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ULTRA PLANT: JM
POSTED ON Nov 29, 2023 15:19:33 GMT
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Judging by the fact that she received another request, the scientists had been pleased with the plants she brought back. Not one to turn down good money, the redhead took the job. Unless it was going to be the next devil’s lettuce, she didn’t see the harm in handing over grass to the labs. With a new list of targets—a few of them familiar—she made her way back to the space-time tear.

After some trial and error, she and Cherry Bomb managed to draw even with the quartet. But it was hard to call the entrance elegant. A big girl and a small dragon made for an almost comedic pairing. Still, it was better than trusting some stranger’s Pokemon to get here there. And, even if she looked like she was on a hobby horse, the Garchomp didn’t mind the weight. “Rendezvous point should be right—” Madd hesitated just a moment. A crack of lightning set a man-shaped silhouette

Imagine her surprise when she reunited with Mr. Stick-Up-His-Ass, Fortunately, she managed a nod and a smile—finally, a use for all those years of finishing school. “Hey.” At the talk of the ship, copper eyes shifted across the landscape. Her shoulders lifted in a shrug. That place was as good of a place as any. "Sure." The Thunderdome had plenty of greenery to go around. “Lead the way.”

A pat on Cherry’s neck set the Garchomp loping after Aslan and his rider.

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LETTERS TO FATHER WINTER THE 2ND
POSTED ON Nov 27, 2023 7:42:01 GMT
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FATHER WINTER THE 2ND
NORTH POLE H0H 0H0
HOENN

Hey there, Winter.

This letter to Santa stuff always struck me as weird. We yammer at kids about stranger danger and then tell them to ask an old white dude for stuff. I've never done this before. I bet you can tell.

My dad couldn't be bothered to do the whole Christmas spirit crap. I knew where my gifts came from, and I had to be thankful for those ugly ass skirts. It was funny how he didn't have any idea what was in those boxes.

What I Want for Wintertide: I'm a simple girl. Just send me some money. If that won't work, I'll take a new pair of noise-cancelling headphones. Yakuza commandeered the last pair, and that piece of fur bait won't give them back. Just make them black or something, please. The gag gifts are only funny once.

What Would I Change About My Past? I hurt somebody once, pretty bad, actually. I'd go back and change that. It's funny. I have no fucking idea what we even fought about. It all seems so stupid now. But we're not Celebi, are we? This train just keeps rolling until you die. No do-overs. No second chances. I'd at least like to know the guy's name though. Maybe pay off a medical bill or something.

What I Would Change In the Present: I need a bigger place. The shoebox was fine when it was just me and Yakuza. But these days there's a manager trying to fit in a 1.5 room apartment. Let me know if you have a decent realtor hidden among those candy cane addicts.

What I Want From My Future: That life I had in fake Galar was nice. I'm hoping to get my EMT certification soon and maybe make up for some of the stupid shit I did. Maybe this year I'll have the courage to finally tell R to shove it.

And, if you're wondering, I didn't bother including the puzzle. My cousin blurted out the answers before I could even try, and it felt like cheating to just scribble her answers down.

Enjoy being dead or whatever.

Madd



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Mermaid in a Tin Can [Navy] [M]
POSTED ON Nov 12, 2023 15:41:13 GMT
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The old man had three of these fishing shops. And, as the new district manager (hah!), Madeline now knew each of them smelled the same. It reminded her of old cigars, Old Spice, and paneled wood. Which was weird considering this shop had been built after smoking had been outlawed. While not on her bucket list, the owner’s request to investigate the worst shop came with a decent hotel, and a few days outside the shoebox she called an apartment.

Auburn hair shook as the woman tossed her head. “You guys suck at inventory,” Madd muttered to the cashier as she stared at empty shelf after empty shelf. “Nobody ever taught us how to do it.” The pimpled-faced teenager replied with a shrug. Though Madeline was now positive he was less interested in making sales and more interested in catching a peek down the front of her costume.

Something that she had never had to wear back home. But apparently, this branch had a mascot. Some kind of creepy, Sharpedo mermaid thing. Its scales were navy and its tail (which was dumb to have on a Sharpedo) was made up of tightly wrapped iridescent ribbons. The chest of this one was way too small for Madd—the top looked like yeasty buns left in the oven too long. Her Obstagoon was clad similarly, though only with a shirt and ridiculous blonde wig.

