Recent Posts

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Storage Bores [DW]
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2024 10:51:55 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
Without blinking, you reach out, grab one of Howard's gold coins, and peel it open to reveal the chocolate-- Oh, no, actually, these are real. You blink. Okay, maybe the two of you just got horribly unlucky on those first few crates. Surely, you've got all the guff out of the way by now. Surely, everything that's left is pure money magic. Surely? Surely.

"...They are pretty nice. What are these, dubloons? I hope they're dubloons."

You toss the coin back to the Admin, and head back to work with a newfound optimism. You've got a feeling this next box is going to be REALLY good. So, you find yourself a nice fancy-looking crate, crack it open, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's full of novelty mugs.

You pick one out. It's plain white, with the words World's Best Boss emblazoned in a simple black font. After a moment of thought, you set it to the side, because clearly it wasn't meant for anybody in Team Rocket.

You try again. This mug is far more elaborate, shaped like a very fat Cufant with its arching trunk acting as a handle. Huh. Weird. Though, it does remind you that the Rocket requistions department had a spare Copperajah lying about, and one of the boys gave you first dibs on it. You might take him up on that when you get back to base. You won't be taking the mug, though. Not your style.

You check one last one, for good measure. It's got a funny drawing of a Slakoth in a lab coat with goggles on, and he's holding little vials and beakers and stuff, and there's a bunch of words beneath it: Sulfur, Lanthanum, Potassium, Oxygen, Thorium... Haha! You don't get it. Then again, are you supposed to? You're just some idiot who dropped out of high school to get play Pokemon Trainer. It's not meant for you. Sciencey people, though? They probably look at this mug and think it's the funniest thing in the world.

"...Hey, Howard, do you think would like this mug?"




"""Catching""" the Copperajah (PLEASE COUNT IT I DO NOT WANT TO SPAWN A WHOLE ASS ELEPHANT INTO THIS SHIPPING CONTAINER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)
close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Chain of Command
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2024 10:16:44 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
There's a strange look in Velmos' eyes, though it doesn't take you long to parse what he wants.

"There's no seconds." You state bluntly, though you do gesture towards your pitiful bowl of pitiful soup. "But if you want my leftovers, then go nuts... As in, you're free to eat them, too."

As it stands, though? You've got plenty to chew on, but little to swallow. Despite your best efforts, you've dredged up plenty of insight into the Megalopolans, and yet more nothing on the Toxic Chain. A dangerous parasite, a whole mob of missing Megalopolans, a plethora of witnesses, and yet, all you've got are theories and conjecture. But despite your ever-building frustrations, there's no more point on probing Velmos over it.

You glance away from the conversation and towards the clock. You've still got a few minutes to burn before you're ready to call it quits. So, might as well indulge a little personal curiosity until the time's up.

"Well, who says you need an Ultra Wormhole? There's Pokemon who can screw around with time and space like that, right?" You ponder aloud, stroking your chin as you do. "Say, Palkia, or Hoopa, or one of those types. Couldn't they just rip open a tear or portal or something and let you all march back at once? Hell, with that kind of power on your side, you could probably even reclaim that Ultra Megalocity of yours, too."

...Well, you doubt Palkia's avatar would ever deign to help Team Rocket's allies, and you don't have the slightest clue of where Hoopa and Kyurem went, but still.



close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
[M][C/Shred] Rowdy Rumble
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2024 9:20:10 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
From up high, you have a grand view of the chaotic aftermath of your attack. You watch intently as her rushes about, struggling to steer his steed out of harm's way. His Raging Bolt seems faster than yours, but frailer, too. That tracked. From the brief skim you did of Team Rocket's intel on him, maximising speed seemed to be his MO.

Or, to put it bluntly, this was his gimmick. And while it might've worked against the average gym-goer, it wasn't going to work against you.

"Aqua Jet, now."

Another distorted snarl burst out, and the Walking Wake surges forth upon a road of rushing water. There is no deception, there are no feints. Its path is as straight and narrow as such an unruly move can be, speeding like a bullet to make direct impact against both Josh and his Raging Bolt at once.

