why not?) that was not nearly as revealing as to how he felt. He panicked his way through a costume that he overthought to an umpeenth degree. He panicked his way through the teleport as he and Mercury stepped out into the warm, Slateport night. Panicked his way through the directions in the dark, nervous and jumpy and certain someone was going to leap out at him at every possible junction.

His thoughts were a churning mire of what are we doing? Why are we doing this? What are we doing? as he clutched his pillowcase in white knuckles, boots a timid beat on the concrete. It was only when he finally saw Ashley standing under the streetlight that his brain reached a lovely homeostasis of blank static, like all the panic and stress had reached a tipping point and he was flatlining.

His costume was a buttoned lab coat and goggles, and a pair of black combat boots he’d bought for… some reason. Mercury had a headband with large screws glued to the sides and the characteristic Frankenstein’s monster hairline painted on his forehead.

“You dyed your hair,” is the first thing out of Kepler’s mouth. Not hey, hi, hello, or anything, you know, normal. “I almost don’t even recognize you.”
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POSTED ON Oct 8, 2022 21:12:47 GMT
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It was a POG Bank charity ball. The Halloween theme was smacked everywhere from the snack table to the staircase for people to pose in their costumes and get their pictures taken.

Kepler wished he could tug himself further down into his cat ears, stuck somewhere in the middle between being sad he hadn’t put more effort into his costume and, just, really, really, really not wanting to be there.

But the general consensus was he needed to get out more. Actually, Mars had said that to him, once. Or, maybe, just looked at him in such a way that it conveyed it. Either way. No one was going to hurt him at a charity event… right?
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Another Way to Feel [S][C]
POSTED ON Oct 8, 2022 19:43:37 GMT
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Kepler can vouch all he wants for the laws of physics but the fact that they can teleport literally anywhere in the world truly, honestly shoots the shit out of mostly any science. Actually, the fact that teleportation exists and they’re still at risk of being destroyed by the thing that killed the dinosaurs a billion years ago really says a lot about humanity as a whole, he thinks.

It was a weird feeling, not altogether unpleasant, but definitely something that might make you sick if you do it quite frequently. Like riding rollercoasters or skydiving.

One second the floor beneath his tennis shoes was white plasteen tiles and the next it was purple carpet, threadbare and pilling and peeling up from the backing at the edges. He looked up (sandwiched between Isaac and Ashley, which was a trip) to take in the rest of the little flat.

It was nice. It wasn’t his lab, but, it was nice.

There were monkey bars on the ceiling.

He’d stowed Gaia and Merc away for the transport, fairly certain he wasn’t going to get absconded with or attacked, but he wasn’t exactly relaxed. As the two simians jump down to meet them and their little group diffuses across the living space he freezes. Ashley speedruns them through his collection of Pokemon and Kepler immediately calls them Bonga and Congo in his head.

He resigns to not verbalize anything out loud so he just lifts a hand and says, “Hey.”

Kepler never got invited to parties or houses or had friends so he didn’t really know what to do once the intros were done. Ash busied himself in the kitchen and Kepler feels like he’s about to exploud because he has no fucking social skills and then Ash tells him the WiFi password and he snickers.

“Funny.”

Maybe this will be okay after all?

He vacillates between kitchen table and living room but gets mad distracted by the way Ashley weilds a kitchen knife like a fucking samurai of old and so he finds himself drawn into the kitchen, sort of studying what he’s doing but also really trying hard to not be a fucking creep. But Kepler has always liked learning! And what Ashley is doing is so fucking fascinating.

He jumps when Ash turns back to them and asks for help. Kepler exchanges a, frankly, terrified look with Isaac, because he’s certain he’ll slice his fucking fingers off if he even tries.

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POSTED ON Oct 8, 2022 15:28:24 GMT
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Kepler inclines his head in thought, peering into the gently rippling surface of the pool before them. On the one hand, the idea of having Administrator Theo Beckett accompany him on missions does make him feel safe. On the other, he’s still ashamed that he feels he needs his hand held in order to go out and do things.

He wasn’t made for fieldwork. He wasn’t made for adventure. He is just a little parasite, a little archaea, flitting about in his isotonic environment, pH neutral, temperature steady.

“A little,” he says, in reference to the flowers, “though not as much as I would like. Plant science is boring. At least, that’s what I thought I was getting into. In a place like Hoenn, where new species of Pokemon are popping up every day, I originally dismissed this idea of a new flower as simply that.”

Olympus picks up an Omanyte and gives the shell one hard crack against the stone (Kepler does not jump, this time) then holds out the stunned nautiloid for Kepler to tap with a Pokeball.

“But now, obviously, I know that’s not the case.”

More fool him.


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oh my god, we're back again [dw]
POSTED ON Oct 8, 2022 15:21:23 GMT
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Mars laughs at his horrible joke and Kepler realizes for the umpteenth time he is never going to understand this man. Mars had stood by while his vicious shadow Inkay tentacle-fucked Kepler’s face and then tutted like it was Kepler’s fault.

“I did,” he said, looking out over the collection of headstones, some ornate and grandiose, others simple plaques in the ground. Some had been decorated for Halloween, in the spirit of things; some bore the remains of summer’s flowers, mums and dahlias and peonies beginning to brown and droop at the edges.

“I was right. Again.”

There’s a wry sort of humor embedded in the statement, enough that it, too, could be taken as a joke. It is Schrodinger’s Meowth: it is both a jest and the truth. Kepler is becoming increasingly talented at maneuvering thus.

Phobos and Deimos spook up a Duskull that they quickly draw into their self-anointed hilarious game of Freak Things Out in the Graveyard. Kepler considers changing their names to the Three Stooges as he watched them flit and frolic, being stupid, dead, idiots.


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