But, if she wanted these losers to listen, she had to prove she was willing to do everything they did. Which is why she sucked it up and waddled out to the nearby shore. With a mutter, she rearranged her top for the hundredth time, just creating pinching in a different spot. After a moment, she spotted what seemed to be a customer. “Come on, Yakky.”

Folding her arms across her chest, Madd came up behind the fisherman. “Anything biting?”
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MERMAID SHOW
POSTED ON Nov 12, 2023 15:11:59 GMT
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Madd's Gachapon
POSTED ON Nov 6, 2023 0:23:43 GMT
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Spiritomb
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Madd's Gachapon
POSTED ON Nov 4, 2023 12:45:46 GMT
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Pyroar, Bagon, Scizor, Ivysaur, Chespin
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POSTED ON Nov 2, 2023 21:45:16 GMT
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1 X Gachapon (0 PD (Passerby Analytics))

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PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #5
POSTED ON Nov 2, 2023 1:47:16 GMT
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Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?


I like basketball shorts, but I don't like all the perverts.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?


The day I received my black belt.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?


I think people can get better, but that doesn't mean they get forgiveness.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?


Malamar. I don't like being some squid's marionette.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?


Yakuza, a tent, and a ton of bug spray.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?


My cellphone, a crushed pack of cigarettes, and some rando's business card.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?


I have a little brother, but he's way younger than me. We don't talk much. Dad thinks I'm a bad influence.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?


As a fun friend.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?


I try to let them pick now. My old names were super cringy. Goth, edgelord kind of stuff.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?


Not anymore. Sex is definitely overrated.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?


I'm actually into hot pink.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?


I like Junji Ito stuff. Horror is the only stuff worth watching.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?


Until what? This question is unclear.

Suggestions - Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below.


What's your favorite crappy movie?

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Bird for Bulb!
POSTED ON Oct 15, 2023 17:43:15 GMT
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Approved!
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POSTED ON Oct 13, 2023 17:35:20 GMT
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PURCHASING/REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!


5X gacha (250 PD)


TOTAL


do come again!


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Geologize this! [M]
POSTED ON Oct 9, 2023 2:08:00 GMT
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[attr="class","samjermain"]Today would add a few hundred Pokedollars to her growing stash. Soon enough, she might be able to do something about her shit life. Maybe she’d fly home. Take a long break from the nonsense this region inflicted on its residents. Or, like her cousin, grab a place of her own off the beaten path.

By this point, she’d lost track of how many times she swung the stupid pickaxe. Still, something about it was cathartic. Maybe it just felt nice to use her gorilla frame for once—instead of fighting to get it into cute outfits. By her feet lay a bunch of unremarkable rocks. A few of them were pretty but useless. In a much smaller pile, there were a few that seemed to be fossils. One of these she’d taken the liberty of stuffing into the pocket of her cargo shorts.

As she brushed sweat from her brow, the Obstagoon behind her let loose a mighty swing. “You doing okay, Yak Attack?” The badger nodded (and flexed). “Goon.” In this temporary pause, the Rocket noticed the conversation above her. Her brows furrowed as she swung her way up the ladder.

She laid herself on the top of the hole. Her chest provides ample support. A pickaxe still hangs loosely from her hand. “That kid’s like 10 dude.” Amber eyes shifted to Jarek. “Isn’t this stuff illegal?” A sigh pushed past her lips as her Obstagoon tried to climb up the sides of the dig site (almost making a fool of himself in the process). “There are way safer ways to earn lunch money.”

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COMMUNAL CURRY #6
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2023 19:05:44 GMT
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[break]thread summary: Madd meets the asshole who called her an asshole on Amigo. Then, they need to try and not die together.[break]why is it important?: I liked seeing how Madd got along with an authority figure. It also helped complete the triangle between her, Josh, and Aubre. Exploring her mindset on legendaries was actually quite enjoyable as well.
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Comfort in a Storm [C]
POSTED ON Sept 28, 2023 1:36:13 GMT
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Even two showers did not quite rid her of the smell of smoke. But, she really couldn't complain. The fire was out and the paranoid mess who set it currently sat in a jail cell. So, on the whole, she'd take this as a win. After a couple of hours trying to sleep--finding herself too full of adrenaline to do so--Madd made a beeline to the tavern around the corner. She didn't bother to change out of her pajamas. They were modern pajama pants, covered in avocadoes and stupid messages. The ribbed tanktop bulged in all the wrong places, her boobs looking like they were staging an escape. The drunken people were probably too sloshed to care.

In the bar, she finds a celebration in full swing.