Meanwhile, you put one foot in front of the other and start the long walk down from the treeline upon the hill down to the battlefield proper. The ambush is over. Now? It's time for the fight to begin.



close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Rage [S]
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2024 4:45:49 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
Howard moves fast, but your hand moves faster.

You grab the archaeologist by the neck, tight enough to choke him, but not enough to suffocate. That might seem like a meaningless difference to him, but for you, it's a world of difference. With all the hate burning in your blood and the adrenaline pumping through your veins, it takes tremendous restraint to not crush his windpipe.

And with every second that and get further away, your grip on the situation grows looser and tighter at once.

"HOWARD." You snarl, looking him in the eye with barely hidden disdain and undisguised incredulity. "SHE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE. SHE'S AN ENEMY. SHE CHOSE TO BE HERE. SHE TRIED TO FUCKING STAB ME. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"



close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
RKS: Shred and Theo
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2024 4:29:45 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
It's been some time since you last interfaced with the "RKS System". Besides a brief incursion when it was first introduced, you've mostly left it be. It's all just roundabout nonsense, isn't it? Like horoscopes and zodiac and shit. You were content to leave it alone and let brighter minds untangle its many, many mysteries.

But in the aftermath of the Silent Icelands, with the prophecies of Kyurem looming large over Hoenn, you've decided to indulge again. Maybe it'll help to shed a little light in the days to come.

Plus, with all the surgeries you've got lined up, it's not like you've got much else to do in the meantime. The alternative is a packed schedule of bed rest, physiotherapy, and medication, and the less of that you have to go through, the better. So, accompanied by , you once again find yourself within a simulated universe.

And this one? It's fucking crazy.

You're barely even loaded in, and you're going a hundred miles an hour on some kind of futuristic robo-Cyclizar. Things barely even have the chance to render before Techno Blasts start to rain down upon you.

"SHIT!"

You slam your foot down on (what you think is) the clutch, crank (what you think is) the gearbox as high as it can go, and put the (what you think is) the pedal to (what you can only assume is) the metal.



close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
RKS: Shred and Theo
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2024 4:10:27 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar


[nospaces]
[googlefont=Open+Sans]
[googlefont=Lora]
[googlefont=Roboto]
[googlefont=Montserrat:700]
[attr="class","itemcolbkg"]

[attr="class","itemcolstr"]

[attr="class","itemcolitems"]

[attr="class","itemcolicon"]

[attr="class","itemcolname"]pokemon event
[attr="class","itemcolname2"]RKS SIMULATION


[attr="class","lgdcol"]




[attr="class","itemcoltextbox"]
[attr="class","itemcoltexttit"]FUTURE CYCLIZAR 1

[attr="class","itemcoltext"]You find yourself far into the future. You are unsure whether you are in Hoenn or some other region, but you do know you are on the back of a Cyclizar fitted with a jet seat. Around you, neon-lit skyscrapers tower amongst blinding holographic billboards.[break][break]

Suddenly, a sirens ring behind you. For whatever reason, the law is after you. And they are after you on Genesect. They fire TECHNO BLASTS toward you as you jet past cars and augmented passersby.[break][break]

There are two routes you can take:[break][break]

[attr="class","lgdcolchoice"]
[attr="class","lgdcolchoicetit"]• Through the alleyways.

[attr="class","lgdcolchoicetxt"]Receive 50 RKS POINTS.



[attr="class","lgdcolchoice"]
[attr="class","lgdcolchoicetit"]• Through the busy highway.

[attr="class","lgdcolchoicetxt"]Receive 50 RKS POINTS.







[newclass=".itemcolbkg"]color:#EEEEEE;background: linear-gradient(to bottom left, #2c343b, #282828);[/newclass]
[newclass=".itemcolstr"]background: url("https://i.imgur.com/PFz8OLS.png");[/newclass]
[newclass=".itemcolname2"]color:#81bdd5;[/newclass]
[newclass=".itemcolicon"]background:url("https://i.imgur.com/W0RGG1N.png");[/newclass]
close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
PRISMATIC PENITENTIARY
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2024 1:21:38 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
Continued from here.
Your whispers with are cut short as the votes are tallied and totalled and the results announced: Trust has beaten out selfishness. Neither side has forsaken the other. Both will bear the punishment to come, but they will bear it together.

But it's still a punishment. Your third in however many minutes. The pain, the bruises, the fractures, the blood, they're all still fresh on your body and in your mind. As you're herded onto the platform like cattle, you're barely even able to stand, let alone walk, let alone at any reasonable pace. All you can do is stagger along and keep your balance as the Megalopolans push you forwards, wheezing and coughing and gasping all the while.

It occurs to you that you must seem like the weakest of them all right now. Not just in the ward, but in the whole wide world. But that doesn't matter. You just need to keep going. You need to stay alive.

For her sake.

It's a packed elevator and a long trip down. As you descend, you think you see some familiar shades of hair amidst the dark, lovescorned pink and bitter red and arrogant white and more. But ultimately, it's the virulent green that sparks a reaction, booting you down into the hole below. The penalty for your failure? Clean-up duty. Scrape the filth from the floors until they're spotless. Something you're quite familiar with from your days as a Rocket Grunt. It sounds remarkably easy.

Until the doors slide open, and something emerges.

A creature strangled by Toxic Chains, like a flower ensnared by parasitic vines, lashing out at anything that draws near to it. There's something familiar about it, like you might've seen it before, though you can't place where. In a way, it isn't dissimilar to the ape or the mutt looming above you, but at the same time, it's undeniably different, isn't it?

You don't get much time to scrutinise it, though, before it blindly stomps in your direction. Survival instinct kicks in, and you shove out of it's path before throwing yourself to the ground, amid the dead and the mochi. Wooden sandals crack hard against your head, then your shoulder, then your back, then your hip, then your knee, then your foot, before finally leaving to stalk another victim.

It hurts. It fucking hurts so goddamn bad. But you can't scream, and you can't suffer. All you can do is quietly pull yourself together and begin to work. You pick and toss the detritus off the floor and towards the bowl. As fast as you can. Before it comes back for a second time.

...A part of you dreads if you'll find any liquid metal or off-red fur among the bodies...



s3L_Kp9a
·
close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Markov Chain
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2024 1:13:00 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
Well, it was something.

Not something you can claim you're particularly excited about, mind. If Tera Crystals truly can be made to acquiesce, to bend to the will of an outsider, then you're too late: The Toxic Chain has already taken a hold of them. They're dancing like puppets on strings, just like the Megalopolans, just like you. Even if they weren't, could she manage to sway the fickle power of collective consciousness in her favour? Could you?

A tiny cut on the palm of your hand itches. A bite where you'd held your makeshift knife too tightly. A reminder, however small, of the consequences of failure. The cost of rebellion in all forms. You take a deep breath.

It's not the answer you were hoping for, but it was the only answer you were ever going to get.

"Alr--"

Before you can even begin to reply, you're interrupted by grating barks, grinding machinery, and the shifting of Megalopolans. Whatever you were going to say, it'll have to wait. Your punishment, and surviving it, come first and foremost.




(CONTINUED IN ROUND 4 OF PRISMATIC PENITENTIARY)
close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
GOBLIN for GHOUL
POSTED ON Apr 20, 2024 2:46:21 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
Trading 's Gacha Snorlax for 's Gacha Sableye
close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Shred's Gacha
POSTED ON Apr 20, 2024 2:45:33 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
TAKING and TRADING Snorlax.
close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Markov Chain
POSTED ON Apr 19, 2024 23:33:37 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
You will get through this... You must get through this... You have to get through this...

If not for yourself, then for her.

She has an idea. She doesn't say what it is, but you can see the kaleidoscopic shimmer reflecting in her eyes. It makes sense. After all, Lulu was the one who initially introduced you to the potential of Tera Crystals, wasn't she? Back when you thought they were nothing more than a novel gimmick and a quick buck. Your days of scrounging around caves and tunnels with feel so quaint now, don't they? When your biggest enemies were your nictoine addiction and the cost of rent. Now, you stand across from primal and undeniable forces, Space and Envy and Infection and Fire.

Part of you wishes you were back then. Living that carefree life in those days without worry. Though, given where you've found yourself, any time and any place would be better than here and now.

But as much as you'd like to, you can't linger in your memories for long. Not when you can't take Lulu with you.