A small smile crosses her lips as she watches her bucket brigade clap shoulders and laugh. But that boisterousness isn't what she's after. She just wants to sit somewhere quiet and have a bear. Finally, her gaze settles on a little storm cloud in the center. He looks like the picture in the dictionary you'd see next to malcontent goth. But the redhead doesn't get any bad vibes from him. So, with a shrug, she takes a seat on the stool next to him.

"You're Gerald, right?" There weren't many Hoennians here. It was hard not to know all of them. A coin slides across the bar as the barkeep lays a tankard of her favorite down. "The survey guy?"
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ULTRA PLANT: JM
POSTED ON Sept 26, 2023 20:20:54 GMT
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[attr="class","samjermain"]At the request for more power, Josh at first froze; most of his electric Pokémon were engaged in combat or other important tasks. He had one more with him, but it was young, and would almost certainly find the air of the Ultra Plant oppressive. What choice did the Master of Faster have, though? Clicking the release switch on one of his Poké Balls, out came a Charjabug next to a power conduit near the door. "Ghor, can you charge that door opener, please?" he asked the small Pokémon that was still large for its species' standards.


The redhead sighed. This guy really had a stick up his ass, huh? She was surprised that stiff collar hadn’t strangled him. “You and me both.” It feels like a strange thing to say out loud. The companionship she’d found had been nice. A warm hand to hold in that poisonous, gloomy Galar had been welcome. So had listening to someone else’s heartbeat. But the expectations that came with it? The flesh on flesh and animalistic screwing? Nope.


But that doesn’t stop Madd from pushing her third point home. “I still think you need a hobby.” If someone spent 14 years trying to hunt down a person, they’d be in jail. “Really easy to fall into the pit without knowing it.” Once they made it out of here, she’d pick something up again. Maybe start moderating BINGO at the old folks’ home again. That stuff was almost as thrilling as a fistfight. And, once or twice, there’d been walkers thrown. If someone spent 14 years trying to hunt down a person, they’d be in jail.


On second thought, maybe it was good this guy didn’t have a significant other.

CRACK! The Xurkitree were beginning to tear apart the Rocky Tomb. Soon enough, this place would be an electric version of The Floor Is Laval. Just as she was about to lob a punch at it, a Charjabug appeared at her feet. A small, almost maternal smile spread across the woman’s normally rough-and-tumble features. “Thanks, Faster!” She shouted at Josh as Cherry set herself up to defend the little bug. “Glad these aren’t a bunch of upstart Jumpluff!” She chuckled as the Garchomp slashed at an approaching Xurkitree.


Then, without warning, one dropped down right on top of the little pupae. “Shit! Cherry!” The Garchomp—judging by the growl—was a little busy right now. Sweaty hands fumbled for another Pokeball as she stumbled away from the angry Ultra Beast.

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Madeline McKenna
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POSTED ON Sept 26, 2023 16:15:20 GMT
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[attr="class","samjermain"]Fourteen years!? That meant he’d been obsessing over the Thundercats extra for around half his life. Damn, that was some real dedication. Or really pathetic—she wasn’t sure.

“You need a girlfriend, bud.” She paused. “Or a boyfriend.” As someone who’d only recently came to terms with her own aceness—twenty years in an alternate dimension enough to tell her it wasn’t the fish that were the problem but fishing. “Maybe a couple hobbies.” Again, that remark was kind of hypocritical. These days, she worked, watched TV, and went to bed.

She might have gotten 20 years back, but she still felt like a middle-aged woman half of the time. Fortunately, she still had a pretty good response time. As the Xurkitrees dropped around them, the bigger woman danced out of the way. Sparks flew from the metal grate where she’d been standing. The smell of burning metal tickled her nose as she brought another Garchomp to the field.

This one was smaller than Aquamax with tinier horns and a bad case of resting bitchface. “Cherry!” The dragon turned to its trainer with narrowed eyes. “Hit those extension cords with a Sand Tomb.” Hopefully, they could trap enough of them to get some breathing room. Otherwise, they’d end up dancing on electrified metal plates. Which she knew wasn’t anywhere she wanted to be. And she doubted rubber boots would protect her from this kind of voltage.

With a high-pitched roar, the tiny Garchomp corralled the nearest Xurkitree in a Stonehenge of stone and crumbling sand.

Then, she saw the faint glow of an exit sign. With a look of determination, she sprang toward it only to find its opening mechanism blinking in power-saving mode. “Yo! Josh! I need some power for this door!” Maybe he had another of those weird boxes he used earlier. An extension cord?
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