"The Tera Crystals?" You murmur, though you don't look towards the ceiling. The wound is too raw. It'll only hurt you all the more if you do. Still, you've interacted with them enough to understand what she means. "You think we can summon something to help break us out?"



close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Markov Chain
POSTED ON Apr 19, 2024 5:06:33 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
To say you're not doing well is the understatement of the century.

You're a wreck of a human being. Your skin is a forest of ash and cinder upon barren earth. Your missing arm aches with phantom pain at memory's slightest provocation. Your eyes... They're so tired. Even when you burn with fury, they never really light up like they used to. And all that? All that was before today.

Rivers of red flood across a graveyard of char. The revenant of your past self is on the brink of being exorcised. If you close your eyes right now, you might never open them again.

And it would be so easy, too. To let them fall. To shut out the world. To let the sun set on Shred Zeppelin, and just...

”Stop.”

You obey. You don't know why. You just do.

”None of it matters now. Now we move forward and stay alive. We figure it out.”

Easy for her to say. Lulu Flint, who has known more than you could ever forget. Lulu Flint, who has survived things even worse than what you've gone through. Lulu Flint, who has solved mysteries the likes of which would've taken you eons to understand. The strong. This intelligent. The beautiful. The wise. She's got everything you don't have, and more besides.

You can't do it. You're supposed to be wild and pure and forever free. Instead, you're chained and tainted and enslaved. How are you supposed to move forward, stay alive, figure it out like this?

”Don’t leave me here.”

...

...

...

Uh oh.

With a groan, you begin the arduous climb back to your feet. It's difficult, with the state you're in. Even breathing, with your bruised ribs and bile-choked throat, is a struggle. The mere act of being is painful. Moving? Is ten times worse. Still, you manage to drag yourself up to your knees. For a moment, you consider trying to rise to your feet, but as soon as that moment passes, you discard the idea outright. No point. Sooner or later, you'll just get tossed back down anyway.

"Alright." You crane your head to look up at your cellmate. Your eyes are defeated. But, they're still open. "I'm here. I'm here with you. And I'll stay here with you until it's all over. I..."

You shouldn't.

"...Promise."



close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
processed shop
POSTED ON Apr 19, 2024 3:29:20 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar

PURCHASING/REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!


1X Premium Gacha - Normal (150 PD)


pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/35215/shreds-gacha?page=2

TOTAL


do come again!


150 PD
close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Shred's Gacha
POSTED ON Apr 19, 2024 3:27:19 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
TAKING Electrivire.
close tab

played by

Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
awards
727 posts
part of
TAG WITH @shredzeppelin
Shred Zeppelin
Markov Chain
POSTED ON Apr 18, 2024 21:00:21 GMT
Shred Zeppelin Avatar
Continued from here and here in Prismatic Penitentiary.
Trust.

Trust.

Trust. Trust. Trust.

The word repeats itself over and over again in your head. Pleading to you, demanding to be said. The rhythm repeats and repeats, banging on your skull and echoing into your brain. All you have to do is say one word to save everybody and yourself. One word. Just say it.

"T... Tr... TrYUURKGH--"

You cough. You choke. And then, you vomit. Shades of brown and green and yellow and red and black and puce pour from the hole in your mask, splattering across the ground. For a moment, you freeze up. Your eyes nervously glance between the Megalopolans, the warden, and the Toxic Chain around your neck. For better or for worse, there seems to be no punishment for throwing up. So, you continue to retch and heave and retch and heave until your stomach is empty and your throat stops bleeding.

Meltan... Fucking Meltan... He didn't deserve that. None of them did. And he didn't even have a chance...! They just fucking killed him without letting him defend himself... And it's all because of you...

"...Lulu..."

You don't turn to look at her. Instead, you gaze down at her kneeling shadow, as though looking at a reflection in the water. It's so unfortunate, isn't it? That of all the people she could've been stuck with, it had to be with you? That of all the people that had to carry your burden, it had to be her? It's tragic enough to make a man weep, had you any tears left to cry.

"...I fucked it all up again, Lulu." You numbly admit, as though you just lost an argument you never even had. "I keep fucking it up. I don't think I've ever not fucked it up